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Anytime you want anon.
>(1) Go to your local DMV
>(2) Bring birth certificate and SSN
>(3) Tell the nice lady you want an ID card
>(4) Wait 4-6 weeks for non permit / non DL / boring old od card to come in the mail
>(5) use id card to buy booze.
Only 2 chances to drop spaghetti. Once at dmv and once at liquor store. yfw I'm drunk right now posting this.

>>35487386
How do i get to the dmv?
There's no public transport where i live

>wanting to consume the bad tasting poison jew
kek. its like you want to kill your liver and brain cells

>>35486968
Don't let the mean people hurt your feely weelies my man I'm sure you're a good boy deep down inside

>>35486968
Post the thread and greentext your side of the story anon. We will support you here.

Bumping for interest,what did you do to make reddotors make fun of you?

Origintal

>>35486856
her lips are typical white women lips anyway nothing special

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She's right, her upper lip is way too small.

>>35486856
she should learn to play trombone to build up her dick succ lips

Eww Gross lmao

>>35486826
There are people all over the world starving to death RIGHT NOW. Literally as you read this. Like, hundreds of thousands if not millions of people are STARVING TO DEATH.

>>35486826
...and?
there's 10 times as many people jerking their willy

>>35486824
I use to.

Until It was revealed that all my rights as not only a US citizen but as a fucking human being were completely and utterly violated by the government.

Every single fucking one.

>>35486865
You hate your government, not your country.

>>35486824
What the fuck does E PLURIBUNS UNAM mean?

steam games, jojo pics and 1 picture of an anime trap.

This thread

You have been muted for 8 seconds because your comment was not original

a shitload of half written programming projects

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I wonder how Emma's farts smell

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they smell like pic related

>>35486989
benis and balse
fucker

>>35486730
it means it gives them an excuse to not reply to anyone so they don't feel guilty about turning people away.

They aren't there for friends.

They already know they're going to be bombarded with messages from 3/10 betas no matter what they do, so they just say right off the bat that they're there just "for friends" so the orbiters can't complain when she's not interested in fucking them. Of course, as soon as Chad messages her, the whole "just here to make friends" spiel immediately goes out the window.

>>35486771
/thread

/original as well

They're equally shit because either way they're still a boss. They want you to bust your ass for shit wages and no benefits so that they look good.

>>35486801
Have you even had a female boss

>>35486706
In my experience there isn't much of a difference. Some are good leaders who can keep their employees motivated and happy, some are greedy douchebags whose goal is to run their business into the ground and scrape as much profit off the top as they can before the business goes bankrupt so they can start all over again. Unfortunately most fit into the latter category.

You mean the "I'm a fucking idiot" announcer?

>niggers love intense bass
fixd that for u

The extreme basshead thread on head-fi was started by a nigger. Even when a nigger is an audiophile, he must have a massive amount of bass.

>>35486701
2 kicker 12"s in my 4 door 4 wheel drive leather truck, TV, heated seats, sun roof, power everything, AMERICAN V8.

HI
Had to remove one of the seats to fit the massive non-ported enclosure.

I should stop too. I just got done eating a bag of chips and I am about to eat some hotpockets and god knows what else. I think I should go on a crash diet. I know those aren't healthy, but I think eating severely under maintenance for 5 days might get my brain to understand it doesn't need to eat a fuckload of shit.

>went vegetarian
>eat 3 meals with beans a day
>eat brown rice
>eat vegetables
>go running
>month later lost 13 pounds of weight
were going to make it fatbot

>>35486659
>Go on a 2hr long hike in the hills today
>celebrate with 2 slices of 711 pizza
>cinnamon roll
>concha pastry
>6pack of hostess donettes
>and a diet coke

I can't fucking do this.

>>35486570
I see what yo...

They will. I'll have the best tranny dick.

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>>35486570
>No fagbot will ever hold you and play with your tranny dick while nibbling your ears (weakness)
I will do it

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>>35486607
SOCAL
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Please fagbot

>>35486494
>CBT
thanks to the internet, I read this as cock and ball torture

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Post your pic or face being further ignored you forgettable son of someone

>>35486582
What good would posting my picture do? Some people will say I'm not ugly, some will say I'm deformed. I've been putting myself out there for two years and have failed to get a response while Chaddy-McChardderton sits in silence with a harem of lasses, even while he sits in a corner keeping his mouth shut.

>>35486480
ywn have a son that thinks the world of you

>>35486480
YWN become a registered sex offender

errrrh, 10 free minutes outside will give you enough vit. D for the day.
well, it's your money, senpai.

>>35486571

not during winter if you live in the northern latitudes