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I'm honestly worried anons, he's starting to get fat..

>>34473201
We can't, he can only save himself at this point. Nothing we say or do haa any effect on him whatsoever.

So how are those things? I haven't been to Taco Bell in years and I'm half tempted to go to try one out. They seem so delicious but disgusting at the same time.

>Tfw your the onky white guy where you work.

I seem to be pretty well liked though desu

>>34473198
>the onky white guy

How do I become onky?

>>34473198

They don't wanna get shot up by the Lanza looking wite boi

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>>34473149
go to the bar and ask a girl if you can buy her a drink

>>34473149
get really drunk and move your body to the music

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> goes to night club.
> decided to post in mongolian frog totem shrine.

BREHHH.

>>34473133
> dubs

Guess today is looking up for you already anon :-)

>>34473133
What went wrong?

bhakjvlkj

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>>34473133

You are destined to be a NEET, kek wills it.

>>34473086
>What did they mean by this?

Gas the kikes, race war now.

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Not every Jew is a bad person, but almost all bad people in power are Jews.

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They meant that you have to be a good goy famalam.

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Here's my album.

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Here's mine
>>34473096
Pretty nice. Looks like some kind of psychedelic rock album

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the title and the name look like some kind metal band, but the image doesn't

Black Belt on cock sucking

>>34473001
if this is true then why are there no lesser belts?

>>34472977
>>34473001
great we're done see you guys tomorrow for fuck sakes

Good luck. Just avoid being an open donor if you can, or whatever the equivalent is in your country.

Unless maybe you're into that, but I'm not and regret it.

Have fun paying child support in 2 years when the law changes

what are the requirements? I remember when my sister did this that she could just pick out the chaddest of chads from all the options anyway, do you think you have a chance?

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>>34472883
silent treatment

sleep with his best friend

whatever you like

jbyself

Emotions are to be ignored, principles are what matter

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>>34472794
normie folks just don't get it!
GET YOUR FIRST MONTH FREE WITH PROMO CODE TENDI4ME

>>34472819
CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING???

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>>34472840
my friend, what if I told you we have within our reach to do not only that, but much more.
with our networking skills, we can probably get so many message drafts in our mailbox, one day we will be proud that we almost sent one.
i'm about to bust just thinking about almost talking to a girl that has a protective crust over pussy.

>>34472729
4 inch penis reporting in

>>34472729
Do you also have a fetish for cowardly failures at life who struggle to find a purpose to live?
You may have just won the lotto, OP.

>>34472729
please tell me you're a really cute boy and not a girl please. I would bet I have the smallest dick on r9k.

Would suck those fat milky titties.

Are russian girls such nerds? God I would mail order bride her so fast if I knew she wouldn't leave me for Chad the second she got a greencard.

I don't see a single mention of depression, quite the opposite infact

wat

>>34472699
>polish female rap
what the fuck? all female polish rappers are garbage

Fuck off roastie. Your days of killing babies are over. Think before opening your legs from now on mmkay?

>>34472681
/thread

Original comment fuck roasties

>>34472670
>Implying the bloviating, reactionary, morons that infest most of 4chan can hold a set of coherent and consistent ideas.

Take /pol/, they're stridently pro-life, yet want to reduce the black birth rate and ensure a white majority in the US. Abortion is the only thing currently keep that down, taking it away will only further black the US.

>>34472564
You, like most, have completely misunderstood the genius of this meme. It's not about simply mentioning oats like it's an epic maymay, it's about creating spears that will pierce the reader's mind and make them question their own life, choices, and their surroundings. At least try next time.

>>34472564
>>34472631
No, brother. For you will be hungry again before long.

>>34472564
This meme had its impact, let it rest.
Let it die.

>>34472520
I hold this fat well under a shirt a but you dont want to see it with your eyes

>>34472520
I have psoriasis plaques all over my body Chad, i really don't think this is a good idea

>>34472520
Like 5 years ago I was in Highschool and doing XC and Track. My family went on a vacation to St. Coix (tropical island) and everytime I went swimming I hated taking my shirt off. I always felt fat and pale.

I went to my moms last weekend and saw some photos of our trip; I was really pale but I actually looked really fit.
So if you feel like shit with your short off in public you might actually look nicer to other than you do to yourself.