Help me. I recently got married and well it's not amazing. Just alright. Anyway decide to hop on tinder for shits n giggles when the milf of my dreams hits me up. Leads to snapchats of her and now she wants to hang out. Do I do this?
Do it and send your wife pictures of you two hanging out.
>>34306175
yeah why not just don't let your wife find out
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>34306175
grass is always greener on the other side.
you have no idea how heavily weighted the concept of newness is to you.
but ya, throw all that you've built because you can't control yourself. KID!
>ywn have a beautiful and powerful singing voice
Fuck I know this feel
I just want to sing well
>>34306150
>>34306181
Take lessons and find a genre you fit in. Literally everybody can develop a good ear which will culminate in a better drive of ones voice. Youtube tutorials are a good start. Singing isn't as easy as the memes make it out to be and no good singer is born.
>>34306315
I'm a mute
What did she mean by this?
I don't get emojis...
Me neither anon
Hfhghghg
it means your a lazy, good for nothing, cunt.
>>34306124
falling asleep and drooling/really bored with the convo
Why am I a fucking piece of shit?
>cousin dies in a bus crash tonight
>everyone is crying
>I just can't find any feeling in myself
>can't cry, can't be sad fucking nothing
>went to play some vidya
>family members started to shout what a big scumbag I am
meh.......
>>34306092
Im the same bro. I dont get upset when die IRL. Cried when my dog died. Literally didnt shed a tear for my aunty but when my dog carked it like 3 months later I cried.
>>34306092
>pretend to care and shed crocodile tears because it's what even wants you to do
or
>be honest and choose not to react at all
Which sounds worse? You did the right thing.
Did you play vidya in front of them?
Listen, you aren't shit for not feeling about your faggot cousin, but you have autism (probably for real) and need to understand that to normies your feelings being divergent is very upsetting- at least pretend to be fucked up and then wait to secretly play vidya.
Poor Thad he wasn't pardoned by Obama what a disgrace. Oh well only 1 year until he is out
>>34306090
>Tfw Thad has been forgotten .
I will always remember u Madthad, good night sweet prince
>>34306090
how long has it originally been?
>>34306090
What did he get convicted for?
>fat bf is losing weight
>he's going to leave me for a pretty girl, I just know it
>>34306002
why don't you lose weight too
Are you fat? If so, lose weight too.
Either way, get the fuck off my board, because girls literally can't be robots.
>>34306023
>Are you fat?
im skelly
How do you flirt without seeming like a creep?
How do you notice body language?
How do you approach a girl with the intent for a romantic from the start without seeming like a creep?
How do you flirt?
How do you "seem" attractive to someone with a shit tier face?
Before you say it, no looking like a creep is not the same as looking unconfident, in fact it's quite the opposite.
How do you flirt without seeming like a creep?
Talk and see how their reaction is
How do you notice body language?
By looking at their face
How do you approach a girl with the intent for a romantic from the start without seeming like a creep?
I don't know this one
How do you flirt?
Get drunk
How do you "seem" attractive to someone with a shit tier face?
You don't
t. Failed normie here
>>34305975
You don't need a Normie to answer these, fellow robot.
>How do you flirt without seeming like a creep?
By not being ugly. "Creepy" is codeword for "Ugly non-chad". Chad could say the same pickup lines as you and you'd be called a creep while he'd be smashing pussy.
>How do you notice body language?
If you have to ask, you'll never truly know how to
>How do you approach a girl with the intent for a romantic from the start without seeming like a creep?
See point 1, don't be an ugly non-chad. That's it
>How do you flirt?
Be Chad is step one if you want sucess with flirting, sorry.
>How do you "seem" attractive to someone with a shit tier face?
You don't. At best you can be their beta provider for a 35 year old barren womb woman.
if you can't talk naturally to a women shes out of your league faggot.
I honestly don't know why a lot of robots here hate it here. I've honestly seen a lot of nice people here and funny shit, it's honestly helped me realize I fit in somewhere. I know being a khv sucks, but this place has helped me through a lot. If this board was gone, I know a lot of you would be devastated.
>inb4 /r9k/ is shit and shouldn't exist
It's comfy but there is still a lot of trap threads and people seething a lot
>>34305967
Feel the same way 2bh Robro.
Even though we'll never meet, know that I love you and you're in my thoughts.
/r9k/ would be great if there was no political/social issue discussion and no sexposting
ITT: We get drunk and attempt to create a new meme, it may be any program/subject of your choosing. I'll start
>4 beers in
Memes have been getting too complex
I think we should go back to our memetic roots with something universal that speaks to everyone, like this black circle
>>34305946
>black
No thanks, kike.
>>34305958
See, this is what I mean
The memes have caused you to create associations where they do not exist
If we turned the hands of time to before complex memeology the black circle would simply be what it is, a symbol of itself and nothing more.
>tfw watch an anime
>tfw want to live in the show with all the characters
>tfw it's so appealing because there's nothing left in this world to cling onto for hope
>tfw it'll always be imppossiburu
any other anons feel literal pain in their chest from these kindsa feels?
>tfw you will never have girly talks with your HS friends
>>34305901
oh man you got real problems bro let me take some time out of my life to help you with those...
>>34306111
Nice trips you got there
I DON'T CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf2uzE6OMlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf2uzE6OMlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf2uzE6OMlQ
do do do do
do do do do
da da da da daaa daaa
and i don;t care if i ever come DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8
absolutely
a e s t h e t i c
>>34305839
literally have had this on repeat for like an hour, like an actual autist
god fucking DAMN do i love being an american right now
I'm an actual racist.
Not a "preserve Europe" racist, an actual racist.
Yet i can't bring myself to hate Ben Carson no matter how hard i try.
I hate MLK
I hate good black musicians, i hate black athletes, but for some reason Carson is immune to my racism.
Why is that?
He asks nothing of you and genuinely just wants to help people.
He is intelligent?
>>34305836
You hate grant green, Wes Montgomery, and john coltrane?
Even when I was full 1488 poltard I still listened to them and couldn't hate them
I'm going to an anime convention in Edmonton tomorrow.
I've never been to one.
What do I do?
You'll probably get raped, or at least someone will sniff the seat you were sitting on.
>>34305804
bring plenty of bullets fampai
>>34305804
>dress up
>look at art people made
>buy overpriced figurines and shit
>watch weeb videos
>play video games with other people
>"socialize"
>get drunk at night and "socialize" more
>go to the weeb party that happens at night and dance to nightcore, maybe find drugs
It's a lot more fun to not go by yourself
>be me
>go to mass
>filled with chad families and oldfags
>starts late, no-one will sit next to me
>tfw chestertonian physique
>lectio divina>showers
>guitar music & ENGLISH hymns
>tfw no gregorian chant
>mfw priest is cucked, keeps talking about loving thy neighbour,never mentions crusades
>mfw no ad orientem
>mfw altar servers are wearing shitty white albs
>doyoueventrad.jpg
>somethings a bit strange about the altar boys
>get a closer look
>some of them are GRILS
>trying to restrain rage
>mfw priestcuck is serving communion in the hand like the fucking normie he is
>decide to take action, devise plan to get communion in mouth
>NEETcath master race represent
>go up to priestcuck
>stick tongue out
>he just looks confused
>lean forwards more
>priest looks frightened, tries to wave me on
>people in line behind me are whispering
>im not leaving without the eucharist in my belly
>lunge forwards with my tongue still out to get dat real presence
>miscalculate, fall into the priest tongue first
>priest drops ciborium, starts yelling, altar servers crying
>everyone thinks im trying to lick the priest
>im crying in rage & humiliation
>decide these novos ordos cucks dont deserve the body of christ, who was a NEET anyway
>scream DEUS VULT
>tacticool roll over to the ciborium and grab it
>use assassins creed freerunning to escape as the church descends into chaos
>feelsgoodman
Anyway now im excommunicated and mummy has grounded me for the next week, feels bad man.
Does anyone know how you join the SSPV?
>>34305801
SEDES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bumpus for orgegegeganox
>>34305801
Best greentext i've read in a while, good job op
Do you pay church taxes in your homecountry?
Can somebody sing a song to a lonely virgin through vocaroo?
What song would you like, sweetie?
only if you're a girl tbhfam
>>34305802
Anything will do.
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