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>20 grams
you're a fucking idiot

You will probably have the most ebin trip of your life or actually experience a true hell

I have no idea, but please, keep posting how you feel. I'm interested.

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GOD DAMMIT IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN! THE FUCKING THREADS TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT OF THIS ONE HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF REPLIES WHILE I STILL HAVE ZERO!!!!!
SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS

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>when you realize nobody is interested in what you're interested in discussing

Can't even have a decent discussion on the fucking internet.

>>36441547
yo yo yo o r e g a n o

you dont, try save up a little bit more money enough to last you 2-3 months unemployed.

>>36441513
Use the money to buy a car and drive away.

>>36441528
This

Unless you're willing to live as a literal hobo, 1.5k is nothing for something as big as moving to a new city, especially without a car

>>36441478
Room is spotless. Thanks for the comfy pic tho.
*saved*

>>36441478
But I wanted to clean the entire apartment tomorrow.

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>>36441493
Oh, well. Uh, clean your desktop? Or your e-mails. You're welcome.

>>36441500
Mmmh it can wait tomorrow then, I guess. Don't you dare procrastinate though.

>>36441476
When you leave your room make sure your parents are around so he can't do anything fucked up. Piss, get a water bottle and bring it to your room and piss in that if need be.

Fuck is wrong with you? Walk out there and beat him to a bloody pulp without uttering a word

>>36441795
this. originally go kick the shit out of him op

>>36441440
How long did she laugh?

I can figure out the rest if you ended up here after all
don't worry, at least you had the balls to do it, plus you no longer live in limbo of uncertainty

>>36441616
she hasn't answered

organello

>>36441327
When she takes off those pants her stomach is going to look disgusting. And there will be this weird fold obscuring her vagina.

>>36441501
Thanks for ruining it for me..

Are fat teens acceptable? They are at least somewhat pure r-right?

>>36441327
>a board that is about man looking and talking of others man bodies for hours dont want to have a relationship with woman
wow what a surprise ;)

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why on gods green earth would you send your family that picture op?

You only took one picture..?

>>36441300
return the $200, anon. probably they wouldn't beat you.

so will everyone. even married couples eventually have to bury their spouses

>>36441286

Why did you have to come in here and post that? I want to kill myself now.

>>36441296
just pointing out that you arent missing out on anything. we're all fucked

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>have probably jerked off at work for 20 full hours or so
>mfw I've been paid hundreds of dollars for masturbating

Getting paid to poop is cool tool

>work overtime to finish something I'm in the middle off
>do it for free
I should become a janitor.

>>36441145
I usually get a 1 - 3 day afterglow if I tripped super hard, best feeling t b h

>>36441145
haha
early when I was tripping last week I spent an hour in the bathroom just watching the grooves of the tiles move and vibrate
good shit though

>>36441248
Yes. This is a good thing. My apartment usually feel small and boring. But on acid it turns into the most comfy and interesting place. I love to study plants up close. You can see some strange patterns and movements.

>>36441115
lick her clean, and then jam my penis inside her vagina if you know what I mean

>>36441115
Who is this character ? People keep possting her alot lately

>>36441196
Hex Maniac. She's beautiful and sexy and cute and I love her.

>>36441102
Well, leg hair is a minus, but I don't really mind, yea. Armpit hair is a huge plus, on the other hand.

>>36441102
You do you, and I'll do me, literally and figuratively. Don't touch me.

Humans are disgusting, laugh out loud, not even meme'ing.

>>36441074
Women are NPCs. Their entire point of existence is to entertain the players.

>>36441096
But robots are NPCs as well...

>>36441228
Robots are glitches in the system that everyone tries to fix or remove. Either one works.

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This happened a few days ago

>>36441085
Eh who gives a heck
Sounds like a bitch

>>36441275
She was actually really cool, but suddenly one day she gave me this. It was weird because she also wrote very autistic way