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Thinking of getting a pet. Hate dogs, thinking of a snake. What kind of snake should I get?
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Sand boas are very docile and easy look up a care sheet for the, despite their names don't use sand as a substate
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pythons are CUTE
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>>38629229
Go out in the woods and capture one. Let God decide what kind meets your path.
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>tfw dark skinned
>tfw have white parents
>only ever gone to white salons
>one day get told I need to act "blacker" by (mostly white) friends.
>go to "ay yo the barber shop tho"
>get a black guy haircut
>still no gf
Have you ever tried something new?
Also ama.
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>>38629164
Were you adopted or is your mom a whore?
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>>38629164
You could always get that treatment that Sammy Sosa and Micheal Jackson got to turn yourself white.
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>letting pinkbois dictate your identity
For what purpose Origin nally
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Does anyone else get discriminated against? 2017-07-26 04:12:39 Post No.38629121
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Does anyone else get discriminated against?
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Literally a few minutes ago, a female deli worker punished me simply for smiling at her.
There is this hispanic "deli" I frequent. You tell them what food you want, and at the end they eyeball it and give you a price. 99% of the time it's $8, but sometimes they say 7.50 if you get a little, or 8.50 if you get a lot.
Today I was there, and the girl there was this girl I see working there often. She's a chubby girl, but chubby in a nice way, and she stood out to me as someone I found to be really attractive.
I've seen her a couple of times before, and I noticed she's always laughing and joking with her coworkers, female and male, but when it comes to me she looks at me almost like she hates me. "Maybe she's just shy" I thought. "She seems like a nice girl - maybe I need to take the initiative and be nice to her first" So when I went to order, I gave her a good natured smile. She didn't smile back. Then when it was time to pay, she had a "don't bother me" look on her face and she said "10 dollars", which is way more expensive than usual.
When you are an ugly male, women are mean to you for no reason.
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So what, you just paid her the $10? Didn't ask her why it cost more than usual? Just took it like a beaten dog?
Weak tea my nigga. Weak. Tea.
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>>38629162
My sandwich had already been made and I didn't want her to hate me even more. I just want people to like me but the second they see my face they just automatically hate me. It's not fair, why did god make me like this?
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>going to some filthy spic deli
>letting those fucking apes name arbitrary prices
Jesus, I hope this has taught you to not let your weird fetishes guide your checkbook man.
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well guys, can we agree that women do live life in EZ mode
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>>38629049
Women are the scum of the earth.
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Some do, some don't. In any case it's wholly irrelevant. Hating someone out of envy is small and pointless.
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>>38629049
is that lego-chan? and whats this got to do with anything?
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How do we stop the pedo, fag, and normie invasion of r9k?
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By embracing r9k's only ally and friend:
/pol/
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>>38629029
Can't stop any of them
The more you get butthurt the more they come trying to get a rise out of you (giggity)
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>>38629029
I feel like this is just shit posting like the cuck posting and trap posting.
>4chan used to be pro pedo.
>this nigger dont remember pedo bear...
Get off this site.
Its for the mentally ill and failures.
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> me
> female
> 21 yo
> robot = virgin
> skeliton
> wants to sell virginity
Would anybody sell a house to fuck me or give an advice on where to do it? not sure if I should go in deep web for it
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>>38629010
Just post on social media, you're seriously thinking about it right so why be ashamed.
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>>38629010
Kys roastie scum.
Originalz
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Mammary glanda or begone thot!
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Tfw I've only entered one girl's brapper before
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>>38628986
Why is it so pink. Sorry blackbot and I'm fascinated.
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>>38629158
It's a biological mechanism to make it look not threatening. It's why whites make the best trannies.
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>>38628986
did you break it or something? Why is it slanted forward?
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>Hey anon, as you can see, she's mine now ^-^
>W-whaa? He never gave enough attention to you? Shame!
>*Stares*
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What is this retarded autismo
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>>38629104
Shit posting till you like.
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>Thanks for turning her into a lesbian for me, Anon
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THAT FEELING OF HER BARE BREAST GENTLY PRESSING ON YOUR BACK.
YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK
::-::
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>>38628908
I dont want it back.
I wanna kill some one.
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>>38628958
It's funny how that comic almost makes your sympathize with Dahmer
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>>38628990
True. It was a very good read though.
Why is Chad objectively disgusting.
Like seriously I just wanted to be buds with him and I didn't say anything sexual but he puts me down for being a Virgin....
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Here's some more of Chad
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>>38628872
"Chad" wants you to suck his "dick" anon.
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Then he shows me stuff like this... I really don't like it
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If you are an 18 or 19 year old girl, you have to make a Vocaroo and explain what you're doing here.
http://vocaroo.com/And also tell us your sexual fantasies.
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>>38628845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkAfHp35Vji'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorry
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>>38629629
>my sexual fantasy is to be raped and dismembered with a knife
May I ask why?
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>>38629629
Sounds like we need to talk.
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MY SISTER KEEPS FUCKING HUMILIATING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, HOW DO I GET BACK AT THAT SMUGASS BITCH?!
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>>38628810
Smack her ass and tell her you love her
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piss in her shoes and blame it on the dog
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>>38628877
this please this op and post vid
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Do NOT get on their ships! 2017-07-26 03:57:03 Post No.38628801
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Do NOT get on their ships!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOwUToT9G4
When the Nordic aliens come, do NOT get on their ships, I repeat, do NOT get on their goddamned ships!
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>>38628801
Who are you OP? Give us proofs the ships are coming. I won't get on regardless.
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>>38628829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOwUToT9G4
These videos give insight to their plans. Watch as much as you can, it's important.
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jesus that video is horrible wtf
they eat people and sell them in the galactic market?
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Well lads? True or false?
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>>38628758
*If you are Chad, you can make a woman do anything.
you really think some roastie is gonna give a beta the slightest time of day?
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in 1999, i was voted "most hilariously humorous" in my senior year of high school.
today, i am a 35 year old virgin.
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>>38629388
Either they played tricks, or you more easily could've pulled tail than I could.
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How do I fix my gyno, r9k?
>inb4 "work out". Was in a car accident a few months ago that left me with a bad back, so I have trouble lifting.
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the only way to fix it is to get surgery
but you can prevent it by not drinking the tap water or any water that hasnt been distilled or ran through a reverse osmosis system, and also reducing xenoestrogens in your diet.
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You can a) work your chest so the nipples go down and the upper chest protudes, won't make them go away + lose weight
or b) surgery
I would do both, gym short term and if you don't like results save for surgery.
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>>38628698
Spot reductions a myth use your damn legs and burn some calories.
Cycle or run.