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>>34335807
they know they are living a lie

They're the most beta of men who bought into the Animewaifuirl meme and want the most submissive female.

Everybody knows this so they constantly get shit on for it. People with asian gf/wife are either: weeb or a bitch

>>34335807

Because they are a walking meme

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>having life ruined for the reddit robot
>is getting a hair cut they don't like

>>34335878
its just how they dont listen to what im telling them

>>34335768
just shave ya head, saves you some money and makes you look hard

>>34335761
>hot girl
That's a rodent not a girl

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>>34335819
That's Anna Kendrick you piece of shit. Say something nice about her.

>>34335860
She has nice fur

They're already making good money off driving you, tell them to eat shit if they expect a tip.

>>34335727

>after a night out at the bar

normalfag spotted

>>34335752
This. They make more per hour than I did working much much harder jobs. Tell them to go fuck themselves.

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holy sword, shadow bladee, my girlfriend looks like anime

>>34335753
going crazy off a pain pill
I'll never see you again, I know I never will
I'm in the situation, feel like the time is still
I'm in the situation, I'm tryna make a million
This summer
I am not a lover
You are not my friend, are you working undercover?

>tfw literally still in search of sunshine
>tfw still literally still on the front lines
gotta get it one time...

Cool I am 23 too. I spent my last $9 on shawarma last night.
Hopefully I get the job I interviewed for last week

I'm 23, about to turn 24. I think my total worth is about $40k with my car, house equity and savings.

i had 15k in a mutual fund but my golddigger ex stole it all

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>>34335560

>tfw can finally get some well deserved KHHFV bux

Does this meme being a virgin will get me neetbux? Maybe wizardhood won't be so bad afterall

What country is this?

>barmy new guidelines
>considering the inability to have sex/find a partner as a disability is seen as "barmy"
Why are britfags all such fucking normalfags?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqM7PH8nso

Most satisfying powerup in DBZ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54AuMFwpQw#t=59s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GE59m3A9oI
Instrumentals work really well with this topic.

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>>34335557
Bumborino

>>34335539
Why did you cry anon?

originali kommentia

>>34335565
>Why did you cry anon?

I work at a fast food restaurant and it's always really busy, and sometimes I just get so overwhelmed I just break down in tears and have to sit down and cry for a few minutes.

>>34335586
Maybe that job isn't the best place for you.

>>34335538
Women are women there is literally nothing you can do about what preferences she is going to have the mere fact that you are even planning on "teaching" her means she's just going to be more likely to do it

I commend you on your efforts but pigeon-holing women only results on them specifically doing what you told them not to.. you have to control her mind not try and make her do that herself

Love is love. You can't stop a person from loving another. Love doesn't care what skin color you have,or what your ideals are.

>>34335538
introduce her to the wonderful world of BBC

you know once you black you never go back

Watch her not respond ever

>>34335527
she'll respond alright.
all one word responses and delayed by at least 4 minutes each.

>>34335540
>delayed by 4 minutes each
More like 8 hours

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I can't be the only one who feels absolutely alien and outcast for "knowing how to be alone" in our generation.

>mfw literally never heard of a single woman who was actually single (i.e.: was single and not casually seeing Chad)

>>34335462
that's not a fembot though

women are unfathomably needy.
my friend who is a woman told me when her fiance was in surgery she was begging some other dude to talk to her and she ended up cheating.

begging someone to talk to, seriously think about that. only a woman could be that desperate and actually succeed in that desperation AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY AT THE SAME TIME LOL. she lost custody of her son.

it's a hard pill to swallow, but women are their own saboteurs.

>>34335409
If the challenge is how much of his dick I can shove in my throat, then the answer is yes.

>>34335432
this response was so gay

>that insane robotic freak who has the endurance of a horse and just runs around the court/field at full speed non-stop

uh.. no thanks, i uh, pulled my quad deadlifting the other day, heh, yeah gonna sit her out.

>>34335405
Yes

origarmi

>>34335405
yes, because no one is letting her win so she can look good for the betas who watch her on twitch

>>34335405
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbhJG0sogQ

>>34335401
average white penor is 6 - 6.5 inches

measured for the first time and im right at 7 inches. i was expecting to be 5.5...

>>34335401
>inches
Fuck off, this is an international website.