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my parents make jokes about me being gay all the time but jokes on them I gave up on 3d women a long time ago

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>>39025059
well I am a 20 year old KV and some probably think that too
either that or they think I am a creep

try not living in some small ass hick town

>>39024764
Only if there were gigantic tits to compensate.

>>39024764
well yes
if i get along with her and we have a thing for each other
from where does the nature of this question come from?

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>>39024764
Yes, because at least it wouldn't be a waist of time!

WOOH
#triggered

Software developer

>make $100k/year right out of school
>make over $30/hr over the summer while in school
>can do a shitty job at your current job, jump ship after 2 years, and get a 30% pay raise
>have huge total compensation packages due to RSUs
>stay inside all day coding
>other coworkers are all aspies so it's super easy to be the most extroverted and popular person in the workplace

Best decision of my life famalam

>>39024822
And pay 80k per year for cost of living in the bay Area. Fuck off, even waiters make as much as you in that area.

I'm going for Actuary.
Apparently it's pretty low-stress with a good salary, so it seems pretty comfy

https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/actuary

>>39024750
The worst part is you'll need to input your credit card info to prove you're 18. So that means I have to give a dodgy site my CC info just to see some tittes.

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>>39024784
Th-th-thanks mummy Theresa :)

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>britain 2050
>porn illegal
>alcohol illegal
>free speech illegal
>democracy gone

ISLAMIC STATE SOON LADS

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that image makes me feel bad and i don't like it. Maybe I should get out of bed

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>>39024506
you need more.

more to think about and not act upon.

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this is now a "doom" thread

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Jaime is officially /ourguy/

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>>39024963
>he doesn't exclusively root for Jaime and Bronn

>>39024485
Normies just see the slave freeing and the other lefty propaganda. They don't see the collapse of the economy she caused, the childish petty decisions she makes or the fact she's as evil as Cersei now.

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What are you up to tonight, robots?

>>39024334
https://youtu.be/vyPkuPhBK5E

one of my fav chill songs

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>>39024334
waiting for my friend to come back from paris

first for crippling depression

originalti

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs&index=3

Ebin's music taste is top-tier desu

>>39023810
Maybe you should do whatever you gotta do to deal with that night and then quit drinking for good.

>>39023856
I've quit drinking a few times before because I've done other regrettable things in the past while drunk. This is the last straw though, some people just shouldn't drink. How should I go about dealing with that night? I feel so fucked up about it

>>39023888
Im not sure, people deal with it in different ways. I personally cry and give it time

But clearly alcohol is a bad thing for you in your life and it should be cut out. I too recognized this and am 5 years sober. Just gotta be strong enough to not pick it back up. Let shit like this be a deterrent.

Why don't you stay downstairs and chat? Crawling back to your room and crying about it isn't going to help. Get back downstairs, dress like a fucking person, put on a smile. Work for it.

>tons of girls
how many girls make up a ton?
hopefully more than 7
1000/7 = 142 each

Ever do the
>Hi how are you?
>Good, how are you?
>Good thanks, how are you?
She looks at you like "Are you retarded? I just said Im good. Stop asking."

>>39023470
The only thing that applies to me from all that is "freak", by nature of having uncommon fetishes, uncommon by normalfag standards anyway.

In the first place, all love is conditional, different people just like different things, and being a virgin won't make anyone love you even among people that want a virgin gf. It's more of a pre-selection condition.

>>39023470
At this point I really don't give a shit about women anymore so your post means absolutely nothing to me.

Hopefully other robots chime in with their opinions though, this could be one delectable thread.

>>39023470
>when you won't even like them for who they are? Your "love" is conditional.
If I am truly attracted to her on a personal level, my love won't be conditional. If she is wife material, I would forever love her.

>A woman who is a virgin will get your attention, but if she dated one of you guys (a loser) and you decided to leave her because you're an asshole. Then you guys will treat her like trash calling her a whore when she's the exact same person she was before.
I don't understand what this is saying. I would prefer if my gf was a virgin like me but if she's not, I'm fine with that as long as she wasn't a slut.

>The guy who posts online crying and talking about how he hates women, and how he would ONLY like her based on how many people she had sex with. (conditional love.) Or would she go for a person who actually has a job, is a generally nice person who isn't a freak and will love her based on her personality?
I don't talk about hating women. The number of partners someone has can indicate their loyalty and fidelity. That's what I'm mostly worried about. I have a job. I think I'm nice. I'm probably a freak. And I'd love her based on her personality.

Fuck you OP for making a stupid thread based on stupid assumptions.

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>>39023441
>there are women on this board who are still virgins

bull fucking shit there are, women cant be virgins past 18 unless they literally choose to.

That includes obese and deformed women

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>>39023441
>There are women on this board
Fembots don't exist, newfag

>>39023474
>>bull fucking shit there are, women cant be virgins past 18 unless they literally choose to.
>
>That includes obese and deformed women
It's choosing it, but also not wanting to have sex with any guy around. I assume that if I was to dress in a slutty way and pretend to be retarded, it would be easier to get laid.

It's also being fucking nervous because I don't know how sex would feel like and how will it go

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>>39023440
>alt-right
>supporting donald trump
wew

>>39023440
I'm sure he's just not saying that to pander lol

>>39023463
Everything he says is to pander.

You all got fucking tricked.

i know this feel
>parents say they want me to be successful
>give me a ghetto ass name from a wu-tang member as a baby
literally wtf

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>>39023351
>Be hiring manager
>Majority of black employees I've hired have been terrible
>Luckily they all have stereotypical names
>Make a software script that auto deletes any nig resumes

You guys make it too easy

You guys make it too easy.

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>>39023351
You can't get a job here, DaQuan

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Originalixe

I am not good at drawing and I hate pictures/depictions of myself.

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Me if I was a cute anime girlu.