>"your such a nice goy anon, I love you so much"
>>37779294
I love cuck porn not because of the fantasy of being a cuck, but because I get off on the humilation of both the bird getting fucked by another guy and the guy seeing his wife fucked by said guy.
I wanna be the guy who fucks the mans wife.
>>37779457
No, it's just closet homosexuality. Used goods/MFM/male watching is the closest you can get to interacting with males in an erotic way without being "gay". Getting off to dominating another guy is such a form of indirect erotic interaction.
>>37779457
I am, it's awesome. Also easily achievable by the most retarded of robots. Just have a ridiculously large dick, and post photos on kink sites and then sperg out some messages and you'l fuck a new wife weekly. It especially gets going once you've done like three or four because rumours spread about you.
It still feels kinda empty inside though, as I don't ever pull girls in usual situations. Never got a girl at a club, never had sex with a girl at a party, only had one GF, and girls only want to be with me for my stupidly big dick and not for anything else
>i lost my virginity to my cat
Greentext requested
A very original greentext, of course
>>37779351
AN ORIGINAL BUMP MLADS
>>37779273
Greentext or it didn't happen
iginalor mmentco
>walk in your room
>see this
>"Hey you! Come suck on this fat girl cock, fag!"
What do you do in this situation?e
Suck on that fat girl cock I guess?
>>37779250
>Tfw BR.
>tfw MtF.
>tfw I'm not a big dicked hot brown slut.
>tfw instead caveman 6" feet tall white as fuck mofo because polish immigrant genes.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I just wanted to have a chance transitioning.
>>37779250
>>37779250
>woman are born with monster cocks
>im born a dicklet
There is no god
You would think after 26 years on this planet, one, just ONE decent looking female would have shown interest in me? but no.
>>37779189
Females dominate the sexual economy. You are the consumer in this scenario, and groceries don't just magically appear in your house, do they?
every 2D girl can show interest in you, if you want them to.
There is very little hope for you, OP. You're past the deadline.
Who else /nomotivation/ here? I played one heist on payday then got tired and bored so I just started watching youtube.
>>37779163
>>37779163
what's even worthwhile on youtube? i don't even have the motivation to watch youtube.
>>37779163
Me.
Motivation just comes at random outbursts and doesn't really last long.
Basically have to force myself to do something and succeed in one way or another to feel consistently motivated
You still have motivation to watch YouTube. I can't even do that anymore. I have loads of vids piled up in my subscriptions page and I couldn't watch more than one.
It's my only day off work in 6 days and all I have motivation for is to lurk here.
>134 IQ
>99th percentile
>tfw still a retarded loser
https://www.queendom.com/tests/access_page/index.htm?idRegTest=3108
>online IQ tests
Well, you got the "retarded loser" part right.
>>37779144
good!
i think when i say this, i speak alongside of the entire 4chan community: we're all just so fucking proud of you, pal. and more than that, you deserve to be so proud of yourself too.
:^)
>>37779337
statistically significant strong correlation with real life tests retard
I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>37779073
Its easy bro just be yourself and pick up hot chick at the bar.
>>37779073
Save your breath it never gets any better, I've been that way for 8 years now. NOTHIGN GOOD EVER FUCKING HAPPENS EVEN IF IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE BUT NOT YOU NEVER YOU NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YYYUYUOUUUUUUUUU
the sooner you just accept your life as it is and start to enjoy jerking off, the easier life gets.
desire never really goes away completely but u can train yourself out of it being a thing you constantly crave.
idk, I remind myself how much i don't need a money sucking drama machine around as long as ive got hands to take care of myself.
How do I get a bf who looks like this, goyim?
>>37778985
You already found it sweetheart. Yup, that's right, your muscle Bear is right there waiting for some nudes
>>37778985
why do you absolutely want to get a bf that looks like a faggot?
>>37779102
I'll fucking break ur neck u little cunt boy. Don't you dare saying again that he looks like a faggot
What do you call this hairline?
>>37778921
better than mine
origininin
>>37778921
The receding one.
>>37778921
i dunno, seems fairly normal to me.
Maybe slightly receding on one side but not much.
I got almost the same but it hasn't started receding yet, just kinda stays like that.
maybe it has something to do with skull shape I really have no idea.
>she smiles as you
>imagine entire life together
>>37778725
Ok, I'll bite. Why exactly did you feel the need to make this thread?
>she has the uptight, "woe is me" white person expression for her relaxed face
>imagine brutally killing her with a blunt object
>You swipe right on her on Tinder
>Imagine your family referring to her as your gf
>moisture inbetween fingers
>get up from my chair
>sit back down
>can't find a comfortable way to sit
>>37778847
Fuck me I hate that.
>>37778707
>Leave the basement for something upstairs
>Grab something out of the fridge go back down
>remember what you went up for originally
>>37778707
What the fuck do you mean by this OP
>sock in water
How you holdin up?
>>37778701
My childhood dog died last month and it's still fucking killing me.
Future is looking good-ish. I will have a job and an apartment.
>>37778810
>tfw my childhood cat is 17 and probably gonna die soon
feels like shit desu
Why would some super attractive girls like pic related choose porn industry? Surely they can get money by some other dignified way
I mean a girl this attractive can literally choose the richest Chad she knows to be his gf
No way they actually enjoy getting fucked on camera
Shes a whore. She's gonna be sucking and fucking all day anyway, might as well get paid for it. If you had the chance to get paid to play pc games or jack off to animes, you'd do it in a second.
This is my playlist.
Judge my taste in music.
>>37778625
Topcringe. You need to leave.
really norman actually. go.
>>37778680
Dude, Led Zepplin, MCR, and 21 pilots are fucking fantastic.
You're too shallow to understand the deaper meanings in their music.
Explain to me how 4chan is better than tumblr.
It seems to me that both sites are full of losers, who despite living relatively good lives pretend that they have mental disabilities because being retarted is cool.
They are also trying to push their extremist agendas.
>>37778604
>Explain to me how 4chan is better than tumblr.
it's really not.
>pretend that they have mental disabilities
My sweet summer normie. If only you knew how severe the mental illness of a robot is.
>>37778604
>because being retarted is cool.
Not where I'm from, it isn't.