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>cheat week
>gain 5 lbs
>diet day
>food cravings all day
>cave
>its 9:38 and i've already ate 2 little ceasars hot n' readies
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YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FATBODY.
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>>37448092
>projecting this hard
t. burger
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>take a cheat month since I earned it last Monday by only buying two Happy Meals at McDonalds for my third dinner
>2nd day in and i've already gained 6lbs
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well, well, well... it seems another work week has finally come to an end. enjoy your two glorious days of freedom wagie, for they will be over in the blink of an eye just like always. also make sure to get lots of rest so you can be a productive member of Bergstein's sweatsh-uh I mean workforce. my free handouts don't grow on trees after all. another day, another dollar.
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*slluuuuurp*
Oh don't mind me. Just waiting on the ragie wagie responses. Remember the rule though wagecucks, no talkie until this mug is empty. Thanks.
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i have to work the weekend.
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>tfw third world wagie
>make significantly less than neetbucks
Well, at least my life insurance covers suicide. Only 186 days to go.
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how does this feel?
i wish i knew
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It feels pretty ok, but you have to practice a bit or your gag reflex will activate a lot.
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>>37447824
nope not what OP was asking
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>>37447837
heaven
ori
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Five suspects are called into police headquarters for questioning. They give the following statements.
>A: "One of the five of us is lying."
>B: "Two of the five of us are lying."
>C: "I know these guys, and three of the five of us are lying."
>D: "Don't listen to a word they say. Out of the five of us, four are lying."
>E: "All five of us are dirty rotten liars!"
The police only want to release the suspects who are telling the truth. How many people should they let go?
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Shoot the first guy, then ask the other four again. If they're still giving you riddles and shit shoot the next guy. Continue until enough have confessed. Case closed.
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>>37447762
5
bigbloxinmyheadboxsuckmydickfamtbhhaha
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>>37447762
E's statement can't be true. D should be released.
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Come, /r9k/ come and laugh with me.
>be me, yesterday
>be super bored, hop on and get on omegle
>I roleplay a lot on there, nothing unusual, at least for the likes of us.
>dont feel like ERP-ing right now, get on the "r9k" and "omegler9k" tags.
>Get matched with somebody, we start talking, start talking about games and such, left4dead, starcraft, etc. etc.
>start talking about anime, I proclaim I like anime, but I'm not full sperglord about it, just on the internet I like to jack it to hentai and watch a few shows every now and than.
>I mention how I collect cute anime grillz on my phone, since nobody really goes through my phone and its locked, I dont see a problem there.
>"Dont get turned gay by the catboy lol"
>"What catboy"
>he sends me a picture of pic related.
>"Oh shit, I never knew, I even had some pics of him saved on my phone!"
>Laughs were had, we talk about roleplaying
>at this point my dick starts twitching, I know he's bi
>whatthefuckareyoudoingdickithoughtwewerestraight.exe
>he says he'd like to cosplay as this "catboy"
>I say he'd probably suck cock at the animecon and would enjoy it.
>"b-baka anon... but I would like that"
>long story short, we start roleplaying
>I shoot a load in his mouth, fuck him in the ass.
>I cringe a bit at the word "boywomb", but being rough with this girly roleplaying catboy get's me diamonds.
>the roleplay ends with us cuddling and me kissing him.
>I dont type "N-no homo" at the end before I disconnect.
So my question is, are you here felix? Because Im just wanted to add that, I'm not gay. Also get on discord I wanna roleplay.
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>>37447666
Oh nice I got trips.
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Hmm this is a interesting case of "anonymous is turning gay".
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>>37447703
I dont even give a shit anymore, yea I'd fuck something girly looking that happens to have a dick. Ill roleplay with it too, since he's pretending to be a cute catgirl/boy.
Jesus I never thought I'd sound like to trapfucking faggots.
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Are you okay with dating a girl taller than you? If so, how much is the limit?
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Priority
1. Face
2. Ass
3. Aesthetic
I don't think height would bother me too much but I'm 6'1
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No. Fuck that.
origanoli
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Tall girls are fine, it's the tall girls that look like they play OT for the Bears with huge heads and broad shoulders.
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Anyone play any instruments or trying to learn to?
I'm learning the violin, paying for my lessons. I always wanted to play but Munich parents didn't want to pay for lessons. They also thought playing it was something a homosexual would do.
Now that I moved out I can play and practice freely.
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I play the guitar, some bass and piano and also produce music.
I'm kinda new at production but I've been writing for a while so it's easy to make progress. I kinda feel bad for starting now that I'm old and depressed, if I started producing at 15 I'd be making some serious good shit by now.
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I play piano
My wrists hurt
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>>37447401
Nice that's awesome. You ever feel that you should focus your time in one instrument so that you're a master at that instead of decent at more than one? The bass and guitar are very similar though. Production seems really cool.
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How long have you been playing?
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I am a 19y/o male but have a strong desire to become an attractive slut.
I want to be dominated by chads as they pound me.
Even when I watch porn I imagine myself as the girl.
I considered HRT but dont have the balls. I want to suck a cock so bad. I'll probably die with my desires...
Who else in the same boat?
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>>37447262
why don't you go post this shit on /r9k/
but yeah iktf
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>>37447262
Nobody gives a shit. Kill yourself, faggot. Go stick a butt plug up your boipussy and shut the fuck up.
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>>37447335
>why don't you go post this shit on /r9k/
This is on r9k you faggot
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How do you impress women?
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>>37447094
I show them my extensive pepe collection.
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>>37447094
fundamental questions like this are what break the human spirit to pieces
the divide between men and women and the nature of men trying to reconcile that divide is what makes us, us
does that make sense?
You basically have to be Chad or something
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>>37447111
and those digits im assuming
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>Trying to take a shower
>See her
Wat do?
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>>37447084
Get abducted by aliens and turned into food
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>>37447084
Her prognathism is off-puting.
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>>37447084
Kill it and search the house to see if I've been infested.
What is your political ideology? Does everybody around you share your views, or are you isolated?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091661
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>>37447008
Liberal in the middle of Tennessee here. If you can look around, see how many uneducated people there are and how much meth is being done, and still be conservative, you are a dipshit.
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>>37447192
if you throw money at stupidity it just grows
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>current year
>being a right-wing regressive
I hope you guys don't do this.
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Anime especially welcome edition
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Outdated OP image desu
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>>37446987
>implying the new one isn't the one from two months ago
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>get greek yogurt from aldi
>1.20 per 450g
>go to the nearby tesco
>4.50 for 1 kg, 2.50 for 500g
Fucking criminals these guys are, fuck them to hell. They'd probably make even more money after brexit with the foreign stores leaving.
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Why don't you just stop giving a fuck R9k???
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not giving a fuck is probably one of my biggest problems
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>>37446752
How so? Are you saying that you give so little fucks that it actually hinders you? Maybe you're going about the zero fucks wrong?
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>>37446845
I stay in my room smoking the wacky tobacky all day playing video games because I don't care about anything
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I'm so obsessed with big tits. All I do now is spend most of my day collecting pictures of big tits.
So let's have a thread for them. Post pics, stories, experiences, etc.
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>>37446729
Is this the same anon always posting these threads?
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>>37446747
I post a few but there are other big for obsessed anons out there. I'll come on here and threads will already be made.
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Cynthia Myers
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Take my robot survey
Especially qt females (female)
That's an ORDER!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4T-TbI8XcAxSlSOGpi6Epo_4tktDnTZhY7QekOgyJZmp2XA/viewform?usp=sf_link
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Chanel had so much potential... A pity.
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>>37446695
I-is there more of this set?
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PLEASE DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE, I WORKED REALLY REALLY HARD ON THIS