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Check-Em
Amazed?
Don't waste your breath
I know you are! you are in the presence of a god after all.
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>>37824485
Nah That was just a test here's the magic.
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That's pretty damn weak, son.
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Check duh dubs you nubs.
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>jerk off to traps everday
>can't fap to regular women
>overtime traps become boring too
>can't fap to traps anymore
>try to get into more taboo fetishes
>don't work
>keep fapping because im bored
>it's not that good
anyone know this feel. i dont feel anything when i see a woman in porn, but if there's a cute girl in my physical vicinity i get aroused because of pheremones
pic related, i literally cant fap to this
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i dont remember the last time i jerked off to a vagina
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>>37824407
oh id like to add, i cant fap to like 99% of traps `
some look too feminine, others look too masculine
i have to find like a happy balance that makes me feel *slightly* uncomfortable with the masculinity but not disgusted with it to where i can't be aroused by it
for example, natalie mars
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>>37824407
ths is the reason you do nofap and noporn
to slow down degeneration
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>A-anon, we are all sweaty and sore from walking around town today, your sis told us you had a foot fetish, do you wanna massage and lick our feet clean ? ;)
what do?
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I don't have a sister or a foot fetish. I might do it because I'm desperate for female attention though desu.
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>>37824393
I'd lay coach-chasing with the right hand side one. There is enough space for my ass there.
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Wow every day this footfag creates these same fucking threads
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>tfw your first exposure to 4chan that wasn't just general mid-2000s internet culture on newgrounds or similar sites was in 2011/2012 via a combination of /r/4chan screencaps + subreddits for edgy pictures and you didn't even go to /b/ until a year later
>tfw after 4 months on /b/ you bounced around /a/, /v/, /g/, /fit/, and /jp/
>tfw you pretended to not be a completely cancerous underage newfag around people and they believed it
>tfw your only friends are anonymous posters on 4chan and if they knew who you actually were they would hate you and want you to kill yourself
>tfw you only identify and get along with the older posters even though you're years younger than them and haven't experienced any of the same things they did solely because the majority of them are just as cynical and depressed as you
>tfw you could have started browsing 4chan in 2011 if you had just spent more time on the computer instead of playing video games and saved yourself from most of this constant stress
>tfw you've pretended to be an oldfag for 2 years and have spent countless hours reading up on imageboard history and reading through archived posts as well as saving images with old filenames to make the illusion seem so real you actually believe it most of the time
>tfw even on 4chan you'll never fit in just being yourself and by the time you're the age you pretend to be all the older posters will have moved on and all the younger posters will have changed the atmosphere of imageboards into something you hate
>tfw you literally have suicidal thoughts over this and lie in bed awake at night wracked with guilt at the fact that you're just an imposter, that everyone you've ever talked to online would hate you if they knew the truth, and that there will never be a place for you among the oldfags, the newfags, or anywhere inbetween
I hope in a few years I'll look back on this and laugh because I've found a place to belong in the 2020s but my hopes aren't high. I think I have depression.
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>>37824381
chill out and fap to traps my man.
You're an oldfag once you've been here regularly for 2 years.
I lurked and read up on all the history at encyclopedia dramatica before coming on here after 18.
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>>37824432
>you're an oldfag once you've been on here for 2 years
Lmao are you for real?. I've been on here for 6 years and I would def not consider myself an oldfag.
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nigga what the fuck
its literally jsut a stupid taiwanese hieroglyphs BBS
calm down
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So what is a fast painless and cheap way to suicide?
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Living day to day and learning to adapt to adulthood
Oh wait
>fast
>painless
>cheap
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tie a bag around your head and tie your hands so that you cant pull the bag off your head
you'll eventually black out from lack of oxygen and die a painless death
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
>A survivor of this method usually needs intensive care to manage the temporarily impaired oxygen capacity of the blood, and may have permanent brain damage caused by cerebral hypoxia.
Surviving a suicide must be awful
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How do I get a passport?
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>>37824343
Register for one, dumbass.
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if you live in america just go apply in the post office, shit is over 200 dollars though and if you dont get expedited it takes forever to get
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>>37824343
you have to go to Passport to get the pass-port
so you can travel through the Pass Port gates (tm)
duhhh.
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How much Paracetam is too much Paracetam?
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>>37824341
I don't think you can take too much *Piracetam but at a point it won't do much more.
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>>37824341
3 grams
and learn to use google
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>>37824383
4g actually
http://www.health.harvard.edu/pain/acetaminophen-safety-be-cautious-but-not-afraid
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This is a doggo and kitter images thread. Pls post your dogger and cat images here thank you
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>>37824292
But anon that's a multi-tailed fox, not a pupper
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my kind of thread
ill be posting for a while
starting with maximum qtness
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>>37824385
Thanks for your contribution Anon it's greatly appreciated
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*blocks your path*
*giggles* where are you going anon?
can we come too? *giggles*
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Ask them if they have ever had there assholes rimmed? No. It feels great, lets head back to my apt
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>>37824260
I'm going to the toilet. Please don't follow me.
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>>37824260
>Hold on *fumbles through large ring of archaic keys*
>"Ah here we are"
>*thrusts dusty key into the dusty lock*
>"Now wait here"
>*Vanishes into the shadowy room"
>*Emerges from the dark on the motorized scooter dressed as felix argyle sweet spots under tits appearing and gut hanging out dragon dildo in basket*
>"Heh"
>*breathes in heavily*
>"Lets begin"
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Be the biggest newfag you can in one thread.
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>>37824217
[Spoiler]ok[/Spoiler]
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I don't see what's wrong with hookup culture
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>>37824217
Hey r9k brahs, I'm having relationship problems with my gf and I thought this would be the perfect board to announce this too, but yeah fuck those normies XD
kissless virgin here i am so much in love with this girl but she thinks i am a vermin
it hurts so much what the fuck to do I ate xanax it didn't help me much, i became drunk it was only worse
I see her everyday it is killing me what to do if I don't want to kill myself
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>>37824113
forget girls bro.
Traps are the new hotness desu.
I know you want it.
Have you considered becoming the girl because girls don't want you?
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>>37824184
b-but traps are gay anon
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>>37824226
science says otherwise
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Anyone else go to the laundramat to steal dirty panties? I've been arrested twice for this.
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>>37824042
>I've been arrested twice for this
Fucking amateur...
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>>37824042
I used to.
What were the charges? Just Theft id imagine.
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>>37824042
>Anyone else go to the laundramat to steal dirty panties?
only worthless beta males do degenerate shit like this.
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Did I fuck up? I have nothing in my bio
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Yeah probably, did she ghost you? If not then you should bant better
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>>37824020
Look at your responses. Do you really even need to ask? Jesus, you're autistic
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>>37824020
>I see no need for it
pretty autistic phrasing there OP. What kind of person are you trying to come across as, some kind of deep intellectual?
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>mfw once genetic engineering is matured and widely available for humans, males are going to die off because the y chromosome makes them genetically inferior and there's no reason for them to exist
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Thank God. Then no man will ever have to deal with women's insufferable personalities again.
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>>37824015
Thinly veiled bait thread by a beta cuck/roastie.
Don't worry artificial wombs will replace women
and there will be no reason for you to exist.
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>>37824015
exactly. In the mean time males can crossdress and take hormone replacement therapy to be as close to a girl as possible
>>37824081
This is also a possibility.
Then trap relationships will be able to reproduce
Holy shit guys I actually fucking did it i'm still shaking right now
>be me at 2:00 AM
>be tired off my ass
>see my mom in her underwear
>too fucking tired to care
>walk up to her and say "Hey beautiful wanna have some sex?"
>she notices i'm really tired and thinks nothing of it and tells me to go to bed
>she goes to the bathroom to unclog the toilet
>I can see her ass as I walk by
>the hornyness gets to me and my dick is diamonds
>thisismyfuckingchance.png
>start dry humping her and say "we both want this"
>she doesn't say anything
>pull her panties down
>take out my dick
>forcefully push my dick into her pussy hole
>Let out a giant moan as if I just slayed the dragon in Valhalla
>her ass is the perfect masturbation toy it keeps bouncing off and on again on my dick
>it's too much for me to handle
>immediately cum inside her and say "that was great"
>go to bed right after
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>>37824005
>Let out a giant moan as if I just slayed the dragon in Valhalla
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raping your mom :thinking:
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>>37824146
>raping
She didn't say no or try to stop me.