hi chaps
first for greggs
can't be fucked with tomorrow.
When I was a NEET I didn't vote labour
Discuss anything penis related.
Do you like your penis?
If you're a woman, what kind of penis would you like to have?
when the penis comes
I feel pressure
Don't feel vagina
I wanna feel penis
You said could you, touch this penis for me
I said sure, I'll suck it anyway
When I go hoooooome I tend to suck the cock
I never wanted mooooooooore
So cum in me, can't u see
I don't have
Penis on my mind, penis on my mind
I do it for
I do it for the penis
I do it for the penis
>>36873383
I love my penis
Been taking pygeum and soy lecithin. I have huge loads and lots of precum.
Have some saw palmetto coming in the mail, that should make me produce even more precum.
I'm doing this so that when I eventually get a gf into pegging, I'll continuously leak precum while getting pegged
my penis is 5"5' and curves to the left like a scimitar
will women laugh
Is there a job that I can do from home where I can earn 4 bucks an hour? I don't need anymore than that right now. None that require a degree.
Gold farming, quest grinding, boosting services
Buy a server and host websites
Rent a server and host websites
>>36873140
Grindr son you know what to do
4 bucks an hour? Fuck me m8 I wish I only had to make that much. Once mummy kicks me out I need to earn 10 just to barely keep myself alive.
(pic related is what I'm looking for).
Can you spot the difference between the two rappers in this image?
One is a talented, authentic, and unaffected artist who puts his very soul into the music he creates while at the same time self-innovating and generating soundscapes which evoke the very spirit of a generation.
The other is Kendrick Lamar
>>36872920
>rapper
>talented
Sorry you lost me.
Oh fugg I thought it was chance
>rap
>music
you are retarded
Favorite vidya thread
I was late to the vidya thread last night but I did see some fellow anons talking about TEW. This game is so vastly under-appreciated. Anyone else here a fan of it?
I might try TEW again now that I'm on PC, and I can do the developers' job to make it run properly.
The Dead Space series is my favorite now that it's very clear that Nintendo isn't interested in exploring the lore of the Zelda series they've created. Instead they just throw out new games to stay afloat hoping to keep up with current gaming trends, or old games with more shaders and new textures.
>>36873007
Dead Space is great. 1 & 2 are amazing. I was always a bit pissed about the route they took with 3.
As far as Nintendo goes, I know your pain but perhaps moreso. You see, I'm a metroidfag.
>>36872883
Pic related. Game oozes comfy and I've always found the subject matter interesting.
This is your fault as much as it is /pol/'s
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/08/us/pepe-the-frog-comic.html?ribbon-ad-idx=8&rref=us&_r=0
>>36872562
all hail blepe
Pepe exists in multiple realities
>>36872562
>Matt Furie's pussy-ass SavePepe plot falls flat on its dick
>Furie had a tardrage and kills a fictional character
The nazis would have gotten bored with Pepe, but now he's died on enemy territory.
And everybody knows- if you kill your enemies,they win.
Is it okay for boys to wear lipstick too??
>>36871101
Depends on who you ask but I'd say so. As long as you're cute or enjoy yourself it shouldn't matter.
>>36871101
Only if your girlfriend or sister puts it on you. Preferably a girlfriend-sister.
>>36871146
OR girlfriend-brother.
>be me, at age 20
>get first girlfriend ever, date her for five years
>first and only real friend I've ever had
>plan on asking her to marry me
>she leaves me in a horrible way
>take it well at first, start working on self-improvement again and getting my life in order
>wallow in bitterness and hatred of women
>watching porn constantly, masturbating five times a day
>begin becoming physically attracted to men, lose physical attraction to women entirely
>freak the fuck out
>quit my job, withdraw entirely from society, and avoid all people and media
>do all sorts of absolutely crazy shit, ranging from wearing a blindfold constantly to considering blinding myself to harming myself when gay thoughts occur to genuinely considering castration to almost killing myself numerous times
>develop intense gender dysphoria, thought patterns and political opinions completely change
>change from thinking extremely masculinely to extremely effeminately
>lose my fucking mind entirely, begin getting panic attacks
>refrain from masturbation and porn entirely, hope my attractions to women comes back
>desperately hope it's a brain tumor
>get everything possible tested, am completely normal and healthy
>get told it's HOCD, begin CBT and ERP to fight it, as well as taking antidepressants
>only succeed in making myself gayer
>physical attractions begin becoming emotional
>start getting crushes on male characters when it used to be female characters
>begin to act extremely awkward around all males, can no longer make eye contact or go out in public
>exactly like experiencing puberty again in reverse
>lose all interest in women entirely, like when I was a little kid and thought girls were gross
>gender dysphoria eventually goes away and I can take in media again
>behavior somewhat returns to normal
>extreme gayness remains
(Cont'd.)
>>36870860
I fucking hate myself. I could understand and stand turning from entirely straight to asexual or entirely straight to bisexual, but how the fuck could somebody go from entirely straight to extremely gay basically overnight?
Women were literally my motivation for doing everything in life, and I don't even have that driving me any more. I wanted a wife and kids and house all my life. To make matters worse, I have no genuine interest in a homosexual relationship, and the gay lifestyle and risks associated with it disgust me.
This is fucking bullshit. I'd trade literally anything or any life circumstance to be straight again, or at least asexual. Does anybody want to kill me?
>extreme gayness remains
no don't do that that is not good
Stop doublespacing for no reason and never post again
How many times have you been rejected /r9k/ ?
And i don't mean that time you realized that girl who you never had the balls to talk to doesn't want to be your girlfriend, i mean when she and knows how you feel ,or when you ask her out, or when you legitimate try to win her affection and she just say a "no" full of fake guilt because she doesn't like you in that way or even as a person, or maybe when you casually ask a random girl if she wants to hook up for the night and laughs about you with her roasty friends after rejecting you.
How many times did that happen to you ?
>>36870764
>How many times have you been rejected /r9k/ ?
Can't get rejected if you never try.
>>36870764
I think 4 or 5 times total? However many times I've actually tried for something is the number of times I've been shot down. I'm not too hurt yet though, muh Thomas Edison meme right?
You're not a robot and don't belong here if you've ever approached women
Pectus excavatum general share stories of your pectus
>we atleast have a reason to be robots the majority here are just pussies
>>36870583
First noticed mine when i was 12 and my friend pointed it out while we swam in a creek from that point on i was allways ashamed of myself for being a gross freak
>>36870583
You plebs don't know pain unless you have gynecomastia. Having a somewhat weird chest is much better than being a man with female tits. Come to think of it, is it possible to have both pectus and gyno at the same time?
>>36870632
Yes both are possible
Chestlet here. Should I kill myself? I have no ass either, and I'm short, so I look like a child.
I can't blame men for not being attracted to my figure. It's probably pedophilia anyway. Isn't it? I. 20.
*I'm 20
Fuck
live vicariously through your friend's boobs
Post your tiny tits, the quality of your nipples will decide whether or not you kill yourself you stupid whore
Time to feel lonely anons
Post comfy 2D art, discuss or share stories of cuddling and intimacy.
>tfw she gives you a hug and and you roll around in a flower bed
are happy cuddles the best kind of cuddles?
>tfw she wants to cuddle but you're reading a cuddle thread
ATTENTION FEMALES(I suppose males as well just to keep the thread moving)
How much money would you need to be paid yearly to be a live-in maid with benefits?
>>36865486
Male. If I get a place to live and food to eat, I'd only really need like $10,000. Most likely less.
>>36865486
How easy would it be to murder the master, live a few months in the place while I pawn shit and then run off somewhere?
>tfw no live-in maid with benefits
>mfw all these fetishes
>mfw I have diaper fetish
Why am I like this?
Just embrace it OP, who cares if you're a degenerate
>>36864609
at least your fetish is relatively popular.
the community surrounding my fetish is mostly dead.
>>36864906
Do tell, dear pervert.
Are 4chan girls worth it?
I went to discord.orbitchan.org to meet some girls, but I don't know how to make any of them my gf.
>>36863872
You aren't supposed to make them your gf
You orbit them
>>36863872
Here's a better sample of 4chan girls.
Wich one is troubled