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:-)
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>>37639693
egg blek ock is prior ?
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>>37639693
this would be more effective if you knew how to say the word superior
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wtf is this shit nigga

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Post a screencap of your desktop scren right now.
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>>37639673
>CHROME BROWSER
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>>37639683
>>>/g/
Nobody cares what browser you use
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Incredibly inefficient but I'm reinstalling Windows soon so I haven't bothered to set anything up properly. Installed 10 just to try it out.

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Can someone explain why this was "cringeworthy"?
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>>37639538
>tfw either an autist or a baiter
>one of those threads
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>>37639553
He just danced and gave her a box. I admit it wasn't the best dance but that's about it. I need to understand why you think this is cringeworthy.

please no /tv/ opinions
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>>37639582
He's ugly and geeky but went after a 10. Look at all the other girls compared to her. She's probably one of the biggest Staceys in school.

It's cringey because he doesn't know his place.

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>go out with coworkers
>have a couple drinks
>we go to a small club
>have a couple more drinks
>start dancing
>get more and more into it
>pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast
>even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally dismiss as pleb trash

am I a normie now?
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sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing.

that's pretty fucking normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.
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>please approve of me
>please give me attention
>please tell me it's okay to like this, please i cannot think for myself

Kill yourself.
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>go out for drinks with coworkers on friday
>one coworker becomes ridiculously generous after a couple of beers
>free alcohol appears at the table
>can't control my drinking and end up drinking too much (but apparently so did everyone else)
>can't remember how I got home
>have faint memories of coworkers dancing on tables and all of us getting thrown out of a bar
>coworkers now know all about my sex and love life (the lack thereof)
Can't wait to go to work tomorrow.

What do you assume when you see a girl sitting alone?
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that shes waiting for someone
or having a texting duel
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>>37639407
/thread

>originalogo
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>>37639395
that she's waiting for chad and not a fat neckbeard weaboo to sit down next to her

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When did you grow out of /pol/? Did you ever even grow into it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE_QQ-GcJE
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I couldn't care less about politics.
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>>37639385
same here
it has never affected my life in any way and it seems pretty fucking stupid to me
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>>37639378
Memes were a mistake. This cannot be refuted. There is literally nothing good about memes, they are a cancer upon our society.

>be weirdo loser robot
>do MDMA
>get circle of best friends and hot gf
>im going to propose to her in a bit over a month

why havent you faggots done mdma yet? literally a life changing drug and its safer than alcohol.
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>Take drug to be sociable
>Make friends
>High wears off
>Hang out with them later
>Still an awkward asocial retard
>Lose friends
Because that's not how recreational drugs work you fucking retard.
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>>37639367
well it worked for me. i guess you're just too far gone. sad!
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>mdma wears off
>your still an autist
>have to space out doses atleast months apart or you risk permanent neuronal damage
>that mdma comdown

Fucking moron.

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>just remembered I turn 19 tomorrow
>tfw I'll be a 19 yo KHV
>still look like a 15yo

TIME FUCKING FLIES, HOW THE FUCK IS BEING A YEAR SINCE I TURNED 18, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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>not even an adult yet
>abloobloobloo

lol youll be right kiddo
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>>37639331
I don't know where you live, but in my country 18yo means you are an adult.
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>>37639314
You've now hit the point where it gets exponentially worse with each passing year if not month, enjoy

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>lil bump on my finger
>stick 20 matches in it to burn it out (saw it on youtube)
>a big blister forms
>blister stays
>fuck its a big ass wart now
>apple cider vinegar treatment with no breaks for 6 to 7 days
>fucker is turning black
>start cutting off dead skin with my knife
>notice black thing has a back
>cut it out
>see this

First of all I fucked up trying to burn it, secondly fucked up trying to cut up the dead skin, but now that I see how deep it goes I don't know what the fuck to do. I did my best trying to disinfect the open flesh and now I got it wrapped in a cotton ball and tape.
What the fuck do.
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Go see a fucking doctor already you dumb fuck.
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>>37639111
you fucking retard

you could have put duct tape on it and just let it fall off after a few days

you could have saved 20 bucks to get one of those freezing pen things to cold-burn it off

you could have gone to a fucking doctor

how fucking thick are you
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Skin growths are not automatically warts, you could be doing serious harm to your skin if it's not what you think it is initially. Go to a fucking doctor you retard.

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>tfw no fat belly, nerdy, game collecting, wall hitting, bad hygiene, autistic gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCogb8NVNUo
why live?
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>>37639082
If only I was a girl i would be perfect for you
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>>37639082
all she does is show what she bought for 20 fucking minutes each time. how the fuck can you watch through this jesus fucking christ
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>>37639082
>tfw had one
>tfw she rarely put out

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Why do women's enjoy being dominated during sex, even rough sex with hair pulling , choking and ass slapping or humiliation but dislikes rape? Are they hypocritical? Hhow I'm supposed to respect them after knowing this
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are you retarded?
one is against your will and one is done deliberately and both parties enjoying it
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You know the answer... They don't actually dislike rape all that much

Why do you think they think about it all the time and bring it up every chance they get?
Why is such a shameful and humiliating act like one of the first things a girl tells you about
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rape fantasies are common among women. none of these fantasies involve a loser like you doing it though

Alright boys, i caved and bought $10 worth of bitcoin, now the question is, in 6 months time will i be rich or still poor as fuck.

Bitcoin discussion thread.
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>10 dollar investment
you'll still be poor as fuck
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>>37638894
Not kidding, it's what i had on hand, now the plan is, as soon as it gets high enough from the initial $10, sell it, and buy 1 full etherium. I figure in theory this could work to my advantage because etherium is still growing
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I don't think bitcoin's gonna go much higher now
the real market is probably in other crypto currencies, where Etherium is the second biggest, since Putin's endorsed it


I guess the best we can do is try and predict which cryptos will actually rise a good amount, which is near impossible

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Does sex with a condom on even feel good if you're circumcised?
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it doesn't "feel" at all.
like sticking your dick in a jar of mayo
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>>37638887
that sounds like it would actually feel pretty good
t. uncutfag
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Kinda looks like he's fucking a giant dick

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Man the threads of r9k have been depressing all day. Is everything alright robots?
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>>37638761
Idk about you guys, but my days been pretty good all things considered.
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>>37638772
Same here. Built a new puter. Had a small dinner and families doing well
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Alright? Why would things be alright?

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If you could go back just to tell your eighteen year old self one sentence, what would it be?

Mine:
>don't smoke, invest, drop that cunt who stole ya bird and stop caring about the opinions of others, confidence.

^bonus points if you upload your 18 year old self, pic related
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>>37638672
Nothing. Because there's nothing I could have done differently that would have made my life less shit.
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>>37638672
Don't go to college, it's just like you thought it was, and don't tell Noa who you really are, she will leave you if you do. and you will want to die every day after.
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Invest in bitcoin, put everything in it, and guard the wallet with your life.

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