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Okay so in my school (inb4 underage&) there's these qt girls that I'm in interested in and want to ask out but I'm a little worried. I'm not greatly ugly but not Chad so I have to try at least.. any /adv/ice to help me since that board is shit?
>also inb4 bee yourself
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Do it slowly by talking to them and getting number, then flirt while texting for a week and if they text you back you ask them out somewhere.
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Come on robros help me! I don't want to be trapped here forever! Please!
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>>34026670
Alright I'll try. One of the girls sits by herself on her phone so ill try her then some German qt later.

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>mfw vaporwave
https://youtu.be/RQxDM2K-hd0
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>>34026569
>not including the only good vaporwave song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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>>34026871
This is the only vaporwave song I've ever liked enough to listen to more than once.

Oh actually OP's is pretty nice once it gets going.
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I own vaporwave music on both vinyl and CD. How sad am I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1_dAAu-p0&

>>34026871
Stop being a meme.

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oh what's this robots?
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I hope it's a way out
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A faggot shitposting on 4chan

Originlem
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Pipe dreams FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS confirmed

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How do I figure out what to do in life? I'm only asking because I just got out of college with a B.A in Communications and I can't even really do anything with it. I have no interest or passions in life, I don't know what I want to do for a living or a career. I've been job hunting for MONTHS and have gotten no replies from anyone, also I'm currently working part time making $8 an hour.

I just have no direction or purpose in life, I'm afraid this job hunting will go no where because I have no experience or specific skills. My mom wants me to go back and get a Master's degree, but a Master's degree in what? I have no interest in anything except fucking anime and video games, you can't fucking get a degree in anime. The only way I've found that you can work for an anime company is to get a degree in marketing, business, or computer science. And I have zero interest in learning about any of those. I'm just scared, is this going to be my life? Living at home at the age of 24, working part time at some mediocre job? I don't know what to do, like I said I have no experience and every job wants experience. Entry level jobs are in other cities and while I'm willing to relocate I feel as though they won't hire me over someone who lives locally.

It's just really nerve wracking, I can't get a job in my shitty rural city, and I can't get jobs in big metropolis cities because they'll just hire people locally instead of people who live several hours away. It's like I'm between a rock and a hard place, I can't get decent work paying decent money but I also can't go back to school because I have no interest or passion to major in something specific that I care about. Sounds like a waste of money to go back to school for a graduate degree if you're just going to major in something you have no interest in, I fucking did that with my undergraduate and look where I'm at now. Stuck with a useless degree that can't even get me a decent fucking job.
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>>34026499
I know the feel OP. Hang in there.
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Reading your post makes me happy OP, thanks

>tfw stem
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>>34026572
Hey congrats, personally if you're into STEM then more power to you, but we can't all be good at math, science and what not. Frankly I went for a B.A because it was easier than getting a B.S, I'm terrible at Math.

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Why do I still browse this shitty fucking board?
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>>34026417
Out of habit and because we have no where else to go. I just realised it's like heroin. We got hooked on it years ago and it was great then; time has passed though and it's consumed us, we have nowhere else to fucking go and won't even try going anywhere else because we're fucking losers who are addicted to browsing this piece of shit board even though it does nothing for us anymore. It's literally nothing like it was 2 years ago, it's a fucking cesspool. I used to post everyday, now I just fucking lurk for the most part.

Wish I could give that up too
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>>34026582
shit, you're literally me. I want off this ride desu
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Same, haha. I don't even belong here and are against everything everyone here stands for or believe in.

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Is it possible to spot a future school shooter from just a random photo?
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It's the parapalegic girl
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>>34026330
my only guess would be the pepperoni faced kid standing up
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>>34026330
I see potential for an entire firing squad.

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oh fuck oh fuck

im 20 and this is my hairline

am i boned?
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>>34026194
Mine looked like that at 14. so, probably not.

Also, get a haircut.
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>>34026194
I'm 18 and mine is far worse still have women chasing me borderline but still women
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>>34026220
how old are you now and did it get worse

also why haircut

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First day of school reeeee
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>>34026179
Goal: Start a conversation with one person

Good luck anon :)
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>>34026179
>First day of school reeeee

Mine is in a week
im scared ;_;
I haven't made any friends first year at all
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>>34026179
> watched so much anime and Seinfeld during winter off time that my attitude greatly improved
>can't stop smiling thinking of 2d adventures and kramer doing shit
>arrive on campus in great mood
>see some guy I know, hands me a book I thought I lost
>sat next to Chinese girl I really like, didn't really talk to her but she smiled at me, also she cut her hair
>in another class talked a little bit to a bonde girl who i like but am mostly too shy to talk to
>had to do bullshit work for mandatory history class, ended up in group with a dude I know who likes trump too
>also sat next to a girl and she was showing me something in a book I had and her arm was touching mine
>mfw
>normies complimented my outfit too saying it was "fire" i assume that's a good thing

all told it was a pretty nice day. a strange thing is when I end up sitting right next to a girl I lose control over my motor functions. I might pass out if a girl held my hand

how was your day lads? 2017 might really be a good year.

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Why don't guys like brown eyes?i have brown eyes(pic related) and I think it looks fine
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>>34026102
>tfw no lazy-eyed shitskinned hime cut gf
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>>34026102
You the trap that posted a few days back?
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I actually like light brown eyes, like milk chocolatey, or hazel, it's my shit

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Is paid sex worth it? I don't want to risk STDs but I also don't want to wear a condom, they seem uncomfortable and I've heard sex without condoms are 10000000x better. So is getting a prostitute worth it or no?
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Wait till u find a girl u love and who will be faithful
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>>34026306
Lol. Not going to happen unfortunately.
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>3d
Just fap to 2d until trump makes anime real

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Post rare BLOBOs
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Supper rare blobo where her makes an exquisite ketchup and cucumber sandwich
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>>34026060
AESETHIC
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Wizard blobo

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>see a pretty girl on the internet
>instantly filled with sadness
>sadness gives way to hate
WHY THE FUCK AM I LIKE THIS
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>>34025920
>see pretty girl IRL
>feel sad that I will never be a good enough man to even get noticed by her
>get angry that she is able to make me feel sad JUST BY FUCKING EXISTING

WOMEN DON'T EVEN NEED TO FUCKING TRY TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE ME.
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>>34025920

>see the broken canvas painting laying in the corner of my room, behind the dresser
>my former oneitis gave it to me
>become enraged and extremely irritable

I can't throw it out
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>see a cute girl
>know she'll never be interested in me
>know I'll never be able to make my feelings known to her
>know we'll never be together
>know I'll never be together with anyone
>know I'm going to die alone, untouched and unloved

This is the world normies live in. They have children and throw them away. And this society supports these people. Nobody will ever not tell them it's okay, coddle them.

This poster will continue to do whatever the fuck he wants and care little for the lives of others especially immediate blood.
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/5kkf9b/i_ignore_my_adult_daughter/

I hate this world
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>reddit

storegano
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>>34025904

Nobody thinks this guy is anything but a selfish piece of shit. Stop pretending extreme cases are normal and accepted
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>And this society supports these people. Nobody will ever not tell them it's okay, coddle them.

did you even read the comments?

any of them?

also this doesnt seem like a big deal to me, i basically grew up with parents like this too, sure im a robot, that is for the most part why I dont see it as such a big deal, as i live it.

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So anons...
Are you an intelligent adult, or a dumb child?
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>>34025850
My answer would be "why the fuck would I care"?

also there's a lot of women who are in their 20's and still don't know about things like Toxic Shock Syndrome, really made me think
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>>34025850
That's not a very intelligent tweet because it makes zero sense.
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Remind her about the number, not a small number either, of women who get toxic shock syndrome from leaving tampons in for too long. Or BETTER YET remind her of the number of women who let themselves get fucked with a tampon in and develop some great infection because they have bloody cotton wad in their urethra.

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>dad found the prostate plunger
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>>34025751
>dad found the real life smug pepe I've been housing in my closet
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>Dada found the mama hamma
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>grandpa found the ovipositor toy

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