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I need a bf.
All you bastards said you want a partner but here I am.

>>34948464
post pics and a timestamp and I might be your bf

as long as you're ok with me having an irl gf as well

Lol @ girls acting like its hard to find a boyfriend.

You are a girl right

>>34948448
Get the GED. same thing but it'll take much less time. Don't worry about the test, unless you're legitimately retarded you'll pass it.

>>34948448
GED 20 times out of 10, friend. 20 is too old to be fucking around near a high school with literal children, and you don't want to put in the unnecessary time investment when a GED is literally the same thing.

You could get a GED but the connections are gonna be minimal. I don't know if you wanna do college or not but the school can help you find local scholarships. Many pass school even with C's. don't be lazy and it's easy. I only knew one guy who was 20 in high school. Nobody gave a fuck. I was a grad at 19. Repeated first grade, have autism also so thats why. You should be fine.

>>34948406
Very nice anon, better than a shitty iPhone or crap.
>t. /g/

>>34948406
That's a good one fuck apple and their overpriced shit

>>34948406
>didnt have a phone until my first year at uni
>to this day my only contacts are my mom and brother

Do you also clean out the inside of your asshole when you wipe too?

>>34948348
Love this exercise.
It's a great stretch if you really flick it

>>34948348
>>34949838
Is this bad for your tendons?

>>34948293
If you think that thing is your mommy then you have mommy issues.

>>34948317
Well I wish she was

>>34948293
>What are mommy issues and how does one get them?
Emotional problems, whatever they may be, caused by having a troubled/nonexistent relationship with your mother. Like if your mom burned you with cigarettes all the time or just ignored you completely, then you probably have mommy issues.

>>34948235
>tfw no claims gf

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>>34948256
>accidentily a word
>thread dead in the water
>mfw

>>34948235
>Do you let the claims claim her claims?
No, those are my claims

probably collecting cp, but i quited that shit a year ago , except for japanese/korean cp wich is my favourite and some Laura B / Oxy pics (my waifus) but those last are both legal so no weight on me and the asian stuff for some reason doesnt make me feel sick as regular cp used to, maybe because i don't see asian kids on a daily basis to make me feel guilty who knows

>>34948362
what country are you in if I may ask?

>>34948396
nice try mr notfbi

>>34948031
Being ghosted for sure.

I'd rather just get told to fuck off in the beginning than orbit and get shot down months/weeks later.

>>34948031
Ghosted, because they don't give me a reason.
I'm left wondering what the hell went wrong.
Also, I thought for once maybe I could get a gf/fuck buddy.

ghosted, this is main reason why I highly dislike women these days because they can't just be flat out honest. They either ghost, flake, make excuses, or flat out ignore you.

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>>34947825
at least the J-man will never hate me

>>34947825
>tall
>attractive
>funny
>interesting
>charismatic
>smart
Then a fucking god of mandness comes in
>mentally ill
>cant let himself go and act like himself around people
>prefers total isolation
>when in company (no matter how good) leaves and goes for a walk all alone instead
>when grills are interested in him he dismisses it instead

I can just tell that all the normal gods are watching me and going like
>Just you wait, hes going to make something out of himself using all the gifts we gave him
But then the god of madness goes like
>haha, keep dreaming normalfag gods, hes never going to amount to anything at all thanks to my curse/social debuff

i actually get thoughts like that all the time

like what if the afterlife isnt balanced? like there isnt a 100% perfect karma system, some people get it better than others repeatedly

what if its rotten mortally. its entirely possible

really hard for me to mentally wrestle with such thoughts. just makes my arms really heavy

>>34947767
I like(d (im more of a cyborg now)) it, I feel like i'm superior to these normies but deep down I know it's mostly bullshit.

>>34947767
Were in our own class of Patrician Gentlemen. We were born this way

>>34947767

They pretend to revel in it to hide their self-pity and desire to be normal.

>>34947689
ON THE CLOCK

KE$HA GOT THE MONEY ON THE DOCK

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>>34947689
I've recently started rewatching YYH... God damn does Yusuke treat Keiko like shit. When I was a kid watching it, I never quite picked up on it or thought it was too important, but it's almost infuriating to watch now.

Granted, he does have other stuff going on, but still.

>>34947765
he was a real chad
along with ichigo

welcome to early stage alzheimers
source: 18y/o with alzheimers

>>34947676
>>34947740
>alzheimers onset at 18

what?

>>34947778
it's not a meme, bro

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>>34947647
talk normally qt trap boi

>>34947694
that's my normal voice....

>>34947647
It is never good you fucking idiot, kill yourself.

become a good goy and thats it

girlfriends

this post is original

>>34947540
It's different for everyone. Think of your life like a Rubik's Cube. Everyone takes a different amount of time to get theirs solved. Eventually, you will too, and you'll look back and wonder why you even worried.

>>34947507
>self-entitled

>entitled
>working to make a healthy yard

do you know what entitled means?

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>>34947609
>healthy yard

It's fucking grass. It does not need fertilizer. It's entitled behavior because humans think they always need to modify the environment to suit their ego and their own selfish needs. Pic related.

>>34947715
selfishness isn't entitlement.

and yeah it does if you want it to be green and not full of weeds
it's not a wild grass