We both know you're miserable as fuck and angry at the world. Spending your days on this lunatic hate filled echochamber. Posting about tendies and top keks+pepe and anime little girl memes is just temporary escapism from your soul-crushing miserable reality. Anyway that's your problem
So tell me anon
I would like to stream my suicide for 4chan because they'll always been there for me and would love to see it. But realistically I think I'll just starve myself in a forest somewhere so nobody can find me
>dreamt about oneitis again
GET OUT OF MY HEAD. LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY.
Any questions? No?...
Yeah, didn't think so.
>18 year old virgin
>At a festival
>On my way home
>Meet a girl I really like
>We chat for a while
>She kisses me
>Should we go back to your place or mine?
>We decide to go to my place
>Get on a bus to go home
>No one's on the bus so we sit down and start making out
>After making out I look up and my parents sit in the seats opposite us
>My aunt and uncle in the seats next to us
>She takes my phone and puts it into her bra
> I think nothing of it and ask her if she's trying to rob me
>10 minutes later she really has to pee and jumps out of the bus to pee
>Takes one step out of the bus and pees on the sidewalk.
>Bus driver says fuck this and drives away
>I suddenly realize that she has my phone
>Jump out of the bus at the next stop and run to the place where she left the bus
>Can't find her
>Take the long walk of Shame home
mfw when I lost my phone and kept my virginity
Which 2hu would U fug?
hakurei reimu the shrine maiden of dick
Have you noticed that all media turned to shit? Cartoon, movies, games, anime. It's all castrated now because of the jews.
>hurr but anime is for adults!
Not anymore cuck. Compare any modern crap with, say, Jin-Roh The Wolf Brigade.
>b-but my violent gaems!
Compare Dawn of war or Dungeon Keeper 1 with 2. It's better to play modded old stuff them modern games. IE DoW Ultimate Apocalipse is way better than DoW 3
I'm sad, and angry.
girl clothesfrom amazon
>2 day shipping so I can take it before mummy and daddy are home
>Guaranteed 2 days
>today is 2nd day
>guaranteed by today at 8pm
>mummy and daddy are home in a couple hours
t-they wouldn't deliver it later would they? i'm scared anons i dont want them to see it
>Be me, 19 years old
>Had bad grades in School, still found a Company willing to pay for my University
>First Semester goes okay, suddenly can't concentrate anymore
>Fuck up exams
>Second Semester goes even worse, can't concentrate longer than five minutes
>Can't take notes properly, have no Basis to prepare for exams
>tfw I'm going to fail my exams
>I hate myself and my life
Worst part is, I'm intelligent enough to study, but my now missing ability to concentrate fucks it all up.
Anyone got a similiar Story?
Yes. I was like that.
You can't study because you place too much importance onto it. You feel like you owe it to others to do great, failure is seen as a massive disaster etc.
The solution is to free yourself from this slavery and stop studying. It's better to live a normal happy life without a degree than a miserable one were you try but fail because it's like your life depends on it. At least that was my experience.
Just accept defeat and be happy with the things you enjoy. You can go back for a degree at any point in your life, if you want to. Even if you're an american you can go to a CC, it's no biggie, just relax and focus on the things you want.
Yes same. I was on a roll during my first year at university, gpa 3.7 ish. Then a few months ago I started feeling tired and bored 24/7 and now I am on academic probation, almost subject to dismissal from uni. Approaching 2.0 now idk what to do anymore.
Fat women are fighting the good fight. Chad wont commit to them. They deserve Chad too.
Five paragraphs in and we've established that we're talking about old, picky, fat women with a screaming biological clock and mental problems. I'm not going to read the rest, this lardass is beyond hope. Focus on things that can be salvaged, like 25 year old robots with MLP dakis.
>One of the biggest boards on the single most virgin-dense site on the internet is full of people who would basically fuck anyone who wouldn't kill them, even than some would do it to end their misery
>"I can't find an interested man
My only hope is that there are too few Chads to go around so they might have to resort to one of us. But each time I see a woman online I lose my only hope in the world.
>recently faked a degree.
>nearly 100% of the companies I apply to are responding.
>just had an interview and they said I'm hired.
I was job hunting for 3 years until this.
Is it illegal? What happens if I get caught?
They deserved it for not asking you questions during the interview
>Tfw you're lonely
>tfw nobody really cares about you
>tfw ywn what it's like to be touched by a woman who loves you
>tfw ywn amount to anything
>tfw you are so useless, you are so ashamed of yourself you just lock yourself in your room and seldom leave
>tfw you are just eagerly waiting to die, in your room, staring at the ceiling or shitposting on /r9k/
>tfw ywn know what pride and happiness feel like
>tfw you suffer inside every single second of every single day and you have nobody tell but Robots on 4chan who don't even care
>tfw you have systematically failed everything you ever did
>tfw you are so weak you can't handle the slightiest responsability
>tfw you have to accept loneliness is all you will ever know
Maybe it's time to accept that nothing in your life will change if you don't go outside and make something of yourself. Fuckers on this board expect some magical shit to happen while they spend everyday jerking their dicks to hentai in there rooms. Life isn't as difficult as you make it out to be.
>"Do you think I'm cute Anon? Would you kiss me?"
How do you respond?
Repeat after me:
LIFE: HYPER-EASY MODE.
*blocks your path*
>WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, LADYBOY?
What are some of the least miserable jobs one can get without a college degree?
Honestly, any job can be decent depending on the other people that work there. I work at a place called MOD Pizza, and it isn't too bad. A lot of people are nice, and so are the customers.