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Anyone else not have a jawline/chin? I don't know where my head starts and my neck ends, I just have a little butt chin popping out underneath my mouth.

I'm so fucking ugly, I'd give anything to have a sharp jawline.
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having a decent jaw doesn't improve your life...
trust me, i'd know
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Gonna have to grow a beard to hide the weak chin.
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>>37677968
>I just have a little butt chin popping out underneath my mouth.
Same. My profile view looks horrible.

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Why is nobody talking about this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2k2UIPOYCY

are they payed actors/actresses or what the fuck
they all seem to be legit drunk

There is a lot of gold in this video

>1:58 and 3:59 Nigga speaking the truth

>3:06
Stacy gets aggressive and sends Chad to beat the interviewer up

>2:36
What kind of drug does this to you?

And much more
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>youtube
It's staged or edited to proboke. Even if that weren't the case, drunk club sluts are not the everywoman: they are a specific kind of woman who are attracted to a specific kind of man.
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>>37677958
The niggas are quite redpilled. Everyone here could learn something from them.
STOP BEING NICE TO WOMEN !

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Who jealous of my breaktime meal?
Wage slave winning
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>>37677942
How much salt is in those?
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>>37677962
Not too bad. I spend a lot of time sweating outside, so idk really
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>>37678141
That's 70% of your daily sodium if you eat the whole thing.

Plus 113% I think of daily fiber.

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I am sick of being different

I am sick of sitting in class and never having conversations with anyone, i am sick of never going out with friends, i am sick of never having fun, i am sick being a shut in who is too afraid to do anything about it.

FUCK MY LIFE
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baby pig
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>>37677696
>>>/trash/
Here you go, you mustve taken a wrong turn.
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>>37677696
>Young lad, do you have any oats perchance?

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story time, /r9k/.

>be me
>small african child
>try to fuckboy this 12/10 qt
>fail three times in a row
>each time she would basically crush my entire soul
>catch feelings
>too scared to say anything
>try to move on
>engage relationship with butterface bipolar white girl
>only thing 10/10 about her is her ass, w/e i'll take it
>12/10 qt asks "what the fuck are you doing i thought we were flirting and shit and you engage relationship are you not tryna smash"
>shit.exe
>already caught feelings for butterface tho
>time passes in a paradoxical state of liking 2 girls
>2months into relationship with butterface
>friend keeps saying that he's fucking with my girl
>think its a joke because he only says it when she is around
>later butterface finds me and 12/10 qt doing a borderline flirt
>has emotional breakdown due to bipolarity
>feelsbadman.jpeg.avi
>stop doing that shit and somewhat dedicate myself to butterface
>3months in
>friend#2 says we need to talk
>literally says how butterface is fucking with every single male and female in existence known to man
>friend#2 rats out friend#1 for getting constant nudes from butterface for over 2 weeks
>friend#2 also states that he got nudes from butterface in just 1 night
>feelsreallyfuckingbadman.webm
>prepared to drown myself in tears
somehow i posted this and then it said my captcha was invalid and then i tried to post again and it said my comment was unoriginal so i basically lost the thread because i fucking looked and i dont see my thread what the fuck 4chan why
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only crazy white girls go for black guys

you just learned your lesson
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fuck you, OP

fuck those dumb hoes too and fuck your "friends"

I hope you all die in a fire. Except maybe you because maybe you learned your lesson.
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>>37677828
what the singular physical optical fuck did i do

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ITT: things only robots would know/do
let's keep this thread autistic, and normie free
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the finno korean hyper war
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Bad erotica

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what else can i do on the internet besides shitposting?
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>>37677650
>watch shit
>vidya
>masturbate
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>>37677650
Welcome to the internet, is this your first time?
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>>37677665
i guess i could try watching some anime
focusing on something for more than a few minutes is a tough job

>>37677688
thank you, sir. yes, it is!

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I'm 6'0" and I wear black Timbs with 3 inches of sock inside. I'm 6'4" when I do this.

MANLETS BTFO
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>yfw walking on an anon (specifically a robot) undressing and seeing their asses for the first time
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What would you do with this situation?
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That's average, you fucking memelord.
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>>37677470
They're expecting a donkey dick though
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>>37677443
This is the reality for so many men and the meme just keeps going, a moment of silence for the black dicklets who can see dumb sluts mouths water and dont have to balls to call them racist so they can hit it anyway.

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I have a puzzle for the denizens of /r9k/ and elsewhere I'll give you this to start:104 116 116 112 115 58 47 47 112 97 115 116 101 98 105 110 46 99 111 109 47 81 105 99 74 104 105 102 70
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>tfw get anxiety just watching social events

Imagine myself sitting there and having the pressure of having to talk

does anyone else know this feel? i also look too far into each host, and analyze their every movement every word they say everything about them, and every time they laugh i cringe and get extremely anxious
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i know that feel all too well op

its the worst when you can tell that one is especially awkward compared to the rest, and you kinda just hope that they don't embarrass themselves
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>>37677191
I can't watch Practical Jokers because of the anxiety it gives me.
It sucks so much
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I hate watching these cunts only because they are the fakest people in the universe

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So you are saying...*poisons the water hole* just wait a sec...*mutilates baby penis and sucks the blood from it*...so let me get this straight...*promotes homosexuality*
We were...*runs a pedophile ring in hollywood*you mean we are...*genocides there own people for selfish gain*...we wuz..*betrays jesus*OPREZZED?
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>>37677183
>>>/bant/ wow so someone actually used this it wasn't original
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>tfw brainwashed my entire life

fuck (((school)))
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spread the memez, chase your dreams

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go ahead and order $400 worth of pizza to this guy's house
(209)-354-2204
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>>37677124
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
kill yourself you pathetic waste of space
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>Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

>Yes, will this be for delivery or take-away?

>Delivery, please.

>Can I get your name and address?

>Uh... 209-354-2204. I'm somewhere in, uh, central California

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