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>>35475778
That looks like my old school. Hylands.

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>>35476116
>Hylands

Richfag

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>>35476210
*throws rocks at it*

Just btfo fucking vain brainlet.

>>35475771
Are you a girl (male)? That's the only kind of acceptable scenario.

Your not alone op, after I'm done tapping I send the videos to gay kik setting forums along with the vid of me Cumming .
I still tell myself I'm not gay

GOMAD

No but in all seriousness what kind of type of workout you're looking for? You just can't say 'lol I'm a skinny manlet I want to get fit'

SS/SL is really good, the hard part is getting the technique good. Start running if you can, otherwise walk, on days you dont train. Watch lots of youtube, read starting strenght and ask someone at your gym who seems knowlegdable, preferablyt someone old. They wont laugh, we have all been there.

>>35475828
No matter what end goal is, it's always about building muscle. Muscle is the foundation of a physique, no matter what you want to do with it later on. As such, a basic strength routine is the way to start off.

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>>35475755
>How do secular humanists cope with death?
by welcoming the end

>>35475755
They dont

They are all brain dead sjws and liberals who want everyone to be nice to them so they dont have to face the reality of the grave.

>>35475770
Edgy nihilists are not really secular humanists tho. Secular humanists are specifically atheists of the liberal dipshit variety

Why does that chihuahuas left arm look like a beagle's?

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What's the conversion process, anon? How do I become a gay?

>>35475661
You faggots keep saying it's not a choice.
Well, it's not a choice.

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>>35475605
>why haven't you stood up for something important?
I'm a vegan btw

>muh world peace
>beats his wife and emotionally abuses julian

john was a piece of shit

>>35475605
it's just a meme, no point in wasting your life for something you don't care about

>>35475597
It was fueled by liberal outrage. It made him strong and gave him life again.

He never died, just got molested my normies

Then it is agreed. Make everything Alt-Right

Reminder hide, sage and report faggot threads.

>>35475585
You're not straight. You're at least bisexual, otherwise you wouldn't be doing this. Again.

>>35475696
I mean you might be right, I might have some sliver of homo in me, but I'm not attracted to this guy at all. It's just that sex is kinda fun and feels good, and I can't attract females.

Also I just want to be reminded that I'm good enough for fucking desu.

>tfw insecure

>>35475539
Yes, I would enjoy watching you humiliate yourself on video.

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>>35475539

I'm 6'6" and unironically screech at people when it's just me and no one else, just to see how they react. I don't do it in an aggressive way, just messing with their mind. Do this.

>>35475539
I would love that. Those type of videos are hilarious

I want to do it and I live near IV
>>35475655
That is the whole point of social experiment videos

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>>35475458
people NEED to know the truth

DO NOT LET THEM CENSOR THIS

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>>35475657
>DO NOT LET THEM CENSOR THIS
ok

Move on. Also hire a hooker. It's worth it.

>>35475452
If you wait too long to make a move, they sense that

you seem fucking weak when it takes too long

it's happened to me too many times, so just make a move when you feel a connection, okay?

Have you escalted any of your contact with touch or tickles? Without that touch they put you in the friend zone. I wouldn't message her again, and if you sounded desperate or needy in your texts. Its probz over. I wouldn't contact her for awhile maybe 3-4 weeks. Then send her a text of something fun you guys did together

>and today we have the world's smartest man who's here to tell us the simple secret to immortality

10 minutes later
>UH UH UH JOESEF JAMAL RODRIGUIZ WAS THE BEST MIOUI THAI FIGHTER DUDE EVER HIS LEG GUARD ARM SWEEPS WERE KILLER

>>35475417
>Jamie pull that up
>It says traps are gay

>was

did she become a saint recently or something?

yo tyrone you got any fried chicken

Good taste, Tyrone.

Where is NBA 2k17 wannabe nigger

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good goy, pay us to listen to your problems, we can't fix anything but talking is very healthy yes yes

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>be me
>be rich successful psychologist
>listen to people bitch and moan for money, give them common sense advice, get paid
>whofallsforthismeme.jpg
>5'5 manlet walks in one day
>with his mom
>idontgetpaidenoughforthis.png
>get out medieval torture device to stretch him to acceptably height
>many bones are broken, refer him to fellow bone surgeon
>"that'll be 500$ for the check up, ma'am"
>go back to fapping to futa

Don't. Worry. It's happened to me before. Cum can dry. I thought it might start growing since it looks like a slime but it just goes away leaving a slight crust behind. You can blow on it to speed things up.

Nut again

Oregano

>>35475429
And your parents will know EXACTLY what it is.
>>35475337
What's the fabric?