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Is this the most god-tier supplement a human could take?

I've been on this four four days and I swear to God I feel like a brand-new human being.
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Jarrow formula is shit
Buy liquid b12 instead of sublingual
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>>37958352
B-12 made me sad when I was on medication but I'm off it now I might try it again
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>>37958352
UK lads post the best one I can buy from Amazon

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-blocks your path-

"where do you think you're goin,' whyteboi?"

what do you do?
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>>37958331
Day of the rope, can't be late to hang your family shaniqua.

white washed nigress are my fetish tho...
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>>37958331
Teleport behind her and do a German suplex
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>>37958331
The same thing I said last time this goddess was posted.

>Offer her $50 to kick me in the balls as hard as she can.

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>he imagined playing music over the intercom while shooting up the school
What song was it?
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>pumped up kicks
duh
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Benny hill theme
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPfnj8_4W4
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Probably closer by the chainsmokers because that will be whats playing on the radio/Pandora at the time

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>Be me
>6/10 white male IT wageslave
>Live in tiny apt in shitty part of town
>qt and her bf move in two floors below me
>bf is 9/10 and "has a big heart" but is a total loser
>Deals weed out of their place
>gf and I have talked a few times, we exchanged numbers, nothing too serious, we're friends I guess
>Autistic online research reveals they are both on probation
>pic related is bf's terms, if he violates probation its a mandatory 90 days in jail, its his second DWI, fucking retard normie
>devious planning ensues
>An anonymous tip to the local PD combined with sprinkling some weed in front of his place should be all it takes to get him locked up for 3 months
>Become shoulder to cry on
>Become more than that, loser is stuck in jail while I move in on his gf

Am I a bad person? Is this even possible? I just want a qt gf.
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I'm at work, posting this so I can view it later.

Remember OP. How you get her is how you will lose her.
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>>37958277
Just do it you fag. If you really think you have it all figured out and it will end the way you want, what do you have to lose?

Stop larping and get to work you faggot.
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>>37958277
how the fuck can you call someone else a "total loser" and be plotting to do some shit like this? fucking kill yourself, honestly.

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looking for some /comfy/ time, but no /comfy/ thread? we got you covered. post, share and collect comfy, anytime. please bump the thread with any comfy you got, stay /comfy/

discordapp.com/invite/KVtjnYp
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these threads are probably one of my favourite parts of this website.
we need more /comfy/ posters
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>>37958270
i absolutely agree, i there is one thing i dont regret spending my time on when visitig 4chan its /comfy/
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>>37958776
we have really good comfy threads on /bant/ every couple of days, if you didn't know

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Why aren't you making it so womyn can't have kids?
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>>37958195

I'm ready to impregnate avwoman any time any place. It's not my fault they don't want me.
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The nerve of these cunts.
How about abolishing your thieving laws, you fucking sluts?
Behaving like wife material is a reacheable change that would help you a lot in being a mother earlier!
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Because this world is a living nightmare; a real-life horror movie.

Spoiler alert: You fucking die at the end, and so does everyone else.

Reproduction is the crime from which all other crimes follow.

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WILL YOU ROASTIES STOP FUCKING SHITPOSTING ALREADY. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ASSHOLES

Why won't the Janitors ban them!??! Everytime we get a good thread going they shit it up at an attempt of memeing or they just like to insult people who put effort in their posts to bring us down to their level of vapidness.
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>>37958081
the janitors wont ban them because they're just as bad as the roasties themselves
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>>37958081
>implying it's not the screeching autists who spam every other thread that shit up the board
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>>37958204
Implying it's not the faggots who constantly spam about being faggots that shit up the board.

Roasties, faggots and traps are ningen and should leave this board.

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Riddle me this Batman! Why are boxers like factory workers?
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They all want to die.
I used to work in a factory it had me thinking suicidal thoughts.
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WRONG! That's one guess out of 3. Let's hope the next one is from our dear Dark Knight.
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Gloves?
org

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>lol just go to a prostitute dude
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>tfw considering getting an escort for an hour

Prostitution is fully legal where I live, all I have to worry about is not getting stabbed or robbed.
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gonna try one after next paycheck tbqh
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>tfw 27
>decided to just give up at 30 and just fuck prostitutes from then on
Good plan?

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Anyone else here seen the slow motion shotgun blast to the head ISIS videos? It's pretty brutal, link below.

http://www.miscopy.com/708/isis/isis-shotgun-execution-slow-motion/
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>>37957953
I wish stuff like that would still affect me
I just feel nothing
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>>37957981
The internet has numbed us
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That one guys fucking exploded

That must suck to feel

>"Daddy, I want to play video games! Will you play with me?"
What do you do?
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I ask her where are her parents and eventually call the cops.
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Are you implying that i will have sex with woman? Nice
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>>37957940
Okay. What game?

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>This is someone's son.
Where did it all go so wrong?
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when hitler lost wwii
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shitty boob job
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>>37957936
I'm not sure how I would feel, but it'd be better than he was a failed trap

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I-its not real...is it anons
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It's real in theory but in practice it's not actually as passive as it looks. It requires building an audience to buy your stuff and that requires hard work.
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>>37957869
It's not. Interest is usually lower than inflation and bonds are only slightly higher than it.
If you are really rich it is viable if you maintain a constant vigilance on the market, but at this point it's not really "passive".
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>>37957869
throw your money in VTSAX

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>last three weekends
>Busy weekends of drinking
>Nights out, weddings etc
>Come Sunday, feel bad man
>Tired, anxious, depressed
>Zero motivation
>Dreading work Monday, feel like Wana kill self
>Start to feel normal again only on Thursday

This weekend

>Very little drinking
>Had a glass of wine Friday, and one Saturday
>Enough for my body to handle without bad withdrawal symptoms
>Feels good man
>Do a long hike Saturday, go for a walk and coffee Sunday
>Get loads done, feel motivated
>Productivity increase
>Prep food for gym this week, cook a nice dinner
>Generally feed good, focused, motivated, not worried about work
>Actually don't mind that I have to work tomorrow

Seriously, just cut out or seriously reduce your drink intake. The last three weekends I felt like shit on the Sunday and the start of the week. Feel great now and it's Sunday. The only difference is no drinking, especially beer.

Try it yourself anon, just don't drink one weekend and see how you feel.
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>>37957867
What if I don't drink and still feel like offing myself?
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I never drink alcohol. How does this help me?
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That's nice but it won't last, you'll be depressed again in a day or so and the urge to drink will come back. I get those motivational highs from time to time, just to come crashing down. Reality is life sucks and it ain't getting any better kiddo.

starting my first day of work after a year of being NEET, i already feel miserable. How can people not be miserable when stuck in a 9-5?
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some people are just born to be slaves
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>>37957817
Go work at McDonald
>check in
>go to McDonald play place
>hide in slide
>sleep for a few hrs
>wake up and sign out
>nobody suspects a thing because we are overstaffed and constantly busy
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At least give it a chance, Jesus nigger
Once you get your first paycheck you'll see the reward of your efforts, assuming you aren't cucked to death by child support or something. And who knows, maybe you'll make done friends or even get a gf.

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