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few years ago..
>be me, 12m at the time
>on a school trip where we went out of town for 5 days
>got put in a room with guys only
>overall not bad, got Xbox and whatnot.
>day 3, do the event thing and do nothing that day
>decide to take a shower and gives obligatory warning to friends
>shower.exe
>I get out, get dressed for the most part, but forgot shorts.
>open door with underwear and shirt on
>holyfuckthatsagirl.jpg
>9/10
>she's leaning for a kiss with my friend
>she sees me and puts her face in the bed
>I run back into bathroom
>I sit there and comprehend what happened for a minute
>then I proceed to exit the room.
>friend gets mad because I cockblocked
>about 6 months pass
>school is fine and I have student council meetings every week
>the girl decides to sit by me one week
>awkwardness.exe
>she says one day, "Hey anon, I like you."
>autism kicks in
>"Why, because I'm a silent and kind person?"
>this literally repeats every week till 2 months before school ends.
>the last week of school while I was in a shower, I fucking realized what she was saying
>she fucking liked me but I kept putting her down like a *beta*fag
>desperately hurries that week to talk to her
>no luck.
>fast forward a whole year
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>>34241686
I need moar.
origanal
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dumbass.exe
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>>34241778
>fast forward a whole year
>I'm 13 and the alpha figure now
>literally have 2 girls who want to date me at the same time who are okay with it
>at a track meet and did my events
>prepared for relaxation time
>the girl sits right next to me
>I shit you fucking not, she said,
>"Hey anon, sorry for spreading that rumor about you."
>confused, I reply, "Which one?"
>"The big-" she looks at my dick.
>holyfuckinshit
>"uh it's fine if it's true."
>"Hey do you wanna walk with me?" she then grabbed my hand and dragged me to the field
>we talk about things
>now here where the 2 girls thing comes into play
>one of the girls sees us hiding hands, and walks up.
>she says, "What are you doing?! That's my bf! Let's go girl#1."
>I literally stand there confused as to what happened.
cont?
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>tfw no tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend
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That's not what they mean when they say dark.
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>>34241638
Poor man. His back will kill him for having to extend his his hand down like that.
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>>34241671
t. pasty white boy
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Sad day lads. Take a seat, order some drinks, spill your guts. It's all feels here.
To the memory of Jack.
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>>34241561
orate lad i want a bottle of newcastle brown a packet of kp peanuts and a newspaper with half naked ladies on page 3
ta chap
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>Tfw got home from work and broke down crying for the first time since I was 12
>Tfw after nearly a decade of depression and misery that I've kept bottled up I'm finally ready to fucking kill myself
>Tfw it all just stops soon
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>>34241561
>spill your guts
as in like, shit my self?
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>he still lives with his parents
qeq
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1v1 rite now skrub i'll rek u
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>I still live with parents
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>she still doesn't have her hymen
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Chad is putting his foot down to roasties!
Is Chad, dear I say, /our guy/ ?
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>still dating
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Probably literally a beta catfishing yea.
Fair play to him anyway no one would bat an eye if this was an attractive high earning girl.
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This is what all Chads do, this one is just refreshingly honest.
who else lives in Florida? Cutler Bay Area here
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>>34241458
My god your state is awful. You should seriously consider moving.
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Altamonte Springs here.
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>>34241474
I plan on it once I'm older and apply for the military but for now I'll stay here for college
Have you talked to your waifu today?
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I only talk to myself
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I want to be her so fucking bad
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>>34241438
What is going on in the picture?
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Okay so here's the deal, you get the gf of your dreams
>she will stay with you for as long as you live
>she will do anything you want whenever you want
>she will always try to include you in her activities
>she will not die before you
>she can be a provider if want her to
But...
>She WILL fuck other guys
> you cannot tell her to stop fucking other guys
>you are welcome to join in if you want
>she will use aggressively accurate vocabulary to describe the things the guys did to her
>if you are away, she will send her pictures with many different men
>you can still pleasure her just as well as any other guy
> her vagina and asshole will still stay in perfect shape
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>you get the gf of your dreams
>She WILL fuck other guys
contradictory
stopped reading
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I don't have a gf in my dreams
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CRUSHED
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>put my trust in a girl
>get betrayed
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>>34241398
>thinking that anything else would happen
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>>34241398
Next time don't set your expectations so high, desu. Girls are only as loyal/faithful as their options.
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>listen to linkin park
>it's the end
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So, robots, I have to become a wageslave. I might as well try to get something out of this, so why not shoot for a qt.
I live in a small city (More like a medium sized town). What types of low-end jobs would put me working alongside qts age 16-19? Bonus points for something that would be indicative of them being less slutty.
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Barnes and Nobles, Panera bread, Starbucks just to name a few places.
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>>34241429
Those are some really good ideas, actually, anon. Thank you!
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>>34241725
Just look at the staff at any place and you can get a pretty good idea. Also try to ask yourself if I was a girl where would I go?
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Is Sweden the best country to live in as a NEET robot?
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>>34241352
If you are brown/black then yes
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>>34241483
you can also be female, gay, or any other group that lets you play the victim. If you're a white dude though then you're fucked
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>>34241352
>tfw no qt swedish boyfriend
pls
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Have you ever consumed piss?
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Have u ever not bean a retard?
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>>34241340
I've had my thigh peed on a bunch a few times, in the shower
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>>34241340
If your piss is that yellow/orange then I would never even think about drinking your piss you swine.
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Mexican robot goes into full hero mode
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A fellow mexican robot went full hero today and killed several of his bullies before killing himself
School shootings are pretty rare here
Anyway here's the footage if someone is interested in watching mexican chads and staceys die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK-jbqZwCPY
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>>34241284
>that medic helmet
Does it keep him safe in cartel country?
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>>34241284
how do we know he was a robot? is there a post he made before the shooting?
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>>34241284
>misses his own headshot
That was fucking weird.
That kid was a stone cold killer though. Damn.
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>Playing hentai o washite waifu nippo
>4.48 inch cock fully erect
>ready to masturbate
>mommy comes down to the basement
>erection quickly wilts
>mommy wants to know what i want for dinner
>tell that bitch i want motherfucking tendies
>she says i dont have enough gbp
>throw a fit and scream for tendies
>she takes 5 gbp and says were having rice and veggies
>keep rolling my sweaty self all over the floor and wailing
>calm down and play some daijo no ecchi wakase
>masturbate my 4.48 inch sweaty cock
>little sister walks in
>hide cock and game using 1337 ninja skillz
>she asks for help on homework
>do it for the pussy
>its limits/derivatives or some easy shit
>explain away about how the limit exists because you can simplify it to another form where you don't divide by zero
>thx anon
>she leaves
>angry because she didn't give me any pussy
>time for dinner
>calmed down, respectful and kind
>mother appreciates it
>she says she'll give them back to me if i do some chores
>yeahright.jpg
>wait for them to go to sleep
>make sister pass out with chloroform
>take her to mommy's room
>tie up mommy
>rape sister while she watches
>mommy is screaming and struggling
>laugh like the autist I am
>finish and shit all over the bed
>tell her that she will be next if I don't get tendies
>ok anon
>leave and go to sleep
>wake up
>it was the fucking police
>get 10 years for rape and incest
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>>34241256
You didn't even get your fucking tendies in the end.
Do they serve them some times at the State Penitenciary?
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>>34241256
>prisonmates are rabid niggers
>hate them with all my heart
>still too beta to stand up to them
>get beat up and ridiculed everwhere
>get fucking sick of it
>start praying to kek
>smear 77 in shit on the wall
>mates degrade me
>throw a tantrum
>niggers start to beat me up
>pass out
>wake up at 12:00
>lunch time
>getting food
>start eating nonstop
>steal everybodies food
>kek protects me from beatings and keep eating
>gain 100 pounds of fat
>finally fill
>strip naked
>shit and piss the remaining 100 pounds all over everybody
>whole room is shit and piss
>people start to pass out
>crush everybody with my 450lb weight
>even the niggers snap like twigs
>escape from prison
>return home
>shit and piss everywhere
>sister and mom are terrified
>rape and kill them both
>intimidate the whole world into buying me tendies
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>>34241374
>start eating 9001 tendies every day
>grow to 7'9'' and weigh 1000lbs
>skin becomes fried tendie exoskeleton
>walk into the white house
>shit and piss everywhere
>now brown house
>kill obongo and kids
>become new president
>nuke africa and the middle-east
>colonize europe and south asia
>putin scared shitless
>use missle blockade to ward off any possible nukes
>nuke russia
>they nuke back
>destroy every single nuke
>colonize russia
>rape and kill every single woman on the planet
>put every man through the meat grinder
>start to feel lonely with no normies
>feel existential depression
>want to save the human race
>study every single biological and anatomical text
>reproduce human dna from frozen humans
>repopulate the planet using sperm donors
>raise my 150 children
>still feel like shit
>kill myself
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>tfw no squishy belly gf
why even continue going on
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>>34240991
is that squisher or pregger?
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>>34241019
that's a squisher
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>>34240991
>>34241045
more of this shit pls
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