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Robots, how do I let go?
I fell in love with someone online. It's the first time I have ever felt this way before, but I know that it will forever be one-sided and unrequited. There is no point in persuing this at all.
I blocked them, deleted all the pictures and other information that I had, but I constantly think about messaging them again.
It hurts so much to let someone go that you care for so much, but I want them to be happy; no matter what that means. I want them to find someone who will treat them with all the love they deserved from me. I want them to meet someone who will see them always as I do now...
It just hurts knowing that I will never be able to make them happy.

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What's for dinner robits 02/08

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Do you guys have any tattoos? Would you ever get one?

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Why do losers and rejects gravitate so much towards fascism?

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Hello robots. I can't stop watching porn. What now, i tried, god knows I tried many times. Is there no hope, it's been years, years of shame, foggy mind, lack of exictement for anything in life that isn't some fake extasy painted over shameless drugged whore's face. I lack will, i lack happiness, companionship. I can't tell anyone obviously, isn't it ironic that the least sexy addiction is porn addiction? I feel like I'm loosing it, this year was supposed to be finally different, but it's half of febuary, and it's just like last year, and year before that, like some hellish fucking groundhog day. Fuck

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>99% co-workers are football nuts
>did not watch superbowl
>need to mention something about it at work tomorrow or i'll look bad

someone give me the highlights, quickly

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> be in New York
> go to espresso coffee shop, aka "sanctuary food establishment facility"
> at the counter:
> Hey, anon! We are pledging to donate 5% of our profit to fight refugee banning and Trump immigration reform, would you like to donate?

Wat do?

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You're walking through a forest when you come across a wizard. He makes you an offer.

The wizard will make the perfect girl (by your own personal standards) fall madly in love with you. Physically and personality-wise, she will be absolutely perfect in every way. She will marry you, be forever faithful and loyal, and her love will never fade with the passing of years.

However, if you agree to this, ten random men from around the world will be abruptly dumped by their fiancee the day before their wedding. These men are likewise in relationships with the girl of their dreams, and might be permanently shattered or driven to suicide by the experience.

What do you do? Do you agree to the wizard's conditions and enter a lifelong relationship with the perfect woman, at the expense of ten others losing that same thing?

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>Aaaah anon help Chad's beating me again!

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>be a kid
>world is full of light-hearted, caring and interesting people
>life is full of opportunities
>kids your age are content to have innocent fun, instantly get on with strangers your age
>the future looks full of potential
>people in general seem to be looking to help you out providing you're a good, honest person
>girls like you because you're funny, kind and clever in class and want nothing more than to hold hands with you

>be an adult
>world is full of manipulative, uncaring and close-minded people
>employers doesn't give a fuck about you unless you meet very strict criteria both academic and social
>people your age are all striving to advertise the highest social status, most people only want to be around outgoing extroverts
>future is dictated by strict financial considerations
>people in general seem to either not give a fuck about you, or to find you weird, or to fuck you over if it makes their lives 5% easier
>girls pity you unless you're "confident", highly respected by your co-workers, making good money in a job you "love", mentally stable, naively optimistic and willing to choke her and urinate in her mouth

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>Be me
>Crushing on coworker
>We talk a lot
>Ask her out to a movie but she invites a male coworker she always talks to, texts, and snapchats
>Ok whatever she's probably into him and definitely not me
>I write her off, still friendly to her when I see her, but no more going out of my way to talk and flirt with her
>Recently change my number and text her letting her know
>Weeks pass by with us working opposite shifts and not a peep from her
>Today we work together
>"Hey Anon long time no see! I meant to text you but I have two numbers for you saved and didn't know which one to text!"

Is she fucking with me at this point or am I autisticly overthinking this? She has ADD and ADHD so there is a chance her autism was making her aloof to my previous advances and how much of a cunt she's coming off as right now.

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Tinder Chad thread. Can Chad get away with anything?

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Which board do you think has the most sex?

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Which one is mannlier?

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Aight robots, I've been lurking for some time now and I've noticed quite an influx of those embarrassing screenshots where one of your sperglords gush all of your feelings to a Stacie and get BTFO for it. I'm here to give you some advice for this sort of thing.

>Don't

Don't ever fucking spill your guts to a girl in the vain attempt she is gonna throw herself at you. But I know why you all do it. You grew up watching anime and cartoons where the guy got the girl from some kind of go-for-broke emotional gushing. That isn't how reality works, and it's DEFINITELY not what girls want to hear. I should know, I've done it 3 times in my life and they all utterly failed.

I'm in my late 20s, I have a gf, I'm a wagecuck, and I'm pretty happy with the state of my life. There is time, you can still beat this.

>hur how do I know if a girl likes me then?

Easy. You will just know. It won't be a question. You won't be laying awake late night pondering if Stacie want's you inside of her. You will just fucking know. She will make it clear as day to you. Most girls actually know what it takes to get the guy they want, and if you are what they want, they will make it known to you in very obvious ways.

You don't go into a relationship with a girl hoping the light at the end of the tunnel is a gf or sex. When that is the only thing you want, they know it, they pick up on, and 9/10, they will fucking use you because they know you are their full blown cuck.

So robots, am I right? Am I wrong? Has the emotional gush worked for you? Do you agree? Do you disagree? Do you have any more questions for a normie?

I'm here to help.