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become a japanese neet

Get it over with m8

>>34013440

If you can sustain a hikki life then there's nothing to hesitate about really. Bonus if you have enough self discipline in you for self studies and interests.

>>34013430

>omfg I haven't done drugs for like a week geez stop it!

She literally posted a video of herself using heroin YESTERDAY then deleted it.

Don't know who she is, but when I see girls like this, from the thumbnail alone I thnk they're either extremely sleep deprived or drug addicts.

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>>34013408
Morning, everything fine and dandy, except I've caught a cold, that kinda sucks. But sitting at home and drinking some nice hot tea will fix me up in no time!

What are you up to today?

Does anyone remember the neet that had a breakdown because they were going to make him start working a retail job for his neetbux? did he ever come back and post an update

I'm gonna put in my 2 weeks today
Can't wait

>>34013396
Draw a kawaii anime babe being physically dismembered by Hillary Clinton

>>34013396
draw knuckles punching in the face of sonic

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but it wasn't any good anyway

>>34013382
You'd better be trolling anon..

>>34013401
This actually happened yesterday, I was debating whether to post this thread. But I am certain someone has had a speghetti phobia like this, maybe they didn't come up with safe spaghetti but I think it's a good idea if you have vivid thoughts about spilling spaghetti when you go in to the gym.

I was actually feeling pretty good until my mom lost her shit when I asked her to cook a small amount of plain spaghetti for me.

I'm planning to wear cargo pants so I don't get any on my keys or cellphone, I can put it in the cargo pockets. Harder for it to fall out too.

>>34013401
No wait, let's see where he's going with this.

>>34013355
Let it go to voicemail

Then don't bother checking the voicemail lol

Fuck of normie nigger robots don't get phone calls

>>34013369
I only get from calls from numbers I don't recognize.

kek i know this feel. being a 5'8'' manlet just compounds it

>>34013351
>low test
>thick full hair on top of head
>light body hair
>look 5 years younger than I really am
>be a complete pussy as a result

I've been doing things to boost my test naturally, and it seems to be having an effect so far. I'm tired of being a low-test beta male.

>>34013383
are you me

fucks sake

hell yes i would marry Ciara

any time

>>34013433
you would marry any girl who showed you any attention

>>34013517
only if she is special like Ciara

>>34013305
>I'm the only one who can look past all the bullshit: the post

>>34013327
except I clearly can't look past all the bullshit if i'm ASKING you guys whats the point of this board

it's a gathering place for losers filled with non-losers

Nigga you gay as fuck.

Unmuted

Why are you posting this again, faggot?

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>tfw Chads are nice to me because they don't see me as competition

>>34013279
I haven't smoked DMT but I have some pretty fuzzy memories of my first acid trip. Took it with a friend and it seemed like we were communicating through gibberish and just laughing. I used to have panic attacks worrying about what we said if we even actually said anything. I was scared I told him about all the fucked up shit I think about all the time but would never say to anybody.

My experiences with other psychedelics have convinced me it's probably not a good idea for me to try something like dmt.

>>34013279
I had pretty much the exact same experience, first time using it tried it once and it went ok I remember most of it fairly clearly but there was some crazy CEV that I can't even describe, I've used plenty of other psychs but nothing coulda prepared me for that first DMT trip, the first minute was some of the most intense panic I have ever felt in my entire life. I also get that fear response when I smell it hahah its just been sitting there for a few weeks now, it felt like more of a spiritual experience as oppose to a recreational one imo but it was still quite interesting.

>>34013279
I only smoke low to medium doses. Don't really think I need a breakthrough dose at this point, but I will do it eventually later in life around 30 or 40.

Low doses sort of just tranquilize me, like combining weed with a small dose of mushrooms. Warm, pulsating body energy, gravity multiplication, sense of serenity and "at home" nostalgia, mild derealization and OEVs (color enhancement/replacement, drifting, and the fucking recursion), enhanced creativity, sensory enhancement, and hyper-awareness of thought are the most prominent effects.

Medium doses sort of scare the fuck out of me. Did it only a few times and I lost my sense of self. Ran out of the house trying to "find reality" and found myself at a park 10 minutes later.

Few inches taller, make my nose more symmetrical, remove bags under my eyes, lose my weight and gain a bit of muscle so I'm not a lanklet and fix my hairline. Perfect me

Make my hair thicker, my eyes more symmetrical, nose smaller, mouth cuter. Lose 7kg, cuter nails, longer fingers, eyes in a different colour (green or bright blue), teeth whiter, smile cuter, skin smoother, remove bags under the eyes

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>>34013225
Get swole(I will get there myself, but if I can skip the hassle it would be cool). Maybe add inch or two to my dick, but that's not as crucial.

Otherwise I'm good on appearance.

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>>34013217
Got a sixty six fampai
feelsbad no one to show this to

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sixty six (66) too, i guess lack of strong chin kills my face.

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even david gandy gets 74%

I want to kill myself because looking at all the female profiles and looking at all the boring typical profiles. It's just boring and mundane. There are no girls who are unique or different, it's all the same shit, "tee hee! I love adventure :3"

>>34013591
There are a few unique ones, those are ones where they are clearly deranged or mentally handicapped.

I only met up with one girl online and we are engaged now

>>34013211
based mods deleting trapfaggotry

blue r9k when?

Maybe you're browsing in a different time slot than usual

>>34013211
>less
pipi popo