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>>34484356
Storytime OP

Whats with you and this jenna chick?

Her name is Nicole btw

Her name is Crispy and she doesn't know I exist.

Victoria
I miss her.

>>34484311
>implying the entirety of Reddit shares the same viewpoint
Try specifying the subreddit. Was it r/TwoXChromosomes or r/AntiPOZi?

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>>34484436
you seem to know a lot about this...REDDITOR! dont take me for a fool i see through your scheme!

What if I only read futa doujins?

/our guys/

Can I get a quick rundown on the bog bots in our body?

I just spat out my drink laughing
the nigga on the right wth

naughty, thicc and lit are the three basic states of mind as established by Greek philospohers

>>34484268
Sounds fucking disgusting OP. Go to it if you want to expose yourself to degeneracy. You can just tell from that description that only the summiert normies will go to that type of party.

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>>34484268
no, those are not the kind of people you want to throw down with. Party is going to get busted.

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>salivating over a 3ft woman

>>34484263
she's already taken though.

>>34484263
She has fucking nice feet tho.

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Well anon instead of filling out job applications like I should I looked up how to start a pirate radio station and I made a Discord server for traps. I also tried out cooking some new, meatballs.

Now it's nearing the end of my day and I'm wondering what I should masturbate to.

>>34484546
Sounds like a productive day anon. Have you come to a decision yet?

I inted many lol games today and killed niggers in gta 5 yep

>>34484181
> I'll be clear with you anons, I'm a normie by your standards
> my phone is already blowing up with messages "lol u ok bro?".

Fuck you, you ungrateful piece of shit. You know what I would give to have my phone blow up with friends?
Get the fuck off my board

You have to have a personality which completely turns people away. If someone tries to talk to you, tell them to fuck off. Scowl at anyone who looks like they will try to talk to you.
Trust me, it should work. Some fags kept trying to talk to me at school and work, I done this shit and the fucked off permanently. It's autistic but it's the only way senpai.

>>34484238
I'm sorry you feel that way. If there was any way for us to switch places I'd do it in a heart beat.

>>34484035
Wow, I've been saying that same thing for eight years now.

Time sure does fly.

I am only self pity and anger.

I browse here maybe 3 times a week if that. I also only do so at work. Just browsing here even for 1 hour completely changes my mindset and I think differently. I'll be getting things done all day and feeling great. Then I'll come on here for some lulz and turn my brain off and next thing I know I can't stop thinking about this place. Like I'll just be doing something and think about something funny to post. I can't even imagine the mind of someone who browses this board everyday for hours on end. You have no chance at a normal life

>tfw the only gun I have is a shitty .22 rifle that my grandpa gave me
>afraid to go try and buy another gun because im afraid I'll get rejected
I just want a nice wheelgun and maybe a Sig in 9mm to be desu

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I would probably have killed myself

>>34483972
Firearms aren't fun to use. I've already hip fired and dual wielded guns so I've basically done everything you can do with them.

I don't take risks enough to need one either.

>>34483947
There is worse things than being uncut anon. I'm a cyborg who lucked his way into a relationship with a nice girl. I was talking with her recently about our sex life and she said she'd 'love it if I had a nice thick cock that could make me cum really... but yours is okay though'. I died a little inside. I've never been self conscious about my dick size before (7x5 measured), but fuck am I ever now.

Nobody cares anon. I'm unclipped and still no girl fucks me. If you're American, it's probably for the best. Most American girls are creeped out by unclipped cocks.

Uncut = uncircumcised. The ugly dicks ard cut = circumcised.

>>34483910
Jannies too busy deleting one or two trap threads to do anything else

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>>34483910
post sharks at them lol

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
is this the new thread?

>>34483846

Did you get slow release or hbr. I actually picked some up tonight as well, I've done it once before but it's been awhile. All I remember is that it was pleasant and I came up with solutions to all my problems. Of course I didn't follow through with them when the high wore off.

Does anyone wanna exchange contact info and chat while we do it or something?

>>34483920
just hbr, dosage information online is more prevalent for regular dxm hbr anyway.
I would love to chat but I can't take any until after my exams are done around mid feb :/

how much is in the bottles?
300mg of dxm will give you a nice high for about 3 hours but you will kind of feel like you're wasting it if you have done it before. if you have 600 mg the high lasts a lot (almost triple the time) longer, or it did for me anyway. Just go into it with an open mind, theres nothing real specific that will happen but a lot of things will happen.just enjoy it really.

can this be living situation thread?

>i've configured a puzzle for you guys
>enjoy

first hint is inside the picture

Please post in >>>/ck/

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And this is my chart

>tfw was heartbroken by an internet romance

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>>34483810
I don't know what happened
it was fine for awhile

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original melon

Most normies participate in social activities

cause this place is full of stealth normies

>>34483785
Hate to break it to you but a lot of normies use this board.
Notice how slow the board was on Christmas and New Years?