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straightfags get off my board

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Come on white boi dont tell me you would say no to this cute doll with a dick

>>38751675
>"straight"
>"fag"
frogposters get out

>>38751594
is it weird that this pic turns me on a bit?

>>38751860
Yes because she has a tattoo

>>38751860
dat dere aliumz got some good brew.

>>38751594
cheap online community shitter college. then just find a 15$ an hour job and live right next to your job if possible.
don't own a car and just have all your shit delivered.

people can't "survive" on 15$ an hour because they want a 90's American social life, where you go out to expensive dinners and shows every weekend and somehow are able to afford it.

Where'd u get REBs wads?
Mind sharing a link? I've been looking for them.

>>38752644
http://www.acolumbinesite.com/eric/doom.php

Literally all I had to do was google "Eric Harris doom wads". Enjoy, uac labs is borderline unfair but rewarding

>>38752795
Thanks m8

They're not loading in qzdoom tho (2.0.0)
Do I have to convert them or load them a different way?

>>38751553
bump

original comment pls gook moot

I would just ignore it. People get bored of each other after so many years.

>>38751553
Blackmail that bastard

>>38751544
I haven't even cut my toe nails in months

>>38751544
Sometimes i chew my freshly cut toenails.

>>38751544
smells are an illusion your toe nails are not even real

Why do you even care? If you're a Virgin by 30 you might aswell settle for a -6/10

no OP not even one

>>38751520
Well my gf was a virgin when I started dating her and shes white. But she isn't a virgin anymore so I guess I snatched the last one sorry dude.

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somebod help me

pls

No anon, i can't help you with that. There is much beauty left in this world and it would be a shame if you don't get to experience it. Get away NOW from everything and from everyone. What do you have to lose? Take everything that is precious with you and go somewhere without giving it a thought. Start again and don't repeat the same mistakes.
I wish you better luck this time,
Love,
A faraway stranger.

you're going to need a backup if your plan is to OD. people who OD can be found and revived. if you OD in a small space with a charcoal fire burning though, unless someone finds you just as you shoot up you're guaranteed dead. or one of those exit bags. anything that's guaranteed to kill you and something to relax you before you go out is pretty much how they euthanise people.

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Keep telling that yourself brudder. I'm here to bring you the facts that will make you miserable.

Unless you've been fasting for these seven days you're most likely deluding yourself. Part of the reason it's so hard to manage one's weight is because you can eat in fifteen minutes the calories you wouldn't burn in hours of exercise.

Five days or so worth of calories aren't compensated by a week of a little caloric deficit.

>>38751577
If his TDEE is 2500kcal then he's eating at an 7500kcal surplus. That would mean he would have needed to eat at a 1071kcal deficit every day, meaning that he could not consume more than 1428 calories daily.

I don't see what's so far out there about that.

>>38751577
The past week I've only had water and nicotine gum, that's a 12,000 calorie deficit. I've got a BMI of 18 so even if I do gain a little it doesn't matter, plus I can just restrict and lose it again

fuck u op some girl isn't going to come knocking on ur door one day wanting to suck ur dick go do something about it you retard

>>38751474
love is an illusion women are not even real

>>38751485
This. Wallowing in self-pity about such an inane thing is top pathetic.

If only you had not been a thin skinned faggot...

>be Chad
>not only naturally handsome but kind to everyone as well
>can't help but be resentful and jelly of his social skills

I'm doomed to be bitter forever

>>38751464
good and evil are illusions good guys like chad are not even real

I expect your suicide to be notable enough to be covered on CNN. Otherwise why bother

This thread, right?

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I couldn't find anything for "train suicide texas" but maybe I'm dumb and other anons should have a look as well. I that anon is alright. Are you there anon?

Post the bio first faggot

>>38751398
Tell her that you don't mean to offend but you're too handsome to be in her league.

Just set up a date and stand her up

i enjoy music too much

>>38751341
Fear of the unknown.
That's about it at this point.

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>>38751341
>the other side has color
>this makes it better

>>38751295
Probably, but make sure you don't mix whichever you choose with more porn or you'll just be worse off.

yes anon that's a fantastic idea

>>38751295
Get a meth addiction and fap even more.

Or a smoking addiction, that way your dick won't even work.

Well obviously since you don't want it to happen.

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i am schizoid and that photo disgusts me, that display of emotion.

>>38751294
I'm fairly clingy but every hour?