>tfw you will always be alone
why live?
>>34754244
Eh, I don't mind it really.
but remember that being alone is better than being around bad apples
>>34754244
Anime, books and movies! Great reason to stay alive sometimes. If they don't provoke tears and sadness every time.
Hey robots
I'm bored and lonely. Want to play a card game with me?
>>34754239
Which card game are you up for?
I normal summon Zodiac Beast Marmorat. Your response?
>>34754312
7 cards in hand.
Your LP is now 6200 due to the opponent attacking last turn. What do you do?
who else /teetotal/ here?
Alcohol is a fucking poison there's no reason I would ever want to put that shit inside of me
people who are disgusted by things like cigs drink perfectly fine simply because it's socially acceptable. I don't know why it's so socially acceptable to drink that shit that kills literally tens of thousands every year just in the US
I drank alcohol once on a friday with some coworkers. God it's disgusting. I had to brace myself not to vomit it all out and swallow it down.
Fucking normie alcoholists.
I've drank on several occasions and don't really get the appeal. Being drunk isn't very fun and the alcohol never tasted particularly good.
>>34754253
>Fucking normie alcoholists.
this
they literally just drink because it's a social norm to do so
why are you not like this?
I have no interest in being in that kind of relationship
Also you can only drive fast for so long before you crash
>>34754198
Because I don't want to try to pretend I had a two digit IQ
Sure I'd get pussay but holy shit would i kill myself in a week because I could not bring myself to that kind of a level
I am. Stopped with the sex though, have become really paranoid about STDs. The trick to conning these sluts is to give them good shit, ween them down to bad shit, then give them the normal stuff again but act like you're doing them a favor. Keep repeating the cycle with decreasing frequencies of the good stuff until they put out.
I feel like my tolerance to weed is high, I just can't get blasted like I used to man. Shit sucks.
>>34754136
Then stop being a fucking loser and smoking weed. If you aren't a weed smoking retard you won't have retarded weed related problems you subhuman stoner fuck
>>34754136
just stop smoking for a week or two and you should get noticeably lower tolerance
>>34754136
Start smoking meth instead
>mfw hear some indian bitch speaking her shitskin language on her phone
We live in America and you will speak the fucking language, bitch.
>>34754133
My roommate just screams in Chinese on the phone
>>34754133
That batch better speak American.
>>34754133
back to /pol please, thank you
>talking with some dipshit in my uni campus
>he says cuck unironically
>get up immediately and leave as the autist stares dumbfounded
trump weenies need to be gassed tbqh
>>34754117
>2017
>still shilling this hard
You're legitimately autistic.
The meme word cuck works sometimes, and has a meaning, but it's so overused by /pol/ that it's easy to dismiss people who use it as worthless. I think dismissal is my immediate reaction when someone uses it, but I am aware that some people may not have noticed that it's a /pol/ word now yet, so I think if I ever met someone who used it, I'd pay close attention to other /pol/ signs, and if they show anything else, drop the conversation.
>talking about Law and the Constitution with friend while in a line at food store
>Woman in front turns around
>"I'm a mother and I don agree with that law, it does........"
Fucking drop, any person that says "I'm a mother" is a fucking retard. Anybody can push a child out of her vagina, how the fuck do you think we have 7 billion people you dumb bitch.
GET IN HERE 'MURICA
THEY TUK ER JERBS
>>34754095
DOT IT FOR AMURICA
>NO ISLAM
>NO MEXICANS
>NO PUSSYHATS
>>34754095
AMERICA
FUCK YEAHstill more originality than europe
who /boring/ here?
>spent the last 5hours watching clouds outside
>>34754081
i wish i could do that
my brain is fucked to crave dat constant stimulation
>>34754081
i guarantee nobody will have spent the last five hours better than you
>>34754081
>tfw no lum to obsess over you
>move into new apartment mid november
>go for a cheapo to save money, 3 random roomates in a 4br -- two of them are negroes
>take a flight for thanksgiving to see my family
>come back saturday after thanksgiving
>apartment was broken into and burglarized, they caught the people -- two random negroes i've never seen
>none of my shit was taken but every door was smashed open. apparently a roomate got jeweley stolen
>order pizza, get high
>hear some loud knocking
>answer door (for pizza) randomly get hit in the face and 2 guys run off. no idea who the fuck they were
>go back to my room to call a friend to take me to a clinic to get stiches cuz they busted my eyebrow
>hear a knock on my door, open it
>it's the cops, said my roomates called them because of banging and they were scared cuz it just got burglarized
>tell them i got hit by random ppl i didnt know
>they say i have to take the amberlamps. i say i'm fine (obviously high as hell though) and my friend will take me. they said i'm either going wilingly or in cuffs
>go to hospital and they start doing all these pointless tests, brain scans and blood tests and everything in between even though my only real issue was needing stitches on my brow
>come home and the next monday they give me an eviction notice with a list of non-rectifiable noncompliances (not served by an officer so not legitimate)
>already paid all of december but i say fuck it and move my shit out within 7 days, first week of december
>been getting loads of phone calls lately, decide to call back
>$5000 medical bill and the apartment people sent a $500 debt to a collection agency, charging for a new door the burglars broke as well a few furnishings like windowblinds that werent even there when i moved in
what the actual fuck. i was supposed to be getting a car soon. now i have to pay all this bullshit when i literally did nothing wrong, i got attacked by niggers and i got kicked out of my apartment because they thought i caused the robbery...
>>34754080
If you weren't a DUDEWEED using loser, you probably wouldn't have so many problems.
>>34754080
That's what you get for smoking the green normie jew friendo, This cheers me up and keeps me going another week, cheers cunt! Hope you get assdrilled by the bills
>>34754427
literally had nothing to do with it actually. i fail to see the relevance
>>34754516
it was a random robbery -- i live in a uni town and it was a complex with students so this shit happens often on holidays when students leave
>tfw you are unable to feel unhappy because life has no meaning and you could end it all in a few seconds
>>34754027
>I don't think this movie is bad because I can turn it off any second
>I don't think this chicken tastes like shit because I can throw it into the trash whenever I want
>>34754027
No meaning is still a meaning, Einstein.
YOU TRY TO MAKE ENDS MEET
TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY
THEN YOU DIE
I've never seen anyone wear this around recently, what do they meanby this?
If not doubles, OP will be cucked and raise a mulatto baby.
>>34754019
>If not doubles, OP will be scary ghosted and raise a mulatto baby.
what did he mean by this?
>>34753986
Mostly feminists are wearing those nowadays.
today a guy committed suicide in turkey after his girlfriend broke up with him. luckily he streamed it for us.
this is his last post on his facebook wall:
"our love ended. i keep my promise, so now i am ending. i am not you. goodbye my love, goodbye everyone. take care."
and here is the video footage:
https://sendvid.com/hxv1n5kt
ps: this is really sad and i actually felt bad for being playful with the translations.
>>34753975
one roach less. he did the world a favor.
Is his gf a turk too?
Why the fuck did he shoot himself in such a retarded way?
Dis is feel good thread
>>34753939
would it feel good to fuck a cat in the asshole?
>>34753944
It would have to be one of the big cats, such as a lion or a tiger.
If you managed such a maneuver in the wild, without contrivances like tranquilizer rifles, then you've earned that catbutt.
>>34754059
Wow that be quite alpha if someone could acquire lion/tiger ass
Femanons, what is the last thing you masturbated to?
Lesbian porn.
Not a lesbean, though.
>>34753881
>Femanons, what is the last thing you masturbated to?
cute robot boys~
public humiliation stuff, gets me every time