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>>38150640
yes but if i was short i would just move to a community that has a lot more short people. having high expectations is the self induced genocide of millennials.

>>38150673
if you're tall you can yell at people and there's literally nothing they can do about it

>>38150640
WELL GAAAAAADZOOOOKS

So I have this cousin. She's a few years younger than me and a single child. She always had kind of a strange attitude toward me, randomly touching me or leaning against me. When we were children and she visited me she'd sometimes insist on me accompanying her to the bathroom and watching her pee. I have the impression that in the past years, if I really had wanted to do so I could have acted on that and fuck her eventually. But I didn't. Now she's in Africa getting BLACKED, and I'm all alone in my apartment, still a virgin at 23. So it goes.

I really wanted to fuck my mother of my 2nd degree cousin, she wasnt blood related so its not incest, but it still was in the family

I have a sort of first cousin (daughter of mom's half sister) I want to rail but I haven't seen her in a decade. Likely won't see her soon either cause we're separated by about 1500km (europe) and I'm not going home any time soon. Maybe I can dazzle her slavic village ass when she finishes HS with my hard won euros. From my social media stalking it seems she's a bit basic (patriotic and religious, dresses in tracksuits) but with a less basic side (video games), so she gives me a triple boner (one for basic, one for partially not basic, one for blood related). Hoping for the best, but I'm not even sure how to get in contact with her without going through her dirt poor family which is likely going to try to suck my money dry.

Holy SHIT, I fucking HATE abo's!

>>38150627
you stole all of that from the /int/ thread didn't you

>>38150709
I'm just sick of all this talk about how only whites make good music.

>>38150598
R9K is a board for robots
Women can't be robots
Therefore women shouldn't be on R9K

>>38150598
>women don't crave sex like men
>they end up with way ore sex partners than men do on average
How is this possible?

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Every women is Stacy. Every. Even if she is ugly as toad, there is horny normie slut inside her.

>>38150574
1. learn cyrilic alphabet
2. use it but still write it in ur own language
or use another alphabet if they know cyrilic

>>38150574
I know that /livinginlivingroomwithfamily/ feels
it sucks man.

>>38150635
I already know the Cyrillic alphabet.
I've actually been studying Russian for the past week, and I am fluent now in the Alphabet. That's as far as I've gotten though.

I've toyed with the idea of just using the Cyrillic Alphabet and making my own retarded confusing scheme of writing, like omitting certain words and scrambling things here and there and using the structure of the page itself to decipher where things go, and then go one step further and encrypt it.

>>38150540
Nice.Then get enough courage to get yo ass out of your mothers basement.Get a part time job.earn enough money to buy traveling equipment.(Buy a motor too its just what i did ;)
And travel the world alone,or with a friend if you have one.

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>I probably swiped right cause you have a picture of a dog
>I'll like your dog more than you

>>38150540
>not liking animals
>not liking traveling

Explain yourself

Get an ona. Tell me your dicksize and I'll rec you one.

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>>38150535
deep breaths faggot
go fap, it will keep those feels away.

>>38150560
Not OP but can you do one for me pls?
7x6

I think this entire decade should be entitled "excrement fiesta"

>>38150515
This is the worst decade since Depression/WWII era and it's only going to get worse.

>>38150700
except this time there's no aesthetic or culture and everyones nihilistic and wants DUDE WEED LMAO

>>38150513
This is currently the most autistic thread. Congratulations.

>>38150513
It's a posed picture, just like every other stupid picture, they were like this for maybe 10 seconds tops and then stopped.

>>38150579
Nah, look at the couch in the background. Filled with clothes, they probably don't have anywhere else to sit, it's all filth and it's sad. I hope they enjoy their filth. I don't.

>communist
>utopia
Pick one and only one
Also communism never works, you can't really blame it on anyone, it's just a shit system

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>>38150503
Yeah, the system where 1% of the wealthiest own as much money as the 50% of the poorest is much better

Totally anon, great logic

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>>38150503
lol triggered fucking normie

couple days ago, actually.

most women are fucking ugly, with dried up arby's sandwiches, samdbag tits, shitty attitudes and shitty personalities.

2d is perfect and they will never cuck you with tyrone or chad. no withered roast beef

i think I found my first waifu yesterday, being hamakaze. holy shit i cannot wait for VR anime to be a thing with AI

i always knew deep down while growing up
i accepted it around sophomore year

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>>38150451
how can 2D compete with this thou?

>>38150448
why would I shit while standing up? that's disgusting.

>>38150937
The pic says "how do you wipe?" Not "how do you shit"

>>38151494
why would I wipe while standing up? that's disgusting.

I meme a lot about it and shitpost that I would pretty regularly but of course I have no desire to actually harm another human being beyond myself, I just want chaos and excitement sometimes at any cost because I'm a bitter neet manchild with no direction and no plans

i wouldn't.
i don't hate anyone enough to take their lives.

>tfw past the high school prime anyhow.

My experiences in school were never really that drastic, to be honest. I wasn't as much bullied, ridiculed, or excluded as much as I was just left alone. I had no real problems, cause I just didn't care.

>>38150409
Yes, as a male you have absolutely no value unless you're Chad.

>>38150409
>>Normalfags will not assist in any way in getting a relationship or sex.
Gotta make sure that they're your friends first.

>>38150409
modernity in the west is much like a beehive, all the women are too busy collecting pollen to do anything else, males are literal drones that are expendable at all times, and only chads and stacys have any opportunity to reproduce.

so this board is essentially the drone hangout

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>>38150396
Soo why did delete it this time?

i'm getting fed up of this shit, we're doing nothing wrong and getting punished for it
here's the original deleted thread for that one poster with shit taste http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38147340/

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It reallt feels like they're doing it on purpose at this point