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You have made it insofar only as you have realized the degeneracy that porn is and how it corrupts the soul

Continue on your path and you will soon find out more

>>34103458
What am I in for?

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what the fuck do you faggots do to fill your time?
i know you don't have jobs!

im on ...im beard guy

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I'm banned :'(

t. that faggot

>>34103404
I dont know what Id be like if I had "regular sex." Probably pretty close to the same miserable person/

>>34103404
Isn't everyone on this board a bitter virgin?

I'm 26 and I'm bitter as fuck

>>34103366
Just 2.

I would name them Luna and Carolina.

I just want children ;_;

None.

I want sons to pass on my legacy and fight the Jews. .

>>34103366
Just one, I think. That way I can give her my full attention I think it's unfair to a child to have other children. My family has a tradition of giving females names after flowers. I don't know what I'd name her. I think Heather is nice, but I don't know yet.

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>I should really write my cover letter for that job
>3 weeks later

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>had 5 weeks off to do my coursework
>havent started yet

Decision making is like a muscle you have to build up. Yours must be emaciated and weak. Just do small exercises. instead of zombie like doing something you'd normally do, decide to do something else, continue over weeks until you build up your will power

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>>34103327
You're pussy wood cabin is no match for based desert nigger sand castle

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A really nice penthouse in a big city. Pls don't bully guys I think rural places can be nice too.

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This is my ideal home, hope to move there soon.

what's EFRO, anonlet?

oreeyeenahl

>>34103696
Erotic Female Relieving Observance

watching girls shitting and stuff, i'm not proud of this fetish and i didn't ask for this fetish

>>34103938
At least you're not a pedo or a necro. Just don't let your fetish take over your life and you'll be fine.

>>34103312
Unironically yes to all your questions Loved riding my bike

>then I crashed

Don't crash lad. To be honest riding a motorcycle drunk is a shit idea. Turns out balance is important. Oops.

i have 2 motorcycles
>tfw still no gf

>>34103360
thinking of getting a grom, it looks really fun

>>34103309
rollan for 2d wifi

the only kind of women who can't say no

>>34103309
Isane had huge tits though

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>>34103378
>8
JEAAAAH BOYEEEEE

handful size

>>34103269
>my friends want to play manhunt with them. I don't

what the fuck dude, are you 13?
don't answer. I know you are

>>34103269
on a bunch of what? sticks? you faggot

>>34104412
the mobile posters phone corrected bench to bunch

>>34103230
Figure out how Trump dodges the stigma of maleorder bride's.

Copy dat.

>>34103230
If a girl like that was dating you, you wouldn't give one a fuck about anything else in the world.

>>34103230
How about you stop being a faggot and stop caring what other people think

y do doggo hav 2 die? ; _ ;

you have my deepest sincere condolences
my pupper is young, but I dread that day where she will pass on
I have had a cat live and die, and it was terrible

>>34103024
Animals are really truly the only innocents in the world. They only show love.

I miss the ones I've lost.

>>34103020
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhedonia

origami

>>34103020
Have you tried not trying?

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>>34103020
Have you tried assplay?

>>34103010
Stop being gay, 'cause you're not a girl.

>>34103027
>Stop being gay, 'cause you're not a girl.

whats wrong with being gay ?

>>34103130
It's a sickness of the mind.

Truly degenerate.

Depends on how big her dick is

>>34102998
Do you want her/he to be big or small?

I hear it feels pretty much like gay sex no matter how you play it.