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thoughts on this animal?
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there's one sitting on my porch right now
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>>37849349
It's not nice to make fun of your mother.

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I have 3 games in my backlog:
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: SoC
The Witcher 3
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

Which one do I play first?
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>>37849047
>Which one do I play first?

play with my ass first
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STALKER

it's the only good game you listed there
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Scrap the witcher

>play stalker
>be rookie
>get raped
>get pissed
>cool off with some DS1
>be new
>get raped
>get pissed
>cool off with stalker

those are some mighty fine titles and you'll be a spartan in no-time. they both need some getting-in-to but once you can flip that switch in your brain but in the end they're timeless.

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>pull into drive through
>roastie voice comes through voice box
>pull out
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>>37849017
>grocery shopping
>all the cashiers are young roasties
>leave my full cart in the aisle and walk out
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>>37849017
>pull out
keep dreaming
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>>37849017
>>37850348
hahahahahaha you dumb frogboy you're literally triggered and need a safe space fuckin lel lulz kek and lol :)

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You know the drill buckos.

1. Take a name to simplify repeat communication
2. Pls no buli (except Atlas)
3. Ask questions and seek support with whatever addles your mind
4. Be excellent to each other
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>>37848997
>Have diagnosed aggrBPD (as a guy)
>Feel like shit, but also very good, but also very angry, but also very empty
>Literally not able to describe my personality or the reasons for most of my actions
>tfw life is a literla fucking meme
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Feeling better today. Had a few hours of sleep after being up 50+ hours so it felt refreshing. Halluainatuons stopped and my hands can hold objects now.
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>>37849051
Ah, I've seen memeier. Have you tried mindfulness exercises and anger management techniques? As for your identity, it can be helpful to try to absorb a persona or a character that you admire. A mask might be the best you can do, crossing your fingers that it may eventually become your face.

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By the time you're 25, everything you're doing should be working towards having a family.

I'm significantly reducing my Internet bullshit time to at most an hour a day, to have a a family by my early 30s, maybe even 30
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>26
>all I do is feed my drug habits
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Enjoy paying child support retard
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>>37848994

Yes goy! Give up doing what you like to raise liberal drones!

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How can anon here swap a midi sound used in one midi file with a sampler. I don't have any actual music software, but I'm willing to get some.
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>>37848975
You need to add more details. Is it an actual sampler or is it just a rompler?
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>>37849029
an actual sampler would be preferable
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>>37849035
I'm a bit confused since you don't have an actual sampler. I have tons of experience with the akai mpc but I'm not sure what you're actually asking

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>living in North America
>not being Jewish
>getting circumcised anyways
Fucking kek.
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>>37848898
Fuck off. This shit makes me sad.
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>>37849124
I'm sorry for you, anon.
Who here /uncut/?
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>>37848898
Stop reminding me you fucking poop

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Anyone comfy minecraft server?

I wanna play with you robots but my realms free trial ran out and I don't know how to make a server for jack shit.
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bump
>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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there has to be someone computer literate enough to create a server
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I paid for one to be setup but two days later and the hosting service still hasn't done it.

I don't think I've been ripped off, but they're not too great on customer service IMO, especially considering how much a hassle it was to get it set up. I went through lie 3 different forms 10 times each, none ever worked or went through, and eventually it required talking with a support person through a lengthy email conversation for them to set it up rather than me.

Hopefully it doesn't take more than three days for the server to be setup though, then people could play.

is it normal to be weaker than a girl? asking for a friend.
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It's not common statistically speaking, but there is no shame there.
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>>37848740
She's lifting through her back, which is dangerous when doing squats. Very poor form.
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>>37848740
It depends on the girl?
The average girl is pretty lazy and fat nowadays, even if she's "fit" , fit by girl standards only means that she restricts calories and does minor exercise.

Said exercise is almost always squats and leg shit because girl fitness is based on optimizing sexual appeal. So she'll have a muscular ass and thighs, little upper body and little else in the way of muscle besides simply being low on fat. Even taking that into consideration, the female body generally is fattier and builds muscle less easily, and the skeleton is less adapted for load bearing.

You should be concerned if you're weaker than the average girl.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAD STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE REEEEEEEEEEE
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:lemonade: :lemonade: :lemonade:
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nice chat
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>>37848693
>that badly done photoshop
or did you use microsoft paint?

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Roboanon how do I find a robofriend? No sexy stuff just an anon who speaks alot and throw memes occasionally
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>>37848643
Give me your discord, i'll add you
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>>37848643
Hardmode: how can I find one irl? especially if I'm not into anime or tabletop
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>>37848706
Folky#2838
I'm off to bed tho it's night here

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>tfw you can fight depression with music and videogames instead of going so low you have to use drugs

So why do people take drugs again? To look edgy and cool? Literally no reason.
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>>37848641
depression is a spectrum, like most things in life, and some people, like me, have it so bad that the only thing that becomes relevant is chemically induced pleasure. i wouldn't expect a normie like yourself to understand.
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When was the last time you were overwhelmingly happy OP? Not like got a cool skin in overwatch happy but like found the love of your life happy. Kid on Christmas morning happy. Drugs will take you there and that's why we take them buddy
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>>37848641
Drugs feel better than music

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>do a 23 and me DNA test
>11 generations ago I had a Jewish ancestor
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We're not /pol/ and we don't care
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>>37848633
so? that's good. maybe you gained like 1 IQ point that wouldn't otherwise have without it
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You do realise jew-hate stems from envy, right? If I were you, I'd be annoyed that I didn't have more jew blood.

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Would you rather be turned into a sentient rock forced to live in the bottom of the ocean,never to see light again for 100 years or be turned into a tree in the red woods of california and live out its entire life span while being self aware that you are indeed a tree?
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the rock. after 100 years are over I'll return to land
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>>37848625
Your question is dumb because you wouldn't see light in either case because trees don't have eyes.
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>>37848701
>sunlight
>trees
No one is saying trees have eyes, but I refuse to believe you somehow forgot that trees require the sun??? You can't be this stupid, you just can't.

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It's fucking done.

I was a normie before. No longer. I'm a fucking useless peice of garbage now and I'm the only one to blame.

I'm scared but I really want to kill myself.
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And this shit won't even get replies. I just no longer know what to do now. Being alone in such a big world is pathetic.
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>>37848596
you'll just be a neet for a while until you really do want to kill yourself usually by trying to put your life back together and realizing how fucked you are
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>>37848678
I'm still scared. What if I fail? I don't want to be in a coma or something like that

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