good old boozecohol thread time
getting drunk on rum at 9am here
post your poison, robotic rowing machines
do you wake up early or are you still up
Finally a booze thread when I'm drunk. This never happens
I just drink boxed wine because that's what gives me the least bad hangover. It tastes like shit, though
I drink every 4 days or so. I mean, I get drunk every 4 days. I tend to drink a shot or two inbetween those days
It's the highlight of my week, I feel so good when drunk
>>37328750
Do you drink like this every day?
If you believe any of these pledges, you deserve to die. Don't even come in here and say that one or two of them are ok. They are ALL bad
1. Nationalism is a non-factual emotion based ideology (feels > reals) that has no merit in any argument.
2. The pursuit of happiness cannot be done under capitalism. Everything under capitalism is circumstantial.
3. Every job is a bad job with porky seizing the means of everyone's labor, micromanaging, forced cult-like positivity, and the stripping away of ones own individuality
4.
>yes prole, be happy that you have this shitty job with little pay and little respect, a job is a privilege!
5. This one is comical. You can't just "avoid" debt. That's impossible. Shit happens. You can't just live a life by avoiding problems. Especially under capitalism, problems find you, you don't find them. My parents have debt but we aren't in severe financial ruin, we live comfortably and manage it well.
6. That's like saying "You paid $600 for this airline ticket, but lol your own fault if you fall off the plane during flight because we were too lazy to fix our airplane doors"
7. This actually pisses employers off because it means they have to pay you more. Quick way to get fired. Even if you say you'll do it for free, they'll still get mad because then you could still technically sue. Even if this didn't piss off employers, you'd basically be setting yourself up as a doormat.
8. See #4
9. You need an actual physical paper degree for an employer to even consider you. That involves going to college and taking classes.
10. But there are actual people to blame for how ones life turns out. A persons outcome is reflected generally by their class situation. A majority of the people on welfare in America have jobs.
11. Their success was obtained by victimizing and beating down others. It doesn't matter if the world isn't fair. IT SHOULD BE.
12. Most poor people work their asses off. Laziness, is a classist term used to blame.
Mike, eeuuuugggh... let me stop you for a moment.
You see this, pal? *Taps mug*
You're looking at America's finest. A grade A cup of joe, and you'll notice something about it...
It is not empty.
Please, my friend, let me finish this off before you continue our discussion. I want to give you the courtesy of my full attention, but I need to get through this dirty joe first, I do not want to have to contact HR again.
Thanks for your understanding AND your compliance.
>7. This actually pisses employers off because it means they have to pay you more. Quick way to get fired. Even if you say you'll do it for free, they'll still get mad because then you could still technically sue. Even if this didn't piss off employers, you'd basically be setting yourself up as a doormat.
Yup. I've said it before and I've said it again, this is the single thing that illustrates how out of touch this guy really is.
Usually minimum-wage jobs and close to it are on a tight schedule and they only have so many hours to give out, so if you even come in 6 minutes early and leave 6 minutes later, that's an hour per week. It pads your paycheck but pisses off your employer because that means there's less hours to go around. You will get 5 hour workweeks, not a promotion.
>5. This one is comical. You can't just "avoid" debt. That's impossible. Shit happens. You can't just live a life by avoiding problems. Especially under capitalism, problems find you, you don't find them. My parents have debt but we aren't in severe financial ruin, we live comfortably and manage it well.
You CAN avoid debt but shit DOES happen, like you may have something like cancer or an otherwise financially devastating event. The thing that's wrong about this one is that assumes that you'll go into debt for hedonistic purposes, which is not always the case.
Should I get a /r9k/ tee shirt, /r9k/?
What should I say if someone asks me about it?
Don't get a shirt like that faggot
jesus christ, absolutely not
>>37328424
What have you become? Sheesh, so much cringe.
Femanons, do you have breast envy?
No because the bigger the breasts, the more annoying they are.
That looks like a thong diaper.
>>37328355
>big tits but no arse
It works the other way.
>mother found the cum homunculus
no, its too soon! it wasnt supposed to happen this way
already's been done
>>37328093
>father fused with the festering shit fever
he's become more powerful than i ever could have imagined
>sister discovered my festering fecal factory
She knows too much, I can't allow her to live
How do you get over the fact that youll never have a girlfriend like Rose? Personally it drives me mad.
I feel like a quirky artsy girlfriend would be really annoying in the long run.
I'd rather have a boring regular girl. They would probably be easier to deal with
>girlfriend
>girl
I'll get over it pretty easily
>>37328070
I just want a nerdy fat chick to watch star wars with.
Is a true friendship, without hidden intentions, possible between a man and a woman ?
yes it is possible
oreigagogoeiga
>>37328057
No. Original oregano brought from the Oregon trail.
Not really, but it helps getting some approximation when you are being OPEN about those intentions, even when they shift.
>thinking about getting hte GTX1070 or GTX1080
>sister says "NO" because it's Nividia
>think about waiting for the AMD: Vega
>sister says "NO" because it's AMD
well what graphics card are you even supposed to get if you're going completely dismiss a product simply because of brand?!
>>37327971
>sister says "NO"
Who gives a fuck what she says? Roasties can't even decide what to have for dinner. You've only got two viable choices.
Well I mean, unless you want Intel HD graphics. Is your sister ok with that fuckboy?
Have a GTX 1070 and it's fucking amazing
>>37327971
Just get what you think it's better you fuckin idiot, why would you listen to your sister?
I personally going to buy a MSI GTX 1060 with an intel I5 6600
Is that good enough to run the latest games at an ultra setting?
why are guys so quiet during sex?
because we don't fake it like women do
>>37327940
Conditioning, moaning while jacking off will get us caught.
>>37327940
Because it doesnt really feel that good
Fembots, would you date a guy who's 6 feet tall and weighs 231 lbs, if he's really trying to lose weight and has otherwise attractive facial features?
I was decent looking before I got fat. Now I'm really longing for a gf, but due to my current body shape, I'm scared to look for one. I want to get fit before I start dating, but that will take time... and I'm in desperate need of love.
I honestly don't know if it's worth looking for a gf in my current state. What should I do?
>>37327671
>fat fuck begging for pussy on r9k
Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic.
How about you try to take control over your life, diet, hit the gym and stop being a desperate pitiful excuse for a human being.
>6'
Fuck no. Why would anyone want to date a midget? If you are under 7' we won't even talk to you, manlet.
t. real female
>>37327993
Who were you responding to? OP is not begging for pussy, he's begging for advice.
because why not
post your IRL SPECIAL stats
highest value is 10, lowest is 1
for those that don't know each letter stands for
>Strength
>Perception
>Endurance
>Charisma
>Intelligence
>Agility
>Luck
>>37327694
>inb4 every gives themselves 8+ int.
>>37327694
>Strength
3
>Perception
9
>Endurance
4
>Charisma
1
>Intelligence
6
>Agility
2
>Luck
3
>Strength
1
>Perception
10
>Endurance
1
>Charisma
1
>Intelligence
4
>Agility
1
>Luck
1
Just fuck my shit up.
> tfw no cute boy to mold into a pretty girl
> will never spend time with him and tell him nice things
> will never comfort him when he's sad, listen to his problems and be there for him and scold him when he's bad
> will never talk and play games together, while motivating each other
> will never help him find his one true love, whomever that will be, and see my cute little pup go onto the world as a loving housewife for his soulmate
BETA
KEK
TBQH
>>37327620
choose me plss
>>37328273
Drop your discord or a throwaway
ITT Say the name(s) of your friend(s) you think browses r9k without saying your own.
>>37327420
>friends
fucking normalfag
orig
>>37327420
Rhys, Camden.
I know you two are on here sometimes.
>friends
please kys ys
Just bought a .44, single action revolver. How do I shoot myself and not fuck it up?
>>37327290
>Get a bit drunk so you don't pussy
>In the mouth
>Have it at a slight angle, to ensure it penetrates the maximum amount of brain
>Close you're eyes
>Think of release
>Pull the trigger
>>37327437
>Get a bit drunk so you don't pussy
>Have it at a slight angle, to ensure it penetrates the maximum amount of brain
Don't do it this way anon, you'll fuck up and end up paralyzed or some shit. Besides 44 is a meek caliber compared to the 357.
Try to OD or look up ways to kill yourself painlessly with gas, I read about that somewhere. More efficient & less painful.
>>37327290
point it at head and pull the trigger
Why can't I get a chubby black gf r9k? What am I doing wrong? I just want a qt chubby dark skin black gf to hold onto at night
It isn't fair
>>37326944
Because you've nothing to offer them, loser.
>>37326959
E N O U G H
IT ENDS N O W
>>37326976
You aren't going to do a thing. Heh. I'm not even doing a thing wrong either.