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My girlfriend is a neet, virgin robot.
She lost her job a month ago.
She recently said she was jealous of me.
She wants to have sex until marriage, I'm not virgin and I can't control my urges, but that's another topic.
She studied graphic design but she hates it.
She's as far as I'm concerned jealous of my past life experiences (girls and jobs), and that I make money, not that much, but I'm steadily making my way.
She lost her shit with me two days ago but she apologized today, I just waited until she did.
I told her I could help her searching for a job but a week later she said I was being too intrusive.
Some facts about her
>24 y/o
>birthday is next week
>she's a 5/10
>1 month or so unemployed, part time home office before that
>no distinguishable hobbies besides pinterest
Some facts about me
>23 yo
>full time software developer
>I'm not ugly, but have a crystal eye because of a childhood accident, so low self confidence
She's basically a robot, and sometimes I am too... But I don't want to make her suffer in our relationship I'm begging for help...
Thanks
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>>35678229
So, define "no sex." Does she at least do other things, or?
That sounds pretty shitty, to be honest.
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>>35678229
Don't stay with that shit only because you feel alone.
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> My girlfriend is a robot.
stopped reading
fuck off faggot
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Are any other robots afraid of Black people?
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>>35678209
obviously sad american teen.
the only place where people say ''black people'' and are scared of ''black people'' because ''black people'' are different
I never understood why black people from us talk weird, act weird, etc.
black canadians aren't that weird.
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>>35678250
canada is weird, so the weird just cancels out the weird
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>>35678209
Depends on where I am and how they look, I'm in a relatively nice area and go to an upper tier university so most the blacks around me around me are well educated and assimilated into white culture. But if I'm walking around at night or something and see a dirty looking black dude I get away pretty quickly.
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Why aren't you living a sufficient life 2017-03-21 04:20:34 Post No.35678194
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Why aren't you living a sufficient life
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> Move out of the city buy a small plot of land
> close enough you could bike/drive (30m), far enough the land is cheap
> Build a cabin or small house (or if you're a lazy shit, pay others)
> Install solar panels
> septic tank... although you could just shit in the woods
> Grow a garden/ green room
> Only go into the city occasionally to get stuff
> get internet and life a life all alone, you'll never have to worry about anything again
If you can afford it, save up your money than ya wagecuck
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I don't think I'll ever be able to afford that.
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>>35678194
The only people who I've seen build their own cabin and live mostly off the grid like this, inhabit filthy hovels in Alaska and survive on dried salmon and elk jerky. It's a tough life, unless you're wealthy and just building a little country house, in which case you work so much you can't enjoy it and probably wouldn't want such a low status 'cabin' anyways, unless you're a rich redneck.
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>He thinks 30 miles is enough to get out of town properly
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who /droppedoutofhighschool/ here?
post life settis
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>>35678162
I did, but my mom insisted I homeschool
Which was better because I really hated going to school, and being at school.
But I didn't hate learning.
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Only one guy dropped out from my class. He's now 33 and still rides dirt bikes and lives at home
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>>35678162
I did but I was able to get a job as a telemarketer and I make around 35k a year
The job is fucking awful (can be rarely entertaining with how people respond) but I can live semi-comfortably I guess.
Don't drop out kids, life sucks if you do
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How do I get with a QT mexican teen Loli?
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Go to Mexico.
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Buy one in Mexico
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Order one from Mexico
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Millions of pathetic chestlets walk around each day, feeling smug and full of undeserved confidence.
You've seen them, haven't you? Wearing yoga pants or a short skirt, trying with all their might to hide the fact that they AREN'T REAL WOMEN.
A REAL WOMAN has soft, bouncing, beautiful tits with puffy pink nipples. A REAL WOMAN has tits that can actually smush together to accommodate a cock.
"Perky"? "Pert"? "Just the right size"? Have you heard this before? That's what Chad will tell you before he fucks you and tosses you to the side. But he'll laugh with all his friends because you're a member of the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE.
You're not fooling anyone, little girl. Maybe once puberty hits Chad will start looking your way. Until then, he's going to DEMAND that you BOW DOWN to busty goddesses with full-grown bodies.
You're going to pray at the altar of superior breasts. You're going to lick LOAD AFTER LOAD of Chad's creamy seed off those glistening double-d's. And you're going to love it, you sad little chestlet.
Admit it... Chad's cock was MADE for BIG, BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL TITTIES.
How do chestlets cope? They're just silly little girls. They'll never be real women.
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>>35678110
Fuck off chestlets are hot as shitI am a pedo though
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>>35678110
Jokes on you I have small breasts an a humiliation fetish
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>you will never be the headmaster of a school for wayward chestlets helping them get their lives back on track through a rigorous breast expansion regimen
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Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the world isn't a terrible place but that you're just not strong enough to deal with the same shit that everyone else deals with?
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Not what you're getting at, but holy fucking shit am I weak now. I tried to get a recliner upstairs a little while ago, and almost died. I'm still breathing heavy.
I used to be fairly physically strong, God damn have I gone downhill. I also don't have the will to actually strength train at this point.
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>>35678052
Ofcourse, but as anyone with a brain can see, it's clearly the former for most.
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>>35678052
Why does doing so make you strong? Also if it's something you actively reject I don't see how strength would factor in. In addition why would you willingly deal with bullshit?
I know people who are dumb as a rock and love life, does their ignorance make them strong? They arent undergoing stress so I don't think so
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You have 10 (TEN) seconds to explain why you don't have a gf (male) / bestie
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>>35678037
Because I'm African-American(Black) and heterosexual(straight)
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>>35678037
I would love a gf male best friend
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>>35678037
I'm not a homosexual.
Surprisingly, that sentence was not original.
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I want a girl to train me to pleasure her.
I don't care if that's all I am to her.
I don't care if she reciprocates.
It doesn't matter what she looks like.
I don't want to worship her.
I just want to make her writhe in ecstacy.
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Trust me, you don't want that. You WILL develop feelings for her, and it will hurt when that's not reciprocated.
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>>35678029
>I want a girl to train me to pleasure her.
>I don't care if that's all I am to her.
>I don't care if she reciprocates.
>It doesn't matter what she looks like.
>I don't want to worship her.
>I just want to make her writhe in ecstacy.
shut the fuck up you pathetic incel
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>>35678029
Sooooriginalooooo where do you live?
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>post in a thread
>thread goes dead
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>>35678014
Sage goes in all feilds bro
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>give me attention thread #8474929
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>>35678057
thanks for the reply anon i loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU
Do you think they fucked?
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>>35677937
possibly ,family should stay together after all.
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haha what a nice happy family
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>>35677937
2:00 for the feet guys
Tell the story of your first time drunk.
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>>35677935
>tfw two intelligent too drink alcohol
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>>35677935
I was at a friend's mansion when I was 14. His dad didn't care that he swiped liquor from the minibar all the time because he was so busy with his businesses. I had three rum and cokes and laughed my ass off at some movie, I forget which.
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>>35677967
>TFW too autistic to have friends to drink with so you blame it on being "too smart"
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>go to watch Logan
>extremely sad scene
>people explode in laugh for a single detail
Can anyone explain me the normie notion of humor?
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all I could think was...Laura's actress to be honest...
not a pedro but sometimes it's too much, I blame the writers.
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>>35677954
>tfw no loli psycho violent emontionless wolverine gf
Why live?
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God I hate white Europeans, swarthy Spaniards with Moor blood, and Jews
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hahaha
origini
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>>35677931
actually, I seriously think my Amerind ancestry is from the Huastec region (not Aztecs).. telling from old family photos and from my travels in Mexico
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>>35677955
>I seriously think my ancestry is from
Why does this shit matter to anyone? I don't understand. It's baffling. Worry about the man you are and can be,
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Anyone else here athletic but still a beta loser? 2017-03-21 04:01:01 Post No.35677870
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Anyone else here athletic but still a beta loser?
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>Amateur boxer 6-1
>Wrestled for 4yrs in highschool
>Train mma 5-6 days a week
Yet
>21yr old Virgin, never had a gf, kissed a girl once and she laughed at me
>Only ever had one friend who ignores me now
>Dropped out of community college, never had job, now living NEET life
>Crippling anxiety since childhood, can't even talk to cashiers without panicking
>Addicted to opiates and alcohol
>Anyone else? Do I belong here? Sure feels like it
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lool and joe rogan said martian arts gives you confidence in all facets of life
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Almost exact same here except I'm 22 and a kickboxer not an MMA guy. Although I've done some wrestling scrimmages for cardio before fights.
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I thought getting fit and taking boxing lessons would help with my abysmal self confidence and anxiety.
It hasn't.