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>1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
Unoriginal threads I see every day:
>hug your sister
>wagecucks
>britfeel
Those are breaking the rules and i want them gone.
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yeahhh 'general' things do not belong on r9k
fuckign newfags
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>>38151152
Don't know about wage cucks or britfeels but hug your sister threads need to die
They go against the spirit of this board
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>>38151152
>>38151167
theres generally like 3 other types of incest threads at once too
why do these inbred idiots have diplomatic immunity
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>Starving and no fast food restaurant is open
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I lost so much weight I can now fit into size 30 jeans. Eat real food you dumb frogposter.
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>carls jr across the street from me shut down
>now there's only a mcdonald's two streets away
>wendy's is even further
time to end it all lads
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order delivery dumbass
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>be me
>have qt gf my age
>we're together 3 days now, just started
>every time we are hugging/cudling/kissing i get unstoppable boner.
Help anons!
How do i kill that boner for some time, its visible and i think she didnt notice yet due to my long shirt
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>>38151059
g-good for you ahah.
its no a p-problem it just mean your gf *holdbacktears.jpeg* is hot.
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>>38151059
would you kindly fuck off from this board you normie fag?
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>>38151294
>>38151346
Help meeeeeee pleaseeeeeee
And yeah, she so hot idk how lucky i am
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>be married
>openly admit you went to a guys house to drink together and "possibly hookup"
>fuck him
>call it rape
>fuck 12 other guys
>claim it's all because of the "rape"
Literally what is wrong with people like this?
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Reddit women are mentally ill and don't reflect the actual female population.
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>>38151055
One funny thing that applies to all women.
You can get any of them to do the most sluttiest things imaginable if you let them believe they had no choice in the matter. That's why you have to convince them into doing an innocent activity with you to get them to sleep with you.
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>>38151163
That's not the best way to go about getting freaky sex since it's pretty easy to make a rape accusation these days
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Your daughter wakes you in the middle of the night, her tiny hands shaking you awake. When you turn on the nightstand lamp, you see her eyes are red and puffy from crying. When you ask her what's wrong, she tells you that she had a really, really, reaaaally bad dream. Your wife reaches over and pulls her into bed, holding her close. Cuddling together, you pull the blankets back over them, turn off the light, then drift back to sleep, your daughter's breathing slowly calming down as she goes to sleep safe in her mother's arms.
The next day your daughter comes to you and apologizes for waking you in the middle of the night. You had hoped she had forgotten all about it, but ask what could have frightened her so much. She looks down at her feet and says "It was a bad dream, but not like other bad dreams. It wasn't even scary for me. I saw you daddy. But it was only you. It was like you now, but you seem lonely and anxious and you never smiled. I don't think the you in the dream had ever met mommy. You never fell in love and you never had me. You lived by yourself in a dirty room, and you didn't do anything but sit all day at your computer. It was like you were waiting for something, daddy. Waiting for mommy to come along, but she never came. You just sat at the computer and were sad and I wanted to run to you, but I couldn't. You were so alone, daddy..."
Your daughter looks up at you and smiles. "But I'm better now daddy. I know it was just a dream. You have mommy and me. You never have to be alone again. You'll always have us to love and to love you, daddy. I love you
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>>38150985
Children don't talk like that irl.
t. someone with a daughter
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>>38150985
god damn anon.
i'm a bit hurt you never posted this in one of my comfy threads
Saved tho
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>>38150985
Interesting, could you write more like this?
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I think it would be very helpful and beneficial for every robot if he got a dog
When you have a dog you learn to have some responsibility, you need to feed it. Bathe it, take it to vet and walk it at least 3 times a day
It really helped me when I was a NEET for a year because I still had to go outside and I socialized with some people in the park
It also makes a good friend
Do any other robots have pets? How is it like?
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But I hate when you lose your friend. It hurts.
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>>38150941
LOl RESPONSIBILITY
Robos are the loner nerdy guys who study a lot and work hard in school, they end up losing motivation because they are ostracized, not the other way around
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Dogs cost to much to maintain ,also why should they get a free pass at life huh? Having a place to leave, food, drink and someone taking care of them on a daily bases
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Fembots, what is your relationship with your brothers?
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>>38150875
I love to suck them both off at the same time! I learned how to give good suckies using their huuuuge cocks! Doesn't hurt that my step dad is black! His son has the tastiest dick of all of them : -)
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>>38150875
why do you feel compelled to make fembot threads
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>>38150875
He's kinda scary but we both have a mutual respect for each other and I know he has my best interests in mind
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I don't understand why my boyfriend listens to girly music like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP4ZbVw7Ehk&
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>>38150863
It's not that bad, m8. What kind of music do you listen to?
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>>38150863
Maybe because he's a faggot like you
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It's got the Belle and Sebastian feel and that's timeless.
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>"Heeyyy anon! Wanna watch the fireworks with us tonight? It'll be really fun!"
What do?
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Watch the fireworks and try to slide one of these qts the pickle.
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>>38150844
Politely refuse. These whores know exactly what they are doing.
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how the fuck did you people get into my house
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Fucking dying here anons !!
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Does nofap actually exist ? I'm really trying to do this but my urges are fucking high right now ! Should I just fap or continue this stupid meme
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> I'm really trying to do this but my urges are fucking high right now !
This is why nofap exist.
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When I nofap I wish I have gay secks with cute boys, or lick nice girls pussy.
Nofap is turning me into a bottom-bicurious fag
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>>38150834
you were always bi, porn just supressed it probably
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>reject girl cause she's a whore
>but I tell her that it's because she's ugly.
>whole school flips out and I become public enemy #1.
Why the fuck are beta's everywhere popping out ready to shit on someone for a single comment. There's an endless amount of white knights just waiting to protect a woman it's ridiculous
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>>38150753
Why would you say that. At least breaking up with her for being a whore makes sense. If you thought she was too ugly why would you date her?
But ya, aside from that most men are fucking pathetic. I had a similar problem and I was honest and said I only want a girl with the same sexual views as me. She didn't say anything to my face but complained to her apparent orbiters.
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>>38150753
>act like a dick to someone
>everyone treats you like you are a dick
>"hurr durr this never happened in my japanese animes"
Dont ever reproduce
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>>38150842
Girls call guys ugly all the time, in fact they do more and humiliate you, freaking autistic roastie.
>>38150753
You put her in her place, GJ op.
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>I prefer women who don't give themselves to just anybody
Why do this trigger roasties and nu makes so much? You don't even have to mention anything negative about promiscuity, all you have to do is say that you prefer women who haven't fucked a lot of guys and they fucking sperg out
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>>38150744
Hell, go to any thread and people will get angry someones not giving it up without the trial and ordeal leading up to and at marriage. Its just for a different reason.
Nobody likes roadblocks being put up to getting laid.
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>>38151137
I like roadblocks. I like it when a girl says she doesn't have sex right away. I want to try to put my fingers in her pussy and she stops me and says she's not ready for that yet.
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>>38151159
Then you're among the insanely rare.
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I just crossed $100,000 in savings and I'm still depressed because I can't spend any of it.
So much more is needed to retire.
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>>38150726
Give it to me plz
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>>38150762
Then I'd be even further from retirement
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My retirement plan is to kill myself. Nice and cheap so I can enjoy my money while I'm going.
>dad calls
>pissed I don't want to spend time with him on the fourth
>tell him I've got plans with friends (I don't)
>tells me I don't spend any time with him
>tries to guilt trip me, says I obviously don't want him in my life
>tell him I never gave any indication of that
>Hangs up
Fuck what is my problem? I never really spent that much time with my dad, usually just every other weekend when I was a kid. He was never abusive or narcissistic or manipulative, but he never really helped me. My mom kept track of most of my life. My dad would always want to "go on adventures" or something like that. He never had shit planned and his house was always a mess. He'd give me gifts or something, but I forgot abou most of them. He was always kind of boring, and lots of times I just really didn't want to see him. I distinctly remember him forcing me to work on a car with him because he "wanted to have memories of us doing fun stuff together." That's probably one of my most upsetting childhood memories. Anyone else know these feels? Why do I feel this way?
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>>38150724
you're a complete faggot OP. what the fuck is wrong with having a great relationship with your dad? according to your post he is a great person for trying to spend quality time with you, actually giving you stuff and you keep acting like an asshole.
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>>38151101
I'm probably a big part of it, you are right. But I feel almost betrayed sometimes. He wasn't really there for me when I needed an actual parent. He never really wanted to deal with me when I was at my worst. I'd describe it more like he was an uncle than a father
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>>38151208
No he's not right, he's full of shit.
You didn't develop a good relationship with your dad. Because you were a child and he adult, that's purely his fault. Now that you're an adult you can try to be civil with him but you don't owe him anything as such.
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Now, let's see Paul Allen's dubs
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> tfw I get ignored in this board too
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>>38150666
Looking devilish, Pat.
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HEIL SATAN
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