I really like watching the aftermath of bukkake or women drinking disgusting amounts of semen. I also enjoy seeing terrible videos of women "cooking" while naked.
What kind of things do you like seeing naked women do?
>>38858980
thats a dude my bro
>>38859005
>thats a dude my bro
I have strong doubts
>>38859005
>he's never seen a milky cat video
The Japanese are literally the only race pushing the boundaries of what porn can be.
that kid thread
> that kid who put an egg in the cafeteria microwave and screamed like a banshee when it exploded
> that kid would scream like a banshee and everybody ear
> that can you scream like a banshee in your ear so you punch him in the face
> the kid who "broke" his arm while playing the piano resulting in all pianos being banned from the school
> that kid who got suspended for bringing a keytar to school because it counted as a piano
>That kid who sent hentai to the school library printer everyday
> that male librarian who was caught faping to the printed out hentai
> that kid who smashed a computer but was never punished because he was retarded
That kid who fell off the water tower
>that kid who fucked the teacher
>the kid who wore a trenchcoat to school
>the kid who came in his crush's fries and forced her to eat them
>that kid who showed of their self harm cuts and says that they got into a fight
Who here hates their mom.
>She is always bitching and nagging unless my dad is home.
>She always complains how I don't have a gf and insults me for nit dressing like some Disney Channel Prep
>Constantly complains about everywhere we go, unless we go to the mall
>She always complains about thr food we eat anywhere. Even the high tier restaurants she always bitches about the little things
>I can't criticise her one bit without being threaten to slapped.
>She always acts like she has it hard even though she works a white collar job while my dad is in the military and I work as a part time firefighter and go to uni studying engineering
>She calls me stupid on a day to day basis even though I am cleary smarter than her
>She votes democrat
>She spoils her self with a bmw and complains how she doesn't have a nice car
I cannot wait to finish school and leave this household once and for all. Either that or my dad can hopefully divorce her.
>>38858893
Nice Jeff
Mind if I download him?
>>38859048
Of course friend.
My problem is the oppposite.
My Mother is too nice that it hasn't pushed me to become a man. She just puts up with me being a 23 year old neet and does everything I ask her to
Does /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?
My girlfriend loves me very much but I know that I can't satisfy her sexually with my 4", premature ejaculating penis. Our love-making sessions usually last under 2 minutes and that's with me going really slowly. I tried going fast and hard like in porn but usually ended up cumming under 30 seconds. She always kisses me and reassures me after I cum that it's fine but deep down, I know that's she's not satisfied.
We started looking for bulls together, they had to be successful, well-groomed and of course; well endowed. We met him at the hotel and I went back home while my wife spent the night with him. I lied in bed with the hardest boner I've ever had and kept leaking precum. About 2 hours later, the bull had sent my girlfriend home. My girlfriend told me that she felt uncomfortable about staying over with the bull because she loved me. She noticed that I was hard and started telling me how great the sex was. She took off my pants and started stroking me, this time; I came even quicker than usual and ended up cumming lots instead of the pathetic dribble I usually had.
Eventually, our bull would let me watch them have sex while I held my girlfriend's hand. I always took a kneeling position on the floor when I came to my hand while my girlfriend came to our bull's cock.
I started going shopping with her and picked out several outfits and lingerie that I'd like to see her in while our bull took her. To my surprise, she had bought additional sets that were for me. We had matching outfits now!
Our bull commented that I looked sweet but my hard cock "struggling" to protrude from my panties was a turn off. My girlfriend's solution for that was a cage Our bull didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it. She told me to make it slutty and she gave me instructions. So now I was dressed as a woman, including lingerie; I wore slutty make up and had my cock in a cage. My girlfriend loved it and so did I. We were more like sisters now. She even had me shopping with her for some more feminine things like jewellery. I had my ears pierced twice and my bellybutton pierced too. She told me she was considering getting me a tramp stamp tattoo too but hadn't found the right design for me yet.
We started sharing the bull and taking turns with each other. Still, my girlfriend never contacted the bull without my permission and I didn't contact him without hers either. Our relationship continued great and we were more in love than before.
>>38858833
>Does /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?
>
>My girlfriend loves me very much but I know that I can't satisfy her sexually with my 4", premature ejaculating penis. Our love-making sessions usually last under 2 minutes and that's with me going really slowly. I tried going fast and hard like in porn but usually ended up cumming under 30 seconds. She always kisses me and reassures me after I cum that it's fine but deep down, I know that's she's not satisfied.
>
>We started looking for bulls together, they had to be successful, well-groomed and of course; well endowed. We met him at the hotel and I went back home while my wife spent the night with him. I lied in bed with the hardest boner I've ever had and kept leaking precum. About 2 hours later, the bull had sent my girlfriend home. My girlfriend told me that she felt uncomfortable about staying over with the bull because she loved me. She noticed that I was hard and started telling me how great the sex was. She took off my pants and started stroking me, this time; I came even quicker than usual and ended up cumming lots instead of the pathetic dribble I usually had.
>
>Eventually, our bull would let me watch them have sex while I held my girlfriend's hand. I always took a kneeling position on the floor when I came to my hand while my girlfriend came to our bull's cock.
>I started going shopping with her and picked out several outfits and lingerie that I'd like to see her in while our bull took her. To my surprise, she had bought additional sets that were for me. We had matching outfits now!
nobody is gonna read all this
>>38858919
You cared enough to quote it!
I used to make fun of lacties but now I am one. Why do all the fun things get taken away in life
>foreskin
>head hair
>dairy
>>38858821
Can't you fix this just by eating raw yogurt? It's not like you're genetically inferior like 60% of the world.
I used to make fun of fatties relentlessly but then I got sick and put on some medications that made me bloat up fast as hell. I am still on them and I can't lose this weight
hate fatties so god damn much
You can just buy these capsules that contain the enzyme (lactase?) Take one or two before your meal and you're good. You can even open them and just pour the stuff into your food, it is tasteless. Lactose intolerance really isnt that big a deal
Anyone else find video game girls more attractive than rl girls? And it kinda ruins rl girls for you
>>38858811
>Anyone else find video game girls more attractive than rl girls?
lol, no virgin
>>38858840
This. Anime girls are superior
>>38858811
they obviously are more attractive, because they're intentionally made to incarnate the ideal of female beauty, impossible to achieve for a mere human being.
also, vaginas are disgusting irl.
>Ah, anon! What are you doing home so early?!
What part of the body is being fucked?
She has some big balls
>>38858808
the cum bladder orifice
>tfw that guy posted the cool sunglasses over a 100 times and disappeared and you still have no husky
ONE OF YOU HAS TO HAVE ONE JUST GIVE IT ALREADY
*gives up prize huskies*
well you're in luck because i sexually identify as a husky
*grooowwl*
*sniff sniff*
*awooooooooooo*
*nuzzlenuzzle*
You mean kakyoinsunglasses, I thought he was still going?
Just do it robots, even in death Chad will win
how can a brain aneurysm kill in seconds but a bullet to the side of the head or forehead you can live through? elliot rodger died from a bullet to the head but some have survived
would it be instant aiming for the forehead? i wouldnt ever do it but like to know
>>38858729
>Chadaver can't even get it up but he gets Necro-stacey pregnant
>>38858778
A bullet to the head could just pass through and not destroy anything vital, you have to destroy the brain stem to terminate life functions
Alright guys its time to make the Robot card pack, submit your ideas.
Let's all laugh at the ______ that never learns anything, tee hee hee.
Guess what? Yeah, ____ fucked his mom again
Hey, what's with all these _____ coming here to take our jobs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8gU6fcs4tU
>Are you looking for some tips on how to make your voice sexier, or sound more confident when telling stories or talking to people? This video will teach you a couple ways to improve your voice (at least in your opinion) by teaching you about voice tonality, ideophones, and sound symbolism. Voice tonality plays a big role in how others perceive you. Learn more about the 3 different tonalities that you speak in and which ones you should avoid.
>Something else that helps is listening to your voice. I used to think my voice sounded so weird, but after hours and hours of messing up in scripts, editing scripts, and listening to my own videos, it's normal and I gained a whole lot of confidence in my voice and how I speak. Narrating things, just for practice, helps me articulate things much better, and in turn has greatly increased my speaking skills. After I tell a story a couple times, you get more confident in telling it, anticipating how people will receive it, and what parts to emphasize and what parts not to. Talking, telling stories, and just having a conversation is like any other skill, practice and proper knowledge on the subject will help immensely. Check out the Bouba Kiki Effect, or ideasthesia for more information on these topics.
Have you robots tried to fractionally improve your lives in the comfort and safety of your homes?
Yeah
Doing jaw exercises, face exercises, weight lifting, kegels and voice exercises
>>38858678
They don't help. They never help. They are only there to sell you shit. Don't fall for it, robots.
>>38858678
Of you have to watch these you're already screwed
They probably are counter productive by you trying you're probably making it worse
I've watched this shit about 100 times in the last week
https://youtu.be/5vWLSZBCnGE?t=24
how come we don't get cute ads like this in the US?
Can anyone translate?
I wasn't sure about this commercial until the rap part. Pretty cute.
>>38858631
We don't have this shit because we're not all kpop loving faggots who would love anything as long as it's "kawaii desu nee"
And we wonder why korean men are all beta looking traps.
>>38858753
I actually fucking hate kpop and South Korea
South Korea is an evil country and I don't support them. I feel like South Korea antagonizes Japan and I like japan more.
I just thought it was a cute video. That's all.
How old were you when you realized you aren't the hero?
By divine and unholy right i am the hero of this era. Everything i do is blessed by the gods and devils of hell and nothing can or will make me think otherwise.
I'm the anti-hero the world doesn't need but they'll have anyway
Since childhood I knew that I was nothing but a random NPC. I'm not important enough to be a hero or a villain.
>2017
>not taking cold showers
Are you just unaware of all the benifits or chose to make yourself live a worse life? It's not too late to start, c'mon Anon; take those cold showers!
>>38858568
Where the fuck do you get cold water? I take them in the winter sometimes, though it's annoying since it's already cold during that time.
>>38858568
Where the fuck are you from wheee you don't get cold water? Cold water is more common than hot and it costs less to heat up, are you just disabled?
>>38858674
Was this meant for the above reply?
Anyway, in Arizona. We only get it here around wintertime. Currently I get lukewarm water out of the tap.
Why does tetris have so many tranny speedrunners? why are they all so fuckable?
>>38858565
Did tetris make them trannies. or is it something else about it?
>speedrunners
tetris ends?
>>38858828
yes! https://youtu.be/PeNB4w99FiY?t=1h21m18s