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>>38351539
>fuck you high metabolism faggots.
Fat people have higher metabolisms.
You're just bad at accurately gauging the amount you eat.

>>38351563
I use a calorie counting app and I eat like 1500-1700 on average

Skinny shut-in here. So yes.

>>38351523
It's still Stacey. What is the name for alt Chad?

>>38351554
It's brad. Liberal arts brad

>>38351523
stop posting this ugly washed up used whore

op is probably fucking hideous

Bump for stories about traps domming people

>>38351521
>visiting hot trap cousin
>tell him I need to take a shit
>go to take it, forget to lock the door
>he swings it open just before I start
>begs me for my shit
>offers his DS in exchange
>I think he is weird as fuck but I want his DS
>lift myself off of the toilet
>he lies down, I squat over his mouth
>he starts rimming me with the nub of the shit poking out
>I actually get into it, his rimming getting me hard
>start rubbing his little cock while I groan and strain
>eventually start to push the monster shit out
>he moans gently as it reaches his mouth
>it stays unbroken, going right from me to him
>finally get done, he's still swallowing the last segment of it
>turn around and start fucking his face
>he loves it, choking himself on my shit-stained cock
>I take it out and blow a huge load right on his face
>He licks it up and tells me he loves me, and I'm his favorite cousin
>We do this all the time until our family moved away from there
>Still "visit" cousin every now and then

don't have any myself so bump

>>38351510
but you're a sandnigger

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God just seeing this makes me hyperventilate. I wish I had a girl like her to cuddle with.

>>38351510
join you in what? mishandling expensive electronics?

>>38351495
We laugh at comp sci nerds

>>38351495
They talk about who took more and bigger dicks to status signal, as well as how to get more free shit off orbiters

They get naked and vompare their boobies, then, after kissing eachother on the mouth, they go on the streets and kidnap a lonely beta to torture. They eat his corpse before going home to their nice warm beds and beta cuck husbands

Sill-E-con: The Element
Sill-E-cone: The product

Sil-uh-cone

>>38351502
thank you

I've been calling everything related con for years.

too try and seem like she isnt just fishing for compliments and attention seeking

>>38351421
It's called empowering yourself, honey

I never understood why people thought being a boss is cool

You are still a slave to work and you are the designated asshole who yells at everyone.

>>38351418

Your inner turmoil is caused by your emotional wants being unfulfilled, leading you to believe it would be better if you could somehow just find an "off" switch to your emotions.

This is erroneous for a number of reasons. Psychopathy or Anti-social personality disorder is a mental illness with severe harmful implications for ones life and mental state. It's not an emotional off switch or a tool for life advancement. Contrary Psychopaths are most commonly unemployed, suicidal, drug abusers or self harmers.

But that's beside the point. Whats important is how we fix what's wrong with you. How we pinpoint the cause of your problems and alleviate them.

You want a quick fix. An "off switch."
Mental health and happiness however is more like creating sand art. Wiping away the bad, and starting again until you find what's right. It's a long process but it can yield great results.

>>38351418

I'll emphasise again, wanting to achieve psychopathy, (if it were even possible) would be akin to wanting to throw your car in a lake because the upholstery was stained. I'm sure technically the upholstery wouldn't have that particular stain anymore but the entire car would now be almost irreparably damaged.

To carry the metaphor further what you need is a "cleaning professional" and there are even some things you can do yourself to remove the stains that are troubling you.

>>38351418
Brain damage can cause it actually.

But it's the sociopaths that are in control of their lives. Psychopaths have no impulse control so they get caught easy.

1. Why do you refer to him as them?
2. Why be such a dick?

>>38351562
It is how I talk. I just am doing my job sir.

Is this a thinly veiled wage cuck thread?

If he didn't get his offer in writing he had it coming.

>>38351392
I want to live a boring life with the least human contact as possible.

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>>38351392
>to be the one that throws you in a military prison and tortures you physically, emotionally...

...and sexually.

>>38351392
>I want to
>not
>I will
You won't get anywhere in life.

what are you learning then?

>>38351606
I'm really stuck between Japanese and German, I'm deaf so I'm only going to bother learning how to write and read

Japanese:

+Very useful
+Autist points

-Apparently very difficult

German

+Mother's side of family is german
+Looks cool
+Same grammar as English

-Positives aren't as good as Japanese

I have months of free time and need something to do with it before my brain dies from boredom. Hmmmmmm

>>38351740
Nope, you're learning mandarin, get to it bud.
Start by reading the Daodejing and Zhuangzi.

summer bilson and seth cohen for life

>>38351350
Gossip girl is better but...Californiaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>38351509
lol? the OC is original and way real
gossip girl is dumb.

>>38351160
I watched that shit all the time in between 13 and 15, and I still kek. I'm a bad example though since I've legitimately been diagnosed with mild aspergers and ADHD so yeah you're autistic homie, enjoy the Ritalin while you can :^)

I think it's an ADD/ADHD thing I found the Spongebob YTPs fucking hilarious. Spingebills Homosexual Christmas is bookmarked on my computer. Underwear by the YTer
Pelo is also pretty funny.

>>38351612
I like Syrim YTP for some reason, not those shitty GamerPoop ones who stopped being funny years ago, Ulfric visits the Grey quarter is one I like, I also like The Eldest Scrolls IIV: SKRIM, and plunge skyrim into sauce along with Znarftarf the Orc Barbarian haha I'm a manchild and it makes me very depressed :-D

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I haven't had a real conversation with anyone in years.

At work with like 10, but that is work related or break time banter.
Privately? With one contact only.

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Tahats normel rigthhguys

>>38351090
holy jesus fuck that's hot
someone please do that to me
zambz#6205

>>38351163
Do you like dom traps?

>>38351184
i do not like dom traps
female(female) is a must.