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>tfw boss called me into work again or else
>there goes my 1 day per week break
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>>37549772
you could get rid of your phone
Say you stopped having a cellphone to save money.
What will he do then?
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>>37549811
he'll think he sold it for crack and fire him for drug use.
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>>37549772
>not blocking his number immediately after getting hired

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Any more pictures of her on the internet? She is a delicate flower...
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>>37549765
why do you guys start kennedi threads all the time? it's fucking odd and creepy
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>>37550040
>kennedi
why do you know who that is? its fucking odd and creepy
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>>37550142
because we are friends and we both have several mutual friends?

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It's cringe thread time fuckos. Try to top this rare, undiscovered goldmine of complete faggotry.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMSCA39F-E
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>>37549726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWbQ3awP-A

How long can you make it?
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Here go kisdo
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Jesus this is fucking horrid. Why does every kid think he can make it as a rapper these days.

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I hate my step dad so fucking much

How do I get back at him?
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He's not important.
He's not your dad.
Just stop being underage.
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>>37549616
Cuck him with your mother. That'll show him.
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>>37549629
He fucks my mom every night and makes loud noises so that i'll hear

I fucking hate him so much

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That morning, you were woken up by the feeling of something heavy pressing up against you chest. "Ah... I'm awake... I'm awake..." It's a feeling you've gotten used to now.

Opening your eyes, you confirm that it really was your little sister waking you up. As always, she gives you the same hand signals as she usually does. "Wake-up Ryuu-nii, breakfast is ready!"

On her back, she had her red backpack. She's had it on ever since your mom bought it for her yesterday. She even wore it in her sleep. "Thanks Kanna." You sign back to her. Picking your little sister up, you put her down beside your bed.

Standing up, you stretch and yawn while Kanna watched you morning ritual. Then, Kanna taps you on your shoulder to get your attention. "Ryuuji-nii... Do you think..." You watch as she flashes you some more signals with her hands, but unfortunately you were only a beginner in sign language.

"Ah, sorry Kanna." You made sure to enunciate your words so she could somewhat hear them. "I'm not too good with sign language yet... Can you repeat that?"

Taking the piece of pad from her bag, she writes down what she wanted to ask you. "Ryuuji-nii, do you think I'll make friends at school this time?" Your little sister asks you with a smile.

[ ] Custom
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>>37549517
>>>/qst/
/r9k/ is not for roleplaying.
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>>37549517
I wanna marry Yuki-chan!
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>>37549697
Clearly new here then, please feel free to lurk and GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF YOU GAY QUEER ALL I WANT TO DO IS ROLEPLAY YOU ASSHOLE REEEEEEE also get a trip code theyyyyy are sooooo coooool

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>Anon won't tell me what he used to masturbate to. We're going to be married soon, so I think its only right. How bad could it be, right?
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>>37549384
Giantess buttcrush, anal vore
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Car accidents.
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>>37549384
Futanari and defloration

>>37549403
You lead a sad, lonely life

>>37549408
Patrician in training here

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I'm probably just wasting my time writing this, but just wanted to see if anyone had advice for me.

Without boring you with specifics, it's suffice to say I have everything I could have asked for from life. A traditional, respectable life anyhow.

I just feel hollow and empty, I thought achieving my goals would fulfill me. I reached beyond whatever level I could have reasonably expected or hoped for, but I'm not truly happier for it. I'm scared this is as good as my life will ever get and it's doing it. I want to be grateful, I want to appreciate my life but I just can't

Have any of you robots found true meaning or happiness in anything? I'm willing to try, although by this point I should know better than to expect a magic solution to fix my life.
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>>37549358
do something you wouldn't normally do.
just don't be yourself.
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>>37549382

I guess I'm just afraid to.
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just be yourself anon, your future is bright.

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find a singIe flaw if you can, autists.
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Her cheeks are too prominent.
He chin is too wide.
She has wrinkles around her eyes.
Her nose is too flat.
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>>37549346

>those freckles

She's going to age horribly. Also, she's wearing lipstick. Just imagine what her actual lip color would be when you wake up next to her kek
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>>37549346
Who's that sperm devil?

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>And this is anon in his room! He's really good with computers.
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What are you doing in my room? I told you not to disturb me until I've had my coffee. Now my morning is ruined. Thanks a lot.
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NOOOOOOOOO ALL I DO IS WATCH PORN AND
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>>37549309

You've got 10 seconds to get the fuck out and close the door or I'll fucking slaughter everyone in the house.

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I see a lot of suicide threads on here but doubt anyone ever does it. What is the quickest way anyways? Ive saw videos of Bud Dwyer and that seemed fast so does a shotgun but how did he just shoot randomly up and die and then theres people who use rifles or shotguns and live? I suggest no one ever do it though.
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Yeah no one here will

ever
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Not true, there used to be a crap ton more suicide threads, I can't tell if they got help, did it, or stopped posting
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>>37550101
Whats the best way to do it without worrying about failing at it? Shotgun seems black or white, either instant death or fucked up face forever

and should someone do it in the woods somewhere for privacy incase anyone hears it

When you have a friend that you really love platonically but also possibly romantically and you wanna tell her but you know she ain't interested at all but she still your best friend and you don't wanna ruin anything but you just
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>>37549156

I'm on the same boat OP
Any anon has advices?
I really think that MAYBE I could have a chance, but thats a long shot. I don't want to ruin everything. I need help
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>friend
>her
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>>37549277
There was a running meme between a few other friends about how they would keep telling me to ask her out or say that we were secretly dating or whatever. She was obviously annoyed by that. But I wanna feel like there's a chance.

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Are there any video games that are full on story griven?

Non gamer here, i have never really completed a video game because i get bored after the first 3 levels

im after a heavily storybased game that i can play from start to finish in the course of 4-8 hours max

Good game play
Could be any genre just something that will suck me in
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Final fantasy 6 or 7.
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The last of us, the uncharted series, tomb raider, far cry 3
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>>37548862

Telltale The walking dead
Chrono trigger
Alan Wake

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Anyone on 4chan tried nofap, streak, and effects?
My older brother says it helped him alot
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How would not masturbating help you?
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>>37548747
I did it for 2 months it didn't really do anything.

Instead I went to the gym 7 days per week and fapped everyday and that made me feel much better desu
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When ever I do it I don't get boners as easily. Kinda nice but when I wake up in the morning I get mad morning wood because I sleep on my chest and I get tons of precum.

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>applying to be a wagecuck as we speak
SAVE ME
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fiscal solvency is love
monetary adjudication is life
praise unto thee, thou fiduciary instrument
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>>37548674
I start tomorrow at mcwagie
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>>37548674
modern jobs people just fire you if youre too quiet the whole workplace gangs up on you

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How bad is your eyesight?
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>>37548642
10/130 or 10/170, don't remember cause I just glanced at it.
I'm also nearsighted and had surgeries to stop me from going blind.
I know stacies, calm yourselves.
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>>37548642
Pretty bad and its getting worse. I spend $100 every 3 months on contacts.
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I have to hunch over close to the screen to read without my glasses.

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