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>>37697772
Stop being a timid faggot and become a bit more aggressive. There is no 'stop being a cuck', you're either a cuck degenerate, or you're not.

>>37697772
>>37697984

You can't dude. It's who you are. You're naturally pussies. You can't compete in the natural hierarchy that men compete for mates in. The only real chance you have is to play the male feminist, "female ally" card. Girls still won't want you but you might be able to get pity sex.

>tfw mom fucked a Chad and the baby that resulted was me
>tfw my dad's chad genes didn't pass on to me

I'm such a huge disappointment

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>>37697843

I think a good way to cheer yourself up is to try to help a chad fuck your mom. It's such a thrill

>>37697763

I always imagine getting a blowjob from a banging milf but then I remember it'd be like sucking on a straw for the woman since I'm only packing a 6" pencil.

>>37697725
I would, I have no problem but your personality better be entertaining if you expect to date.

>>37697725
Post body with timestamp

originallo

>>37697725
I would buy you dinner, dessert and a nice dress and make sweet love to you all night long. You live in arcade

>>37697691
hunderd bucks

200 dollars on nigger shoes when I was in High school. Thankfully I got my money's worth because I still have them in good condition.

>>37698320
>>37697691
Only normies give in to the jewish shoe trap and pay more than $20 for a pair.

>>37697651
Yes, late at night I hear them talking. I can't understand them.

>>37698028
Me too.
They always sound like indistinct tv chatter, or 2 people talking really far in the distance.

Rarely, but when I do they scare the shit out of me.

I've told girls "wanna bang" and "wanna be my gf" and they're like sure, then they ghost me or some shit. Don't sing victory.

>>37697637
>OP is actually autistic
K E K

you hit the jackpot

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Why do you think she's with him, instead of you?

>>37697571
I don't know.

Maybe it's just chance. Maybe they just so happen to run into each other at the bookstore and they hit it off and things escalated from there. Maybe if she had run into me at some place first, that'd be me holding her hand today.

>>37697527
Stop being a baby and go get a gf

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>>37697516
Share half with another anon.
>wink wink

I would probably buy a new PC, since mines getting old. You could also get some very nice drugs for that kind of money...

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>>37697516
I posted this in a different thread but
>Learn how to play a trading card game (Big three are Yugioh, Magic the Gathering,Pokemon. Pokemon is the easiest to learn.)
>Buy a meta deck
>Go to a card store, practice, make friends
>Travel with your new friends to regional and national tournaments
>Try not to kys
Been working for me since 2012. This past Sunday I went to a Yugioh regional and made a few new friends. I didn't do so well at the event, but it was nice going to T.G.I.Fridays after and having a nice meal with new friends.

Alternatively you can play super smash bros and find your local smash scene

guess I should start with saying sorry, I truely am sorry. I dont know what words to use right now... I guess it started when I simply was playing Rust, and after spending like 9 Days with a random player in-game as a type of "duo" he asked if I was a girl, and I asked why he thought I was that etc. I ended up saying yes cause idk, fuck it? he later on added me on League and he was a really cool and nice guy, we continued to play and then he started inviting his friends over to games and such, and I couldnt tell them that im a diff person than I told to him. I guess it kinda worked like a chain reaction, met new and more people and had to say the same things there. I really put all of myself, like all my personality and all into "her", "Jessica", I'm not that different of a person than I've been pretending to. I've talked to alot of people about my problems as "Jess" but they're actually my real Life problems such as my mum has cancer, I got beaten when I was younger, my mum doesn't have a job and barely a home to stay in, she lives with a guy who beat her almost to Death, he Went into jail and etc. my dad is an asshole and we barely ever talk. whatever. what im trying to say is, is that "Jessica" is me, but with a different name and ofc the flirting. I do have a girlfriend, her name is also Hanna. but Jonathan (Jonte - Swedish nickname) isn't my brother, you're right about that. Guess you can figure out that already. I do have 1 brother, Johannes, but i've never talked about him. anyways I guess I just continued to do this and it wasn't bad desu, I didn't do it for money or so at all. I usually deny most gifts I recieve. I don't know.. I guess I just thought I've never have a chance to make so Close friends such at you when im me. I'm not sure why I've thought that but I guess it's my self esteem, which isn't on top. and has never been. I suffer Deep depression and i've had suicide thought, though they've not been around since last summer. around a year ago I even

>>37697489

I'm pretty sure you can't do that, sports are generally bifurcated by sex and the NFL has no reason to be different.

The NFL should go the way of the dodo anyway, it's a giant concussion-inducing routine that permanently damages the brains of promising children all over the country. They've found that there's absolutely no safe way to constantly ram your head into other people or the ground on a daily basis, it will always lead to some kind of brain damage. And Becca wants to be part of that? Why?

>>37697489
>Women can be football players too
>S-so long as they're only 1 out of 11 players
>I mean, any other position besides kicker would result in ABUSE!

>>37697280
You should stay away from my women before you get your face peeled off, hands cut off and decapitated with a box cutter.

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>>37697280
>constantly complain about everything
>blow up over the smallest things
>overly obsessive over cleanliness
>worship the virgin
They're basically robots.
t. half beaner

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>>37697466
>Overly obsess over cleanliness
I knew it. I was destined for a brown waifu

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>>37697256
Only if I can fondle your guns

No, plinking is way more fun

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>>37697256

>tfw no qt girl to go shooting with me

Cut off your balls. Without the male sex hormone, no desire for vagina. That being said, you'll find that life worse. Less miserable, but worse. The only real happiness in life is the feeling you get the moment you manage to do something hard. Human biology is a cruel joke, yeah.

>>37697210
wrong question NEXT!

>>37697265
I came here to say this as well. Cut those fuckers off and go full blown monk and reach nirvana

>>37697150
In the past few months I've learnt C,C++,Java and JavaScript
I also got the basic syntax down for PHP and form processing but not much more

Currently trying to wrap my head around Qt

>>37697150
I've regressed in the last 5 months
>Tfw able to belt out 50 lines of code without testing it and generally be okay

>>37697227
You haven't learned one of those languages, just the basics.

that chic is hot it makes me really sad i couldn't give her a fake name, hit it bareback, then avoid her for the rest of my life. video games don't seem all that bad of a thing to do instead

>>37697141

Saged. Fuck off faggot. She wants real men who are workaholics and bring in the shekels that's all.

>>37697141
Men need to grow up and find mature hobbies like shopping and celebrity gossip.

>>37697064
Sure, you and your message seems pretty based to me. The religion itself has been fucked since the ecumenical councils though and new-world protastants are cum gargling retards

>>37697304
Dude, cum gargling retards has me in stitches!

>>37697064
are you a virging too?
if you are then welcome