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>>39353910
>are fidget spinners bad?
yes
jfc learn to spin a pen or something instead of paying some jackass to make you a spinny spin toy

>>39353910
lol autism
lol spinners
/r9k/ right guys?

>>39353938
thats not at all why i posted here :c

I have a direct google hangouts hookup to my office from my phone so usually I can tell if they're about to call me in, so I turn my phone off.
It helps to be able to monitor the office from home.

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>>39353835
Literally me
im throbbing

I just let it ring desu. They stop trying to call me in all together.

>>39353758
5'8

Originalili

>>39353758
in real world or internet?

real world :5'8

internets: 5'11

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>>39353758
it's 6'

Look at this guy for reference. He looks a bit small but is actually 6'2 so imagine being 5'8 while standing next to him

The other guys in this thread are just coping

Jokes on you OP, I'll be dead soon and then I won't have to deal with this bullshit hell we call Civilization anymore.

Thank God

>>39353798
Yeah, you'll be suffering in Hell instead with demons, so much better

>>39353756
You fucking moron. The robot won't have a real AI just one advanced enough to pass the Turing ya fuggin ass hole.

If my robot waifu doesn't actually have sentience, then I don't have to worry about the robot Chads that do. Problem solved.

>>39353620
It's less about liking you and more about becoming like you, or empathizing with you even though you're her enemy

>>39353641
But she'll still want to become my gf, right?

Her screams are that of your own wrastled demons she does want to be your friend, anon.

I don't know why people act like being cut is a bad thing

>>39353414
I only make fun of the cutfags that think being cut makes them superior.

>>39353538
4chan are selfish virgins who cry over everything.
But I still agree on not doing circumcisions.

>>39353399

show us the jacket

ok fine don't show us then you faggot

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Daily reminder that you shouldn't buy chink jackets like in the pic

>>39353358
How lazy are you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronkaid
it's a decongestant
also stick it in ur pooper

>>39353358
its basically speed, feed it to your dog

>>39353358
Ephedrine HCL
Basically an amphetamine.
Snort it or put it in your ass.

>>39353350
Why don't you just go to Craigslist and find some dick to suck? You seem worked up.

>>39353350
Neck yourself nigger

Origigigig

>>39353350
Why do white people make threads to trigger other white people? Is it to revel in (self) hatred?

>>39353266
I mean youre gay so you deserve to feel bad

>>39353266
my ultra-prude and most probably frigid mom caught me wanking off with a german guy on skype when i was 15
i told her i was watching porn to save some face and she was in hysterics, screaming at me about how disgusting and perverted i am for like 5 minutes then stormed off because she "couldn't even stand the sight of me"
neither me or the guy could get hard during that call after that kek

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>>39353266
>be 8
>had a diaper fetish in the making
>asked my mum if I could have diapers
>she gets me a pack of pull ups
>put one on and immediately go jerk off
>mum walks in and catches me
>takes away my diapers

i was really weird as a kid, if I could I'd forget most of the memories from when I was a child because most of them are cringey.

>>39353132
is tap water really worse than no water? I get well water and it tastes pretty clean

theres a thing called solar water disinfection and you can leave water in plastic bottles in the sun for 6 hours and it kills all the shit in it

>>39353132
>>refuse to drink tap water because of MUH FEELINGS
Shut up and grow up

>>39353212
Unless op is in Africa or in Flint or something, tap water is as safe as bottled stuff. He's already paying for it, too

Ween tho

dude where's my ark lol

>>39353114
mayb
what does my last name start with

>>39353068
I talk to myself a lot and as a result I can use my words well as long as I don't look anyone in the face. It's a blessing and a curse.

>>39353101
I do the same thing, talk to myself. I do it driving, at home, everywhere, and very eloquently. But if someone asks me a question I stammer like some kind of idiot

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>>39353068
>depression has cleared up
>depression is like acne

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>>39353056
Comfy CYOA 1/x

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>>39353056
Comfy CYOA 2/x

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>>39353056
I'll post one of my favs that should be used to see what type of person people are. Then again all of these should be used as personality tests, but whatever this one is cute and fun.

Sucks that most of these are too big of files to post here, thus we never have /tg/ threads.

>>39352994
With what guns?

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r9k isnt both right nor left
>>39353011
state ones

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politics is cancer
another circus to distract the cattle
while the elite is paving their way to eternal live