You have 10 seconds to come up with an excuse as to why you are not wearing a diaper this very moment
Why is porn free?
Did you know it is a sin to be depressed and negative about life?
It is called despair. The idea is that God has made this wonderful world for you and you are being a jerk for not appreciating it. So let go of your resentment and anger, and keep a positive light.
>Made this wonderful world
Biblical lore points out that Eden was the wonderful world, and out here in the wasteland we suffer
So no, this isn't the wonderful world. The wonderful world according to the Bible comes after death.
I love big titties yall
What was your first experience getting high anon?
>smoked out of limited edition mountain dew metal can
>slowly came on
>felt like a dream
>where'd my water go
>jock is cuddling with friend
>he's trying rub his asshole through his pants
>this is pretty gay
>chill out, be high, etc..
>Hey, mister? Why do you only leave the house five times a year? Do you need help or something?
post your room or battlestation robots
Is xxxtentacion /ourguy/?
Whole album is like this
>get a vasectomy in order for your wife to allow you to play vidya
Why are modern men so... you know....
Sometimes I think that we robots aren't as bad as these folks, at least I don't play vidya.
What's so bad about a vasectomy though?
The pill makes girls a bit crazy more often than not. This way it's raw nuts without having to worry, and you usually get some sperm in the bank for assurance.
Why arent you on Tinder yet ?
>on tinder for a month
>got 6 matches
>the only one who replied to me stopped responding when I asked them out
I've given up
>she's too ugly to fuck
What now? I lowered my standards but I don't even want to look at her for long, and when I do look at her my internal thoughts take over 'ugly ugly ugly uglyluglyuglyugly'
Who here is also losing their mind due to surroundings?
My family is doing everything in their power to stop me from playing video games. Each one with their own reason of intent.
>mom thinks playing vidya is the equivalent of doing drugs
>older brother is a hothead meathead fuck and can't stand it watching me play after he comes home from his wageslave job.
>little brother gets pissed because I'm causing a rucus in the house and I'm "ruining everything" for him
>dad wants me to stop because everyone is telling him to do so and giving him shit
My dad is the only one who doesn't care but he's getting driven mad as well because of them.
They removed my computer desk and my ethernet cable so I'm stuck with my laptop in the kitchen. The clicking from my mouse drives my mom and older brother crazy so i cant do shit. Last night there was an episode where my dad slammed my laptop and I lost my shit. I feel like im fucking trapped in this house.
I don't game 8 hours a day. I understand moderation but they basically want me to erase a hobby of mine that I've had since I was fucking 5. I have other hobbies like reading books but I can't stand it knowing that I'm not reading out of my own will and get too frustrated to read. I'm pretty sure something like this is the cause when you see on the news a son killing his entire family.
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Yeah, I fucking hate parents anon. Currently living on my own, not playing vidya much anymore because I'm a poorfag and I guess I only enjoyed Modded Minecraft (it's mostly the intense depression and work sucking my soul hollow though). Don't worry, you'll get out and your parents will constantly wonder "Why oh WHY doesn't anon call us anymore? Were we bad parents?"
You have the last laugh because by kicking your parents to the curb they're not your problem when they get old and need diaper changes. And if your other siblings refuse to do anything with your parents, then fucking kek it serves 'em right.
How you treat your children when they need you will determine how they treat you when they need you.
>tfw i remember the tyranny of my father getting angry at me on the computer and the internet all the time
>so whenever he was around i'd just go to sleep, when he was away wagecucking i'd skip school and play half life death match or ultima online all day, leave the house just before he got back from shekelsteins, and cycle back after i spotted his car, pretending i was at college.
>tfw, my trick work where i never played computer when he was around, where he trusted me and then went to work abroad for higher pay, leaving the house to me to look after
>tfw dropped out of college, played ultima online all day and all night until he came back almost a year later and kicked me out of the house when he discovered i dropped out and had an over a 1000 pound phone bill/internet bill, in the days of 56k and pay per minute internet in the UK (cUKed).
IT WAS WORTH IT.
Is sex the ultimate motivator/killer of men?
I think Lanza is the only one on your list whose rejection-after-rejection led him to murder-suicide.
But consistent rejection and loneliness (and I do mean CONSTANT) in general tends to make people crazy after a while. This board being an example of that.
What can I buy to survive the inevitable nuclear apocalypse? pol won't respond
>he wants to survive the nuclear apocalypse
They intimidate me
I didn't want something interesting to happen so I can fucking die
Allow me to show you what madness feels like.
>Be me at the start of this summer
>Life is shit as usual
>Just got out of detox
>Just wasting my time gaming
>Then out of nowhere
>What the fuck
>Figure i need to dominate my emotions
>Do just that
>Turns out wanting to sleep is an emotion
>Dont sleep for 3 days
>Lack of sleep backfire
>Decide its time to an hero
>My own brain will kill me if dont
>Realize that if i dont kill myself my brain will kill me and that makes no sense wtf
>Try to calm myself down
>Fail because the FBI is watching me
>They dont want me to suicide because they know that ill become god if i do
>They cant stop this
>Their agents are around every corner
>Dogs bark at me
>Pretty sure i saw someone call the cops
>The sun is green
>Why is the sun green?
>Get a moment of sanity
>Figure im insane and need to an hero anyway
>Try to find a high place to jump off
>Fail because i cant think straight
>I need to kill myself while i can still think straight
>Look at my cellphone
>Been trying to find a place to jump off for 8h
>Cant even an hero properly
>Get mad at myself
>B-Line to the nearest Highway
>Have to cross a small wood
>Start walking in
>Trees are shifting
>I hear voices
>Telling me to give up
>Look at cellphone
>Been lost in small woods for 3h
>Get mad at myself
>Spot a pylon in the distance
>Relief at last
>Walk to it
>About to jump and become god