>tfw you go to work and take a shit and get paid while doing it
>go to work
>tell people to do your work
>get paid for it
Can you handle her ass level?
how many bananas is it safe to eat everyday?
I just love bananas so much robots. I've already eaten 5 large bananas today and I want to eat another so bad
>Bannanas are ruined for me due to their phallic...connection
that's one of the reasons I like bananas
I imagine myself succing some super sweet banana boy every time I eat one
ITT: We describe Autism Voice
babby mode: post videos of what pure autism sounds like
> manages to be monotone and sing-song at the same time
> mumble + vocal fry when placed in an uncomfortable social situation (like the cashier making small talk)
> speech always sounds really slurred, no natural cadence
> uses references from favorite media
or worse, animeas a replacement for actual humor, unaware how robotic this comes across
Ur turn my niggz
Alright, but answer me this first: where is the cistern?
> get a post
> it's a shitpost
can you find the break room in your search for peace?
The picture is small as fuck and what you said made no sense. This thread has no purpose, and if successful it'll probably just evoke some kind of similarly nonsensical circlejerk.
>chad just got his life ruined over a fucking gram of weed
Good shit lads. Hows your evening?
>roomate that bullies me smokes weed
>step out and make a police report that he pushed aka "assaulted" and made threats towards my life with a weapon
>tell police I don't feel safe anymore
>the police come and I invite them in while Chad and his 5 buddies are in possession of a huge ass bag of weed
I've been dreaming of this scenario for weeks but I don't know if I'd get in trouble too for falsely accusing Chad of pointing a weapon at me
>when Chad roommate thinks he's hot shit and spits at you if front of his buddies and they laugh
Someday I'm going to get this asshole busted for treating me like legally!
>got a postcard from grand ma wishing me happiness
>check facebook the day after
>two mothers of my "friends" congratulated me, nothan else
im startin to dislike birthdays.
idk why it bothers me but everyone i know gets showered in GZs when they have theirs. maybe im jealous.
Do not try to delude yourself. No one likes you. Don't try to spin it and twist it in your head for the next 10 years that it's somehow your fault and you should just become a pickup artist or wear different cologne or get a new hairstyle.
Your parents and their clinging to their desperate attempt to make everything appear normal in your life are distracting you from the truth that you have been raised by morons as a sack of flesh devoid of everything good on this earth
Your grandma is a piece of shit and just cares about herself being a good grandma, like every woman, she doesn't actually care about more than your basic survival.
Accept this now, nothing is ok in your life. Stop the circus around you, rip off the curtains and see the horror show for what it is and was.
Meet your parents and false friends smiles with contempt, flip over the playing board and stop smiling for the camera.
Post your desktop pictures
I'm sick and tired of girls
I just want to rip my vagina off and slap on a penis
Fuck man why do girls do these things?
Why do they cheat,lie and manipulate?
They're giving me a bad name
>I'm not like the other girls
>Girls are too much drama, i only hang out with guys
>i hate being a girl. Being a guy is so much better
>i'm a real gamer girl i swear, i play support on LoL and Mercy on Overwatch
>oh i also stream on twitch and have a discord :p
>exam results day
>I go to pick up my results
>haven't looked at them yet, milf teacher at table
>"what do you hope to do in your future anon?"
>instinctively respond completely deadpan serious
>"finish Better Call Saul and kill myself"
>walk away, she looks horrified.
Anyone else done this?
>Dad tells me that it's soon time for me to take over his business
Well...time to run everything into the ground and dissapoint my family.
In all honesty I'm sure I won't actually fuck it up but I don't think I will be as good him. He is an electrician who works 7 days a week and 6 days a week if he's lucky. His time depends on work so sometimes he only works an hour but still every day he works. I'm an electrician and have been for 3 years now.
He's an electrician.
About a month and a half ago, my significant other was shot and killed by a muslim, the day before our anniversary. Since then, all my friends have completely dropped talking to me, but I don't blame them. Who wants to hang out with the loser who is just gonna be a debbie downer, when all they want to do is go out and drink and be degenerates? As pathetic as it sounds, r9k and pol are all I have left for friends. At least you guys understand me. My life was beginning to go so well for once, and then everything went to shit just like it always does. I'm not going to kill myself, but it sure would be nice to have a spontaneous heart attack or stroke. I found someone I loved and who made me feel happy and accepted, and they were torn away from me. It just feels like a cruel, sick joke. I guess that's what I get for trying.
Anyone else here utterly alone? Who here lives alone and is completely cut off from the rest of the world? I need someone to talk to..
I work 7-5 6 days a week in construction. I live with a roommate but he works night shifts all week so I barely ever see or talk to him. The only day I have off is Sunday's and I'm either too tired or depressed to go out and try to meet people.
Feels bad man. I feel like I'm stuck in this never ending void of loneliness.
Beginning to lose hope
Can we just talk itt?
At least you have a room mate. Even if you don't see him, you know there is other human life taking place in your home. At least you have a job.. You see people at work right?
>be violent thug gang member
>media start calling you a model
>get modelling contract
>get a billionaires daughter gf
>fly around the world
g-girls don't like bad boys, it's just a meme r-right?
Robots cannot be straight, any that claim to be heterosexual are either confused about their true sexuality or are actively fighting their true self. Either way, they need to be trained to accept who they really are, how can we achieve this, gaybots?
Robots cannot be gay, any that claim to be homosexual are either confused about their true sexuality or are actively fighting their true self. Either way, they need to be trained to accept who they really are, how can we achieve this, straightbots?