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My dad just destroyed my phone and the battery exploded. The cops came and I lied about them being here. I am fucked and he will beat me or destroy another thing when he comes back. I think I will kill myself now.
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>>37428841
What explain why did he do this ?
Age
Location
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>>37428841
The aftermath of the event
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>>37428841
You gotta stop getting vanned OP
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Femanons, have you ever had naughty thoughts about underage boys?
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>>37428815
I often think about it. I know it's wrong and I would never act on my urges but I can't help it. I am disgusting.
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subconsciously probably. the hottest wet dream i've had was giving a pubescent boy his first orgasm with mouth. i would never do it irl, and it's something that rarely crosses my mind
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>>37429092
I've had wet dreams about young boys too
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what are some good android games that you can recommend?
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bump
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Be a man and get an snes emulator to play slow-paced strategy games on it.
I recommend Liberty or Death, Uncharted Waters, Langrisser, Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy.
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The pirate Caribbean hunt it's pretty good my man
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What do my fellow robots watch on YouTube?
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>>37428603
Nothing robot really: thehodgetwins, grimereporttv, livinlikeblacklarry and manslayer. How about you?
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Beekeeping videos. Very satisfying and make me happy after coming home from a long day at work. Especially the funny old guys that always have their advice to give and corny jokes.
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>>37428747
I'm a true robot. Normies would look at me very strangely if they saw my sub list.
Alpha Investments
AlphaDestiny
anoASMR
Asmongold
ASMR Darling
ASMRSurge
asmrvilla
BellularGaming
Binkov's Battlegrounds
biolayne
bios3training
Bite-sized Philosophy
BohemianWhisper ASMR
Bombard's Body Language
boogie2988
Brian Turner
Cassady Campbell
Chomsky's Philosophy
clarence0
Colttaine
fastASMR
FrivolousFox ASMR
Howard Dare
Infinite Elgintensity
James Tiny Vest
Jason Blaha Fitness
LiftingForLife
Lindybeige
Maple ASMR
MassageASMR
MGTOW 101
MissASMR
Nathan Figueroa
Natty Lifter
OmarIsuf
Sandman
Slim Whispers
South Front
Stefan Molyneux
The Delray Misfits
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>tfw 5'6
>considering kms everyday and rarely leave the house bc of my height
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>>37428508
Become a trap instead and start seducing "straight" guys.
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>>37428508
i'm 172cm and i call myself 5' 8" but i'm starting to think that i look 5' 7" irl
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im 172 cm too and study in a uni with normies
we have a 10/10 chad male model in the group
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>mother just called me ugly straight to my face
She'll feel it when I kill myself I'm sure
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I'm sorry...But you can't be that ugly. Your mother is just a bitch!
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>>37428478
she'll feel what? relief?
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>>37428521
Why must everyone beat me to comments like these? Ugh.
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You need to read this /r9k/, it really helped me out:
Today was the absolute worst day ever
And don't try to convince me that
There's something good in every day
Because, when you take a closer look,
This world is a pretty evil place.
Even if
Some goodness does shine through once in a while
Satisfaction and happiness don't last.
And it's not true that
It's all in the mind and heart
Because
True happiness can be attained
Only if one's surroundings are good
It's not true that good exists
I'm sure you can agree that
The reality
Creates
My attitude
It's all beyond my control
And you'll never in a million years hear me say
Today was a very good day
Now read it from bottom to top, the other way,
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le millenom g1rl
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>>37428176
this is the gayest shit I've ever seen, now I'll have to take a shower for the third time today
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>>37428297
>taking a shower
>taking multiple showers throughout the day
turbonormalfag
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whose in?
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>>37428141
I am, it's been 12 hours and I'm already about to lose my damn mind
Going from fapping several times a day to quitting cold turkey is agony
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ok i'm already like a week. i was thinking about rubbing one out. i'm also a little depressed.
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2 days in, I plan to hold on only for a week because I hard it will make my faps better
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A glass jar holds a single germ. After one minute, the germ splits into two germs. One minute after that, the two germs each split again, forming a total of four germs. Continuing at this rate, a single germ can multiply to fill the whole jar in exactly one hour.
Knowing this, how long in minutes would it take to fill the jar if you had started with two germs?
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59 minutes
desu oreginal
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YOU LIGHT THE MATCH FIRST
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE PROFESSOR, NEXT QUESTION
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58 minutes
read carefully
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Robots, justice exists 2017-06-01 05:36:04 Post No.37428063
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On Monday my ex-girlfriend wrote to me out of the blue after two whole years of no contact, in order to have a "clean" and positive break up, since she broke up in a pretty evil and cowardly manner two years ago. Of course, she didn't see the fault in herself, but wanted to blame it all on me - so, I took the chance I've been waiting for and tore her a second cunt, elaborating on what a reckless and egocentric person she is.
After that, she felt horrible about herself. I know, she is too inane to even have the slightest grain of self-reflection in order to take it really to heart, but it felt so satisfying nonetheless. Then I softened, and I, of all retards, suggested keeping in touch and she was all in for it. The next day I sobered up and tore her another cunt, telling her she's a cruel person for even considering to guilt-trip me out of nowhere on my fucking birthday (which was the day before). Told her she should never contact me again, and blocked her.
To be continued ...
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cont.
Three days later, today, she wrote me again from her brother's account and pulled the usual ad hominem shit on me: "You'd never write like that to me unless you're having a miserable life" and suggested she'd be there to "aid me as my friend"; wrote her I don't think of evil people as friends and that she should get over me. Then blocked her brother's account and every other I could think of.
All in all, I feel pretty good getting all that off my chest. Past these two years there was so much that bottled up and wanted to tell her, so I finally got my chance to do it.
Justice be with you, my niggers.
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>On Monday my ex-girlfriend
Stopped reading there. If justice exists you'd fuck off /r9k/ and never return.
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>>37428063
>robot
>ex girlfriend
die
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>Look Anon, I like hanging out with you and playing video games and sucking each other off and all that, but when are we going to go on a real date?
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n-no homo bro
we can cuddle later if you want
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How about we go play minigolf and get some ice cream tomorrow? Wear those green shorts, they look really cute on you. :)
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You finally did it. I've been resisting this thing until now but I don't give a fuck anymore.
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>be blackbot
>about to have sex with white woman
>the look of dissapointment when she sees your dick is only 6 inches
fuck the jewish media every girl thinks we are supposed to have 10 inch dongs
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>>37427890
No, 6inches is fine, average for blacks is like 7inches
You are still considered part of the BBC crew
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>be nigger
>make up stories on /pol/
>have 80 IQ feral African hellhole genetics
>want to taint purity and give them babies of African quality
Do you ever want us to go to space?
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>>37428432
>Be a Poltard
>Think /r9k/ is /pol/
>Always talk about worthless IQ's
>Actually think you are pure because you lack melanin
Do you ever just want to stop being ignorant and white devil?
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If you are under 6', you're not allowed to post ITT
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>>37427719
I hate being the "angry small guy"
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any other tallbros like short grills?
6'2'' here, I love a significant height difference. makes me feel big.
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>>37427744
You're cool man, "angry short guy" is my fav kind of bro. He's the guy you want at your back when a scuffle goes down because you know he won't pussy out; he goes balls to the wall because he's gotta prove himself.
>>37427764
Iktfb. 6'3" (really 6'2.5 but who cares) and I really only like girls 5'3" and under (basically a foot shorter than me). I once got with a cute little gymnast who was 4'11" and hnnnngggg that tight lil body
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Why is Islam bad again? They literally put women in their place and prevent them from becoming whores.
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>>37427559
You are simply retarded
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>>37427559
Because jews said so. What are you, an extremist?
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I don't support Islam or modern western society. Why are there so many /r9k/ and /pol/ posts lately about how Islam is so le based, and it also has to do with women somehow? Muslim women are sluts and whores, they have sex with as many good looking white boys as possible when they can get away with it. It's all done in secret.
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Healthcare shouldn't exist. The nature of life is to adapt or die. People with inferior, weak genes do not deserve to exist for they endanger the human race.
Have a broken leg? Adapt.
Have kidney failure? Too bad.
Through this, the human race could become the apex predators once again.
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>>37427535
I'd love to see you write that again with a broken leg
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You won't be thinking the same when it happens to you
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Well, I know a guy who is in his thirties. Complete man-child. Autistic and schizophrenic. He is the perfect example of the "man-child" archetype the internet loves to bitch about. He thinks he's a "nice guy", is terrible with money, a total fucking loser. And guess what? He's exempt from criticism. I talk about him online, everyone shits on me and takes his side. In real life, people purposely tip-toe around him so to speak and they never criticize him and they always respect him. So, OP, if a piece of human garbage like that can have such an easy life, then how do you expect your theory to ever see the light of day in reality? He has an easy life because of the niceness of others.