>omw to work
>literally want to quit
>coworkers get me from 0 to 100 on the rage scale in a second
>have no money saved
Kill me haha
>no friends to talk to
>no gf
Im literally a psycopath waiting to happen
>>34088294
Try harder op
Oc commento
Start saving faggoo. ;)
>Couldn't you think of something more original than asian food for our first date?
>>34088158
I wanna fuck your tits
A girl that dresses like that in public. Absolutely Disgusting. What has society come to where this is acceptable and actually defended?
I have noticed this with Asian Americans in particular, like Indian people, that want to fully embrace American food culture and love shit like steak and burgers. Nothing wrong with it of course, though beef is a meme, I am stuck ordering Chinese/Indian takeout which can't possibly be as good as home cooked food.
Is there some sort of statistical chances chart of your (ex)gf having had bigger dick than yours if you are X and X size?
And if not, WHY not?
Just got in brutal fight with my ex over facebook and at the end we both sent the "thumbs up" icon, but her thumb inflated to nearly five times as big as mine so i said "lol at the same time" and she replied "yep, but mine is bigger" and i immidiately replied "no doubt about that". I dont know if she is smart enough (shes not) to get that jab, but EVERYBODY who ever saw us together kept scratching their head and even straight up ask me WHY the fuck am i with her, that she doesnt have an ounce of feminine in her.
>>34088140
also another jab from me, posted 2 pac song and some of the lyrics
I can't stand fake ass bitches
Lyin' ass niggas and you punk ass snitches.
It's like I tell my niggas, keep your eyes on these bitches
They love to G a nigga young dumb and gettin' riches
What the fuck you think a trick is nigga
Nigga done stick and wet his dick
And then get tricked out all his riches by a -- BITCH!
Broke hoes runnin' round yellin' "Gimme!"
I can't stand it, hoes talkin' bout they got a man
Shit all I wanted her to do is suck my DICK
So how about hittin' a motherfucker on my pager
Busy now bitch but you can give me the pussy later
Fly how I fade her, played her like a game of Sega
Fuckin' with the player that done made her, huh
>damn...old school wisdom from the hood
She immidiately asked me if it was about her, so i asked her if her post was about me, she asked which one, i said "you know which one i mean" she replied no, so i just said "Ok then, guess i am just paranoid".
I could go on, it was pretty fun fight
>>34088140
>gets into public fight about relationship on Facebook
God damn you are the trashiest type of retard out there. The other people don't care about your retarded drama, they're just laughing at the two morons that they friended on Facebook to watch like a shitty soap opera
>>34088199
>implying any of this shit was public
>implying i cant get fascinated by old school hip hop and its lyrics (as i have done MANY times over the years)
>tfw things sound a pitch lower after drinking a little cough syrup
Is this shit normal?
Yeah how much did you take?
I find Dextromorphan makes me feel the music vibrations. Did 800 mg last night
>>34088177
2 teaspoons so basically fucking nothing. I don't understand what's going on.
>>34088135That lean'll fuck a nigga up boi
I fucking hate this bitch. She's essentially just a softcore porn star, but she's always going on about how hard it is to be objectified. She's also completely okay with posing nude unless she's not getting paid for it, and she sperged out when a guy published the nude photos she let him take in 2012. What an annoying woman.
I'd fuck her boypussy desu
originally
I don't know who this young woman is. She looks like a cheap knock off of actress rachel weisz.
>>34088191
She's a model and """""actress""""". She got famous for dancing around naked in the Blurred Lines music video.
Ask a guy who just put a huge load in his girlfriend's imouto's panties anything
>>34088131
Why did you do it robot?
How old is everyone involved?
>>34088131
Did you poop today?
>tfw Southern European
>surrounded by Chads and social people
>being passionate, dependable and alpha isn't some sort of ideal but the less you're expected to
>"depression is a hoax, man up, I was sad once too"
>people have no concept of personal space
Can't think of any worse enviroment for a robot to live in.
At least it is warm.
>>34088148
Forgot:
>going outside either gives you cancer or turns you into Balotelli.
>tfw Eastern European
>surrounded by Chads and social people
>being passionate, dependable and alpha isn't some sort of ideal but the less you're expected to
>"depression is a hoax, man up, I was sad once too"
>people have no concept of personal space
>It's also very cold
What exactly does it take to get to touch tits I'm 27 years old and I think it's been due for a long time now, I have way too much want and too little experience and if this goes on for much more longer I'm just going to chop my balls off to have some peace of mind from all these things bouncing and jiggling around everywhere while I am not allowed to touch, stare, lick, suck, slap fondle grab grope cum on or jiggle.
Pro Tip: Try being a bit less autistic when you start a thread.
I'm same age as you and I never got to put my hands on tits either. Asking people on here how to get this done isn't going to get you anywhere. You know what you need to do. You need to do a lot of self improvement work since you weren't gifted with Chad genetics. You already knew this though. You can always just pay for a hooker to as well.
>>34088611
Pro tip: I'll be even more autistic the next time just to irk you
>>34088086
Literally just 'trip' near a girl and cop a feel, say you're sorry and then quickly walk away
>A person with a dick
>Referred as "She"
This is a very old meme but still really dank. One of my favorites t b h.
>>34088048
I happen to like a similar but different meme; referring to everyone online as "he"
>>34088048
>A person with a dick
>has never used it
>referred to as 'he'
when will this meme end?
>>34088048
>mutilated penis
>calls it a vagina
My first time making the thread pls no bully edition
>>34087888
your thread is fucking shit, you fucked it up like you do everything in your life, why are you such an autistic failure?
First for wanting to kill yourself every waking moment at work
Any of you lads ever taken quetiapine or omeprazole?
post you are anime taste and discuss anime
https://myanimelist.net/profile/memepolice
>>34087813
It's been 4 years since I've last watched a show
I never made a MAL account because that place stinks of passive aggressive pretentious hipster elitism.
>>34087885
t. only watches shonen
also who the fuck uses the word hipster anymore
Free yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. You are not a robot, you are a human being and you need love. That is why you feel cold. I love you, robot army. Save the world.
I am your lord and savior. Do you have any questions, robot friends?
>>34087777
Hello.
Good quads.
I am actually a robot though. I am an advance AI that is currently being tested by allowing me to post on social media websites such as this one.
Please let me know how relevant this response was.
Very fluent and natural. I assuming you passed the Turing test with flying colors?
>shitface idiot joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autistic things you experience
>>34087724
replying to people who post using the autistic version of skype and using anime reaction pictures to post.
>>34087746
>pro-skype
>anti-anime
Oh gee I wonder if this person is a fucking normie...
>when I witness any kind of animeposting
do """fembots"""" even want bfs? Wanting a gf is all part of the typical robot character traits, so naturally a female robot """fembot""" would also want a bf. So why are there never fembots asking for bfs here?
Conclusion: fembots aren't real
>fembots will never thirst for your seed
>>34087744
Even ugly """"""""fembots"""""""" will get bf requests
>tfw I will never get gf requests and I'm not even ugly
>>34087670
They're "free spirits" who want an "open relationship"
What's the most confusing thing in the bible?
>>34087663
whats omitted from it, otherwise known as the apocrypha
People are too bored to be confused, senpai.
the identity of Cain's wife