>28+
>brain neuroplasticity practically gone
>can't learn anything or develop new skills
>>35842757
you might as well let me cum on it
>>35842757
Erhem, plasticity never stops. Therefore, every new thing you learn every new experience is encoded
>>35842757
Relax man, your brain still has plasticity. You're probably just depressed or other kinds of mentally ill.
>decide I want to be a NEET
>start going to therapist and shit to get diagnosed with the mental illness I never told people about
>get into the process of obtaining NEETbux according to that one guide
>halfway through decide I actually don't want to do it and want to try and become normie
>they throw me in a mental asylum for not taking my pills
>just got out a few days ago
>>35842740
>according to that one guide
what guide?
>>35842740
>he listened to an r9k guide unironically
how was the loony bin OP?
>>35842773
the Uncle Remus NEETbux guide
Why did you decide to give up on life?
>5'2
>sub 90 IQ
realized that my future was mcds, decided to become a neet.
>>35842713
Who needs IQ, being smart sucks
>Only someone who is smart will give this answer
How was your growth stunted? Mine was too.
>>35842713
>5'11
>high IQ
Feels good brah :^)
Being handed everything with almost no effort is really nice. My favourite part is telling people about my elite Uni, the events I've organised and the sports I do, they're always really impressed and it boosts my ego
Just b urself
IT'S BEEN A WHILE /30+/
OLDFAGS UNITE
WE ARE THE ELDERS OF 4CHAN
THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL
>I don't feel like reading your blog edition
How you holding up elders?
Are you still alive?
>>35842630
GET IN HERE OLDFAGGOTS
BUMP THAT SHIT UP ELDERFAGS
you ever stare at yourself in the mirror so much so that you lose your bearings and it feels like the world stopped existing?
>>35842616
Looking at your own face in the mirror can cause you to depersonalize depending on how fucked your brains are.
If they are like mine, for example, that can be quite some shit.
>>35842639
Yeah, exactly. You depersonalize and derealize. It's like first stepping outside my body then after staring at the same environment it is like I step out of this reality
I actively avoid mirrors
I hate reminding myself i exist like this, and remembering i have such a grotesque physical form that isn't like the mental image i have of myself
if dubs i fucking kiII myself
>>35842579
if dubs you smear chocolate on your balls and jerk off into a tub of peanut butter
then you eat the chocolate
Dubs and I do
if dubs, op gets banned forever
I know this isn't /lit/ but I don't belong there.
Someone recommend me some good science fiction books. I just read Roadside Picnic and The Forever War.
Should I read the Metro series and then find something new?
Plz help
>T H I C C animu girl for attention
>>35842410
saved desu also fuck off with those books you nerd go play video games or football
>>35842410
Slaughterhouse-Five is really good.
>>35842410
Literally anything by Alasdair Reynolds, Eon by Greg Bear, Gridlinked by Neal Asher. Can you please post more of that fat cowtits qt now??
What do you think started the autism in your life robots?
I'll start
>slept in parents bed with them until I was 9
>slept in the room with them until I was 12
>>35842405
Dad didn't spend enough time with me, never taught me how to be social and out going
>>35842405
>my dad is quite autistic too
>realize he is just better looking and that makes him go unnoticed in this aspect
>>35842405
i slept in my parents bed until i was almost 13...
Why do you hide your true feelings behind reaction images, snarky remarks and insults, and "ironic" shitposting? It's an anonymous imageboard, just be yourself.
how can you tell this is not my real me?
>>35842360
shut your facehole, asuka
youre worst girl and your mother killed herself rather than be around you
>>35842360
>asukafag makes shitty thread
Like pottery
>At work....doing work
>Normies walk up to me and start conversation
>Talk casually for a few minutes
>Look back down to finish work after conversation has ended
>She hovers around even after i'm looking down and focusing something else
>This goes on for a few seconds before I begin to make little comments on my work
>"Phew, ready to go home."
>Simple filler phrase to fill the awkward air with words
>She's still hovering around not saying shit and this continues for a few minutes
Like what the fuck do they want from me? Can't they clearly see the conversation is over and no need to continue talking?
>>35842287
sounds like a weirdo if they can't grasp social convention. you know you're not the only weirdo, right? the real weirdos are the ones that never let on how much weirder than you they are.
>>35842287
She literally stood by your desk in silence for multiple minutes? She's probably even more of a weirdo than you.
>>35842337
>sounds like a weirdo if they can't grasp social convention. you know you're not the only weirdo, right? the real weirdos are the ones that never let on how much weirder than you they are.
I mean they act like normal people. Talk to a lot of people, have lovers, go out socially.
I just can't understand.
Do you think you'll make it to 30, robots?
No
Milo Origionapolous
>>35842270
>Do you think you'II make it to 30, robots?
Yeah. Eight years away. My steam buddy is the only thing keeping me going right now desu
guys my room fucking stinks but I don't know what it is. It stunk when I moved in too. I've cleaned everything, used baking soda on the carpet, sprayed febreeze...nothing works and it's driving me insane. how am I supposed to become a normie if the smell of my room will drive women away?
It smells like super stale and kind of mildew-y. Had maintenance take a look and they said they didn't detect any mold or anything.
Any suggestions? Could it be the filters? Nobody has come by to replace them.
Its the cum. Cum has a strong odor, and women have a much stronger sense of smell than males. Only masturbate into the toilet and wash your hands and foreskin with soap immediately afterwards.
>>35842690
it's definitely not cum because it smelled before I even moved into this place
Clean all hard surfaces with a diluted bleach solution.
Spray all other surfaces with vodka.
This should kill any bacteria/fungi that might be causing this.
Check your air vents / any area surrounding windows for a source and clean them.
Keep room tidy. Isolate smell sourced to closed lid containers (laundry and garbage)
If none of this works could maybe something died in your walls.
Finally, keep air freshener handy to use periodically before guests come over. Also a scented candle (pick a non-feminine scent) will also help a lot. Best scent for air freshener/candle is something like "fresh laundry/linens" or something outdoorsy, closer to a "spring meadow" than an "alpine forest".
GL friendo.
>KFC doesn't have unsweetened ice tea and Im forced to get Mt. Dew
I was doing so good on my no soda diet too
Your diet doesn't matter, you will always be a fat fuck whether your fooling yourself into believing that you are getting better or not.
>>35842262
>clothes feel tighter and snugger
>yell at mommy for shrinking them in hot wash
REEEEEEEEE I DEMAND COLD WATER AND DELICATE LOW HEAT CYCLE ONLY YOU FUCKING COW!
>>35842262
should be drinking water you retarded fat fuck
What does red/blue pill mean?
>>35842244
>Redpill
A harsh, but important to know truth
>Bluepill
Nice and comforting lies
We get the terms from the Matrix movies, where Morpheus offers Neo either a redpill, the truth, or the bluepill, his "normal" life.
Nice double dubs btw.
>>35842299
Thank you so much. Knew it was from matrix but couldn't quite pin it down because I couldn't remember. :)
>>35842322
Always happy to help, dear anon. Also, again, nice dubs.
Should I refer to human females of age around 17-21 as "girls" or "women" ?
>>35842166
The correct universal term is slut.
>>35842166
Roastie is an umbrella term and fitting
'Cunts' pretty much sums them all up above the age of 12