Why can't I get a job despite being well groomed, having an outstanding academic record, and a modest amount of experience, but people who've been neets for years, neckbeards, drug abusers, and alcoholic single mothers can?
Why shouldn't I kill myself? I can't even get a shitty retail job.
Tonight we are going to play Terraria 8:30 PM Central Time Zone. Here is the steam group-http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DGLITS
Bump, Seems fun. origi commento
>>37632392
It's already past 8:30 Central Time faggot.
Bump nigger
>he wants to have kids
why? why would you willingly spread your subpar genes? why would you bring another being into a life of suffering and unfulfilment?
the fact that you are on this board RIGHT NOW is more than enough proof that whatever it is that resides in your blood should stay out of the gene pool
I'm all alone. There's no one here to hold me.
Just got Invited to a friends 21st birthday party.
Any tips on how to avoid acting like a complete sperg.
Also anyone have any party stories?
>beginning of freshman year of college
>go drinking with some friends at my friends house
>one friend steps out for a cigarette
>other friend and I just start taking shots of vodka like crazy
>half a handle gone in 15 minutes
>next thing I know I'm shirtless in front of a bar with two open beers in each hand
>I'm underage at the time too
>get dragged to my friends house where he's having a party
>puke all over the bathroom and fall in the puke
>never allowed back
>haven't seen owner in 5 years now
>still haven't lived it down
>>37632239
>Any tips on how to avoid acting like a complete sperg.
Don't go.
Also, do normies actually celebrate birthdays every fucking year? I haven't celebrated one since I was like 12.
>>37632303
18th and 21st are sort of big deals other than that not really.
Anon, don't you have anything better to do than being on you computer?
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
>>37632219
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY
I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY
I AM HUMAN
AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
JUST LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
>>37632219
THERES A CLUB AND YOU'D LIKE TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY
WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO AND YOU STAND ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU LEAVE ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU GO HOME
AND YOU CRY
AND YOU WANT TO DIE
S U B - H U M A N C H I N K S
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I want to violate the left one so fucking bad. I would tear that shit apart, piece it together, kiss it on the forehead, then skullfuck it's brains.
>>3763220
Same, but to the right one. Wish I knew ya so we could get em' both. Life is cruel
~cute date ideas~ stare at the ominous glowing rock at the core of his being
How do I stop feeling empathy?
It makes people weak, it makes me weak.
I was lying on some girl I knew's bed. She was petting my face and I told her it felt nice, she laughed and told me she loved how stupid I was sometimes.
When I woke up I felt the worst I've felt in a while. I'm actually going to die without being close to anyone. I wasn't blessed enough in life to get the gift of love not even from my family why. Why are some people born pretty, rich, smart, or strong. I always thought I was at least average, I used to not stand out, when did I become autistic? What happened to the little kid who hoped he met somebody who would care about him. Even if I still had time to find somebody it would be fine. I wasted so much of my life, high school I never even went anywhere with any girls as friends let alone a date.
I fucking can't stop thinking about that dream, I just want to go back to it, the girl wasn't even that pretty, I just knew in my heart she cared. That's all I want.
My personal theory is that the pain of fully conscious neonatal circumcision friend my limbic system, and an overactive limbic system causes severe depression, intense anxiety and overwhelming feelings of loneliness. Circ'd babies are also twice as likely to have autism, but of course correlation doesn't imply causation. But common sense says that if you take a fully conscious baby, subject it to horrific pain and torture while knowing that infant trauma permanently damages the brain, then expect it to grow into a successful adult, that's just insanity.
If you're circumcised, then never worry about being a failure, since it was your mother's choice to ruin your life.
>be me
>tfw
>ywn
>mfw
Why is everyone on this website so stupid?
I make a good thread where we can actually talk about things, it gets 0 - 3 replies.
I make a retarded thread, it gets hundreds.
I hate you all.
>>37632042
Because we are at a low conscienceness. We don't like to think anymore. If there is a stupid simple topic, it's easy to respond to.
What do you want to talk about?
very very original comment
>>37632042
Shhhhh. Coffee time now.
You fucking niggers think that being 5'7 is being a manlet ? You don't realize the chance you have you fucking faggots. Try being a 5'2 manlet, I'm suffering, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37631990
You know how guys like super short girls because of the crazy sex positions? It's probably true the other way around, isn't it?
>>37631990
How short was your dad?
>>37631990
You think being 5'2 is mallet size!
Try being 2'2.
>be me
>have 3 roastie sisters, so know how they work
>They are into basically everything popular at the time
>Don't really think for themselves on a lot of topics
>They browse Tumblr
>2 have cucked husbands
>Sisters hate me, so have never seen their kids
I'm going to see them at reunion, What do?
>>37631964
fuck their husbands lol idk