>have foot fetish
>apply for job at womans shoe store
check mate comfy neet poster
What were the emo/goth crowd like at your schools anons?
did you ever have a chance with an emo/goth QT?
WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME THAT ILL NEVER HAVE A EMO MILKTANK GF
They were unironically normalfags that always made out near the lockers. I know this is going to sound hilarious coming from a robot but some of them looked really fucking hideous compared to me and managed to score busty qts. At that point I realised I'm destined to be alone.
Another year another birthday
what should I do today lads?
Get your mum to make you a nice cake.
Would you consider yourself a misanthrope?
You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it's not true. Generally, people don't like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.
Is anyone else afraid to have a girlfriend because if a group of nogs harrassed you on the street you couldn't defend her?
This isn't a fantasy scenario for me, I live in a heavy migrant area and there are constantly groups of muzzies or nogs roaming the street trying to find people to fuck with.
ITT: Ways you won/lost the genetic lottery.
>low appetite so naturally stay around 140lbs
>abundance of physical energy
>thirst to understand new things
>extremely clean and tidy
>motion sickness. Even scrolling through 4chan makes me dizzy, I vomit a LOT
>absolutely zero patience for anything not directly improving myself right this second, can't switch off and relax
>Random bouts of severe social retardation
>grind and clench teeth in sleep giving me migraines which cause me to vomit even more than usual
Tl:dr anything I eat, I know what it's like to eat it in reverse, also I guess vomit stories thread. If anyone wants I can post some funny ones that happened to me.
>relatively high iq
>naturally good at babby tier math (everything before real analysis)
>well off family
>fast metabolism and consistent 130lb
>zero attention span
>face too manly to be a trap
tl;dr if i was just a bit more effeminate i could have been a cute trap.
I never really understood this, is there really that much variation in dick size?
I kind of just assumed everyone was average 5-6 inches and anything else was pretty rare/abnormal.
hey, i found a rare brandis
>That's good to know. That's good to know
Touches my heart, I wish I was part of a never ending story
Islam is the most robot friendly religion ever made ever.
Just accept it.
You know it agrees with all your ideals unless you're a normiescumbag anyway.
>tfw feel like any girl who is nice and friendly with me and pays attention to me must like me
>tfw feel like any girl who is nice and friendly to me and pays attention to me must feel really bad for me and is only talking to me out of pity
I forgot to mention that I had a 30 minute conversation with one of my coworkers on lunch break yesterday, and I am now convinced that she wants to be with me.
Just gotta figure out how to make the moves on her.
I DID IT GUYS I GOT A GF SHE ASKED ME OUT.
What is your girth anon-sama?
>What is your girth anon-sama?
but my length is 5
I got my first onahole yesterday
Why didn't you guys tell me about this sooner?
This shit feels so good
Boy pussy is ever better anon, you should try it.
Just think of it as using him as an ona hole it's not gay.
You won't even have to clean up you can just fun inside and let him suck your cock clean and be on your way.
Dangerously close to the edge of the archive edition
Post your Oneitis, rate others Oneitis
cute smile, looks like she has a nice personality
>tfw fapping to shemale porn while listening to alex jones and smoking weed
is this rock bottom?