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What's it feel like having your feet worshiped?

My feet are ugly as shit though

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>>35015628
That's irrelevant desu, the act of doing something so lowly just to give your partner a satisfying warm tingle is the reward. I want a bf who lets me kiss and lick his feet while he sits back in comfort shitposting.

If you want to maintain a machine yourself, consider a motorcycle. Much smaller and simpler, easily accessible engine and components, plus when riding you feel far more connected with your surroundings, and there's a higher chance of dying while riding it which is a bonus for a robot.

But for cars I've always wanted to do a road trip across the US in a 3rd gen Camero while blasting 80s music.

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>>35014946
wow are you me? the 944 is my grail car, also looking to work on it myself except i have no experience, or money, or tools, or will to leave the house.

>>35015028
Truly it is the ultimate robot vehicle. If it were a transformer it would be a useless side character.

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>>35014434
polis hear whats ur emewgancy

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>>35014434
>>35014493

Retard pepe fuck off

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>>35014520
mooooom big pepey iz beign bully agen

>>35014415
She reminds them of white male inferiority

>>35014415
>Blacked

>Pol not being salty about women liking anyone other than the "superior" white male

They're all power hungry faggots why do you want to go there anyway?

>white nationalists
>liking picture of naked black guys
Do you want Dylan Roofs? Because this is how you get Dylan Roofs.

I'd need to get to know them a little better. See if we have a connection.

I can't find the one with the penis

B

easy

>>35012233

>you want to look like a woman so you can get fucc'd in your pooper

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>>35012233
>I want off this ride

what's wrong anon? You want to be cute, don't you?

>>35012576
thats not a man

THATS NOT A MAN

REEEEEEEEEE

>6th grade art class
>teacher brings us into a room for dramatic lighting for a self portrait photo
>take picture
>dramatic acne shadows
>draw face anyways
>cry at home

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>>35011823
>Anyone else /ugly/?
Yeah, i have receded butt chin (on top of that facial acne and being fat in general). I literally cannot stop thinking how ugly i look.

>>35011950

At least acne is treatable with simple medication.

>>35011633
Really fucking love tits, lads

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>>35011658
I love tits as well.
/Britfeel/ Tit edition

>>35011633
wtf someone changed "mr paki" into "mr patel" on the picture.

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>he hasn't seen where the red fern grows

Which one of them dies?

>>35011385
Leslie the girl

Why would I care about spending other people's money.

>>35011234
>not doing a degree in something you love and then doing a law conversion

Fucking STEM pleb.

Many jobs require a degree, regardless of what it's in. It's a way for them to filter out brainlets and poorfags.

Plus, debt is a spook. It doesn't real. You can go your whole life without paying those loans, what are they going to do? Repossess your education?

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Seyda Neen is like coming home.

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facing worlds

i can still hear that bg music in my head

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Do the Monkey Island games count as a map? I know it's not 3d but still... I always feel really comfy walking around Melee Island

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I would have to agree

>tfw no belly gf

jaydashian or traprapunzel or whatever the fuck her name is just like olivia jensen
she got too fat

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>>35009553
There is no such thing as "too fat"

If you think there is such a thing, you are a low test beta faggot

>>35020077
Aren't they already?

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Shit wrong youtube comment this should be in the OP

there is nothing else a man should be judged by

>>35020021
I'm still intp after sex

the easy way to win a debate
is to shoot your opponent with a gun

Give it a week and you'll be back to normal.

I don't get these casual fetishes. Why would you want to eat with your dick raging hard the whole time?

>>35019655
best of both worlds. good food and nice smelly stinky feet.

I'd eat food from her butthole if she was offering.