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reading along anon
prolly not original

>>37223979
> wants to adopt
> doesn't get married

lol

It's uncommon for single men to adopt children. (Okay. I just need to prove how much I care about kids. I've always been good at pretending to be normal. Easy peasy)
>I still have questionable medical records. I start pretending harder to not be a freak and insisting I'm normal until I only have to take one and a half pills.
>turn 18 three months ago.
>have to go into an intake so I can keep receiving medicine.
>schizoscheme.jpg
>I have to 'be responsible' and set up the appointment myself.
>pretend to call for two months and pretend I couldn't reach them.
>hopefully they forgot about me by now.
>thinking I can finally adopt.
I'm still worried there might be some hidden background check. I'm tired of feeling lonely /r9k/. I need something to keep me going.

Tl;Dr anyone else /JustWantThingsToWorkOut/.

>>37223841
I'm anesthesiologist, I have unlimited access to benzos.

AMA

or do you take anything else to help with your anxiety?

this is the first benzo ive tried and i think it may be helping a bit but i think its a low dose

Coffee: 3-5 cups , daily. (This increases heart rate)
Pot: 0-1(sessions) weekly (stress reliever)

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>>37223641
I know what boipucci feels like

never understood what the point of these "respond to a fake and extremely unlikely sceneario" threads was supposed to be

anyway just in case nobody ever told you this in middle school, stick your finger in the wet fleshy pocket under your tongue (opposite from the inside-facing side of your teeth). this is pretty much what vagina feels like.

>>37223703
just got a boner doing that

>dad
/lgbt/
>mom
/lgbt
>Sister
/lgbt/
>brother
/r/the_donald/

>>37223361
Dad- /o/ /diy/ maybe /his/

Mum- No boards. She doesn't even watch movies. Just go go go.

My brother- /diy/ /trv/ /n/ /his/

>>37223361
>Dad
/o/, /p/ and /mu/
>Mom
/an/, /ck/, /diy, /out/
>Sister
/out/, /co/ and /mu/

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Stop watching porn, if you have blue balls wank it without porn. Start lifting or just exercising(push ups, sit ups, squats ecc.. ) everytime you take a shower have the last 5 minutes with cold water. Start walking outside to meet qt girls. Eat healthy and quit sugar and alcohol. That should do it. And on top of that have a hobby like drawing or playing an instrument

>>37223157
>>37223387
>Stop watching porn
This this this this this this
humans got off for 1000s of years off of imagination or crude drawings the myth that you need porn to jack off is a joke

>>37223387
>everytime you take a shower have the last 5 minutes with cold water
what is this supposed to accomplish?

>>37222976
Smarts are not equivalent to success. It takes social skills, work ethic, maturity, etc to be successful. Smarts is really useless without the rest. If you told me there was a billionaire NEET, I'd be interested but at the end of the day, this smart man is just a poor basement dwelling virgin like the rest of you.

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>>37222976
>that guy's name?
>me
Ebin thread frien

>>37223067
t. brainlet wagie

>>37222903
No, I'm omega. I'm basically acting like an alpha but I'm hollow inside. Scrape at the surface and you will find nothing underneath where a personality should be.

>>37222903
not to be an edge fag but i think i all more as omega. i just want to be left alone not cause shit and just get along but if anyone tries to take advantage of that i push back

I can put on an alpha persona, but only for girls I don't care about. As soon as I meet a girl I'm actually interest I go full omega.

Yes, I've eaten completely raw steak just to see what it was like. It's better blue if not rare.

>>37222825
Ive had ceviche before if that counts, it was bretty gud

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>>37222825
Oh, only since I was like 10? You murricans are missing out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

>>37222822
>>37222822
>>37222822
I'll have a beer and a Jack.
Still didn't manage to text her more than a couple casual greetings for special occasions. We have so much in common, I just know we'd get along fine, I wanted to ask her out so bad. But I'm too afraid I'll be clumsy and embarrass myself and she'll talk to our mutual friends about it. Now she's left the city for a couple weeks or months.

I just want to finally stop being an idiot.

One week left before I travel to Mont Ral to study The Bright Path meditation as taught by the Ishaya monks for six months. Can't wait.

>>37222822
Vodka please!

>Go to a strip club
>Talk to a stripper for 3 hours about anime
>Wanted to see her again
>Realize that she is a stripper and probably just used me (even though I didn't pay for her)
>Why do I fall in love with ever girl that shows me attention?

>getting a blowjob

How much of a cancerous normalshit do you have to be?

>>37222786

>Getting a job

NORMIES LEAVE NOW!!!!!

>>37222798
>getting anything other than dubs

ordinaries begone

>>37222682

Andreea.

>>37222682
Hillary Clinton
next time the bullet won't miss though

>>37223787
underrated, good post anon

>>37222606
Because it's not about sex, it's about conquering a women, taking her away from other men, thats what it is about, feeling empowered, I life in Germany and whores are cheap as fuck here and I still won't bother with them.

It's about knowing you can have control about something that others can't

>>37222606
i don't want Sexually Transmitted Diseases

I don't really care about sex anymore. I want someone to cuddle with.

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here's the template if anyone needs it

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Here's a different chart, this one says more you but less about your ideal qt

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and here is the template for the second chart

>>37222528
Show gyno please, I'd like to see it.

>>37222528
REEEEEEEE ME TOO

>>37222551
I'd rather not be humiliated any more than I already am anon. Taking pictures of it will make me want to kill my self even more
>>37222704
It's not fair brother. I've had it since I was 13, and it has completely fucked up my posture and back; I'm in pain all the time from back issues and even the gyno itself hurts sometimes. I have no idea what I am going to do, as I don't have any money for surgery

>>37222508
I'm honestly going to have to say yes on this one. These stupid liberal brain-controlled cunts are burning in hell forever like they deserve. More degeneracy extinguished is great in my book. They directly asked for this.

>>37222508
Tough to say. On the one hand, the concert was pure degeneracy, on the other hand many of the victims were young.

I guess they'd grow up to be feminist Stacy's anyway so maybe.

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>>37222649
the edge ouch