I-Is that normal?
stop eating asian food
>>36096451
only if you are asian
one time my jizz was pink
Lonely? Join the only real robot discord going on one year strong:
https://discord.gg/KJbft
No normalfags, roasts, poopdicks, degenerates, ect...
Our banlist is larger than our current user count. VC is not required.
Oh, look, it's another normie discord, full of Chads and Stacies, roleplaying as robots because it's oh-so 'cool' now.
Fuck off, you fucking normies disgust me.
Nobody fucking join this shit, fuckers laughed at me when I said I was circumcised.
This is like the 5th discord thread in the last hour
FUCK
OFF
>>36096430
>"""""the only real robot discord"""""
>"one year strong", implying that friendships and cliques have already been established, everyone knows each other, guaranteed in-jokes that new people won't get
>implying that anyone there is actually a "real robot" and not just normies/cyborgs who have a little trouble talking to people but are otherwise normal
>implying that a real robot discord can even exist despite being non-anonymous and username based
if this guy can get a gf, why can't you?
He can hold a conversation and make eye contact
>>36096424
he never stops making eye contact
bc im not an asshole and girls these days dont date nice guys like me
>oneitis is bored at work in the middle of the night
>sends me playful text because her bf is asleep
How do I deal with this?
>>36096389
>How do I deal with this?
By not being a fucking faggot. Whoops, too late
>>36096413
How would someone who isn't a faggot cuck her bf?
>>36096389
Be alpha. Tell her to send you nudes. Youve got nothing to lose. Shes already lost her virginity so... DO IT BOI
(And post results)
Post a movie you liked that everyone else hated, and/or post a movie that you hated that everyone else liked.
Pic related. I actually loved this movie.
>>36096385
Neon Demon
it means more than it seems
Who Killed Captain Alex
Not even joking, best action film I seen
>>36096721
is that loli chan? wtf it is O_o
My confidence is so low that the only place I can talk about anything is on an anonymous message board. I trust strangers on the internet more than I trust my family
The internet is the closest thing to friends I've had
I love you
>>36096376
What has humanity come to? Instead of people helping those with mental issues and physical issues, they leave them alone to be regulated by healthcare systems. We all sit here stare at a flat plastic surface with lights on it for years... and years.
I want to get off this ride.
>>36096376
It's gonna be ok anon. You need to start reaching back out into the real world man
>>36096444
>Years ago, the cure for depression was a friend or two
>Now it's prozac
Wew, what a way we've come.
>someone lecturing me about how syria is also a false flag and the chemical weapons story is a ruse and how everyone is an idiot for buying the story
>Tell him that I haven't spent any time thinking about it because I don't care if Syria gets bombed
>He gets pissed off and walks away finally
I wish people would learn to stop starting conversations with me, it always ends the same. I tell them what I think and they get pissed off and leave. I am thinking about skipping the whole middle part and just starting to tell them to fuck off at the outset. That way, they are still pissed off, but I don't have to waste my time.
>>36096360
>Asuka
You can leave this board now.
>>36096360
You seem a cool guy.
>>36096360
he's right about the false flag but you're right about fuck syria
can I just ignore her if she contacts me wanting money when i'm back home?
Don't give her your real name
>>36096337
what if... I did
>>36096560
Give her a push down some stairs
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? What makes you think next week will be better than this week?
Just do it already, Anon. Do something for once.
because I will get my autismbux raise which mean I can buy more food and beer and be more comfy
>>36096283
Fuck you. And the world needs me
A dude and is meme saved my life, I have to save his meme !
>laptop broke
>have to use the public computer lab
>normies keep coming in and doing things
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
how can i get attention by being autistic at uni
my experience of uni so far has been nothing but being ignored, even when i'm socially proactive (Going to clubs (groups, like anime club etc, not clubbing) etc. Sure, I talk, but it's basically totally neutral and nobody cares when I'm there or not.)
now i just want to be "the autistic guy"
>>36096281
I know that feel bro. Ive been living in a dormitory for 3years now. We have this room with about a dozen of PC's, even though no one is doing anything that could trigger me, im always pissed when im sitting there and lurking. The worse thing is that the keyboards or mouses havent been cleaned for like 2 years. Its so disgusting that i stopped coming there.
>tfw when they installed wifi in the building last year so now i can waste my time on here without leaving my room
>>36096281
>scheduling for next semester
>waited too long
>conflicts everywhere
>emailed adviser this morning
>no response
>tomorrow is the weekend
FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED TO KNOW IF IM FUCKED IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Has 4chan become a normie site?
yes
even normies use the term normies now which is really ironic
>>36096277
Yes. But the transition is not full-normalfaggot.
Between 2012 and 2016, I would say 50-60% of the board was normalized.
Now, we're at 70%.
Wait 2020 to get 100%.
it is heavy normie but they don't yet steer 4chan
there is good possibility here for propagandist normie adjusting for large scale societal impact (see trump)
why does everyone think im gay just cause of the way my face looks?
seriously whenever im around guys they always subtly drop gay jokes or say i would do the gay think opposed to something else
ive had girls absolutely reject me or never even bothered to talk to me just because they assumed i was gay.
today a girl called me a bottom and i didnt even say anything
everything i do i try to do as masculine as possible, the way i walk. the way i dress, how i stand, what i talk about, how i talk
but everyone keeps thinking im gay and this is ruining my friendships and career how do i help it?
Post face.
origorig
Are you very feminine looking?
I just know some faggot on here is gonna tell you to become a trap.
>>36096232
just be a trap :^)
DUDE
>rolls 4th blunt of the day
MARIJUANA
>fails algebra
IS JUST
>*panic attack*
A
>gets fired from Target
PLANT
>lowers IQ
MAYNE
>>36096216
Someone can't handle their pot
>>36096216
>leafs acting overly dramatic
god theyre a bunch of soft faggots over there
CITIZEN,
> ignores imperical data
MARIJUANA
> publishes propoganda
IS ACTUALLY
> puts weed under schedule 1
A GATEWAY DRUG
http://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article143169714.html
>1. Several girls are working at local strip clubs and also prostitute themselves out.
>2. Several cheerleaders pay students to do their school work.
>3. A veteran cheerleader hosted a party where several underage cheerleaders were caught drinking.
>4. A few girls use illegal drugs, "especially smoking pot."
>5. A few of the girls provide alcohol to minors.
>6. Cheerleaders buy alcohol with a fake ID and provide it to other cheerleaders and other students.
>basically hot girls get to fuck alpha men, prostitute themselves willingly to wealthy men for money, pay loser nerds (you) to do their school work, get to party hard and have tons of fun in life
>meanwhile you are still a pathetic, kissless, handholdless, hugless, depressed balding virgin that gets no women and to top it all off these women would rather fuck a dog than ever have to settle for a beta male like you
How does all of this honestly make you feel?
>>36096195
still better than your pathetic ass
>>36096350
why so hostile man?
>>36096195
>Fall for the college meme
>Realize you're fucked with tens of thousands of dollars in debt
>Start stripping and selling your body to pay it off
Am I supposed to be upset? Also, why is the school so upset about them stripping? They dance around in skimpy clothing at games, so why can't they do it in their private lives?
Today's the day. Almost garunteed to get denied so say whatever you want. I'll post proof through screenshots + MS paint
>>36096170
can wait for those two circlejerking faggots to post their pictures
>>36096170
Hey there handsome. I would love to be your sexual slave.
>>36096170
I don't understand why all those chinks like ping pong. I'd much rather thong my schlong. You feel me?