Guys, i just reconnected with a gay friend in my college class that I haven't seen in a while. We're having a study party next week, how do I proposition him for homosexual activities?
>>38052053
>study party
i think its already obvious
>>38052053
>Guys, i just reconnected with a gay friend in my college class that I haven't seen in a while. We're having a study party next week, how do I proposition him for homosexual activities?
act super flirty
lean into him and be super grabby and stuff, get your hands all over him
maintain eye contact
I don't fucking know I've never done this
>>38052053
Have you two had homosexual relations in the past?
>i think i am a robot
>try PoF
>girls message me first one the second day
WTF you guys said it wouldnt be this easy. I am starting tl think you guys are just bitter,cranky manchildren with anger issues.
>>38052013
>girls message me
if all you're doing is sending messages prepare to learn what getting ghosted is
>>38052036
I know what ghosting is,punk.
I spoke too soon,i actually,literaly,UNIRONICALY,got ghosted. What the hell nigga. I mean,WTF i hate females now.
What superpower would you want in real life, and why? Also I think super strength is pretty lame. Sure, it'll be fun for a month, smashing things, but I imagine it'd get mundane fast.
>>38051870
shapeshifting on Skull/Mystique lvl because that's near immortality with flight, underwater breathing, peak human abilities and more all in one power set.
seeing things before they happen would be pretty sick
I'd want toggled invisibility so I can go outside and never ever worry again about being looked at
also all the regular perks like stealing, seeing naked ladies, etc
Do you like hurting people? In all seriousness, I wonder so.
>>38051776
i beat the shit out of my roommate when he locked me out of our apartment one night. He was being a drunk faggot because he thought i hooked up with a girl he was fucking.
it was on the ground floor so i went through my bedroom window and confronted him in the hallway. he got in my face and raised his hands up so i grabbed his hoodie by the collar and punched him straight in the face
>stumbles back stunned
>hit him with a left hook that knocks his glasses off
>he tackles me into a wall
>momentarily relax
>suddenly lunge forward and smash his head through the adjacent drywall in the hallway
>he calmed down real fast after that
i went into my room while he stood outside with a bat. His friend coaxed him out of it. then i left my room and he was standing there with a swiss army knife (so gay). I just said not worth it and went back out my window
>>38051776
>do you like hurting people?
fuck off, Richard
>>38051776
>routinely start shit at bars with piss drunk morons and beat the shit out of each other in the parking lot
>threw some aggro pajeet against the asphalt two weeks ago after he tried to push me down
>kicked and broke the jaw of some dipshit who passed out behind the dumpster, didn't even wake up
I've had my nose broken twice and almost had to go to the hospital for a stab wound once because of this shit, but the feeling of seeing other people feel pain is the only way I know I'm still alive.
>that kid who knew how to bypass the school district's internet firewall but wouldn't tell anyone howwas me, get fucked Chad i'm not telling you my secrets
>>38051737
>that kid that ate lunch in the bathroom when he found himself headed to the cafeteria alone
>>38051796
>That guy in his 20s with a full time job who parks his car in a secret spot to eat
>>38051796
>that kid who ate in the drama room on the first day of school but was ostracized by the drama kids on day 1
How does a shy beta male get a 4-5/10 gf.
>inb4 just go to bars lol
>>38051685
dont be creepy
hopefully this is original
>>38051685
go to university- join lots of sciency clubs. ones that would have women, like different bio based ones, not eng related anything.
>>38051685
make tinder profile bio reads "shy beta male looking for 4/10 gf pls" results may suprise you
Why do roasties get mad when they end up alone at 30 after a youthfulhood filled with bad decisions and slurping down Chadpenis?
>>38051668
what does Coquette mean?
>>38051682
a tease
>>38051702
well shit
that actually makes a lot of sense
Hello. My name is Broly. How big is your power level?
>>38051644
You are literally only known as the "go-to hyper muscle" fetish guy.
Hurry up and do that muscle growth thing so I can jack my cock to some sweet bara tiddies.
5
fite me nigga, or r u scared?
>>38051644
maximum
originally
Any California anon around? On an /r9k/ feels trip and were gonna arrive in LA in like e hours.
What are we in for? Survival tips?
Pic mildly related.
>>38051631
>e hours
3 hours. God I hate phone posting.
>>38051631
assuming your presence in one of the world's biggest cities is going to be noticed
crusty furries walking around
who are you again?
come to the bay area
>tfw reviewbrah is actually a chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw [Embed]
>>38051626
I'm worried he does not live with his parents anymore.
Was he running from his chasers (if there were any) or he had a fight with his parents?
>>38051626
>waking up at 10 PM
Is he alright? I'm honestly worried.
>>38052043
His body clock is in tune with the short wave broadcasts he listens to. which are mostly in asia and europe.
What's one thing you like about yourself /r9k/?
I've noticed in the few friends I've had they are more confident after hanging out with me.
shameless (and original) bump
I like uh.... uhhhhhhhhhh..... nope nothing
>>38051924
I like your dry wit
enjoy this image of a fork
>>38051539
where do photographers get the white background for their images?
>>38051539
Looks like a rich persons fork. Really nice.
>>38051539
fork you, cunt
IT'S HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw
YESS
WHO /REVIEWCOMFY/ HERE
>>38051529
I have to admit that really urged me to go out and buy some of that purified drinking water
>>38051529
I really needed this desu
>She laughs at every joke I make
>She looks at me from a distance with a welcoming smile on her face
>She evens laughs when I say hi or come near her
? Does she like me anons? Or is she just crazy?
fuck off normieyes, don't make the same mistake I did
>>38051554
what if she just a giggly happy person tho
>>38051584
If she does this to everyone then I would try to maybe single them out and try to get their reaction one on one. Just be smart and not a tard robot.
Just ate a bunch of mushrooms. Never had an online trip before. You faggots wana keep me company?
this board really is the saddest place
>>38051544
What's sad about it, friend?
>>38051513
No, you should leave this board and have a fun trip playing an immersive first person RPG. good times man