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Today is the day I end my comfortable neet life. Getting up at 1 and playing on my 3ds all day is no longer possible. Mummy has made me get a job.
Today I will start my first ever job as a pizza waiter. I feel stupid but I think i can do it.
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Well, that's a tough deal. Sounds like you didn't have a solid plan on how to go NEET, though. Keep saving and investing, you'll get to NEEThood again soon.
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>get 150 IQ with online tests
>actual IQ measured at 120 when professionally administered for a psych eval
There is literally nothing worse than knowing I was born stupid
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>>38521162
>Trying to brag about IQ on anime image board.
KYS
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>>38521162
Only 120 IQ? I was tested at 119 in 6th grade. Am now over 160. Pathetic brainlet humblebrag
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Yeah, I got 120 too on a real test and it was really disappointing. I got 98th percentile on SAT and I heard that correlated to an IQ of 140 but nope.
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Baby, wake up! Were you having that nightmare again? The one where you're an friendless adult virgin who masturbates to Japanese cartoons?
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>>38521108
A dream, honey, not a nightmare.
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>>38521108
Good thread OP 7.5/10
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>>38521108
Oh man, what a nightmare...I dreamt that I spent all of my time on an online image board where social rejects competed over who was the biggest loser...thank god it was just a bad dream...
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Why aren't you trying to sort yourself out?
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I'm not sure what else to do.
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Environment (out of my control), but that's changing very soon, and a lack of substance (also out of my control currently).
When the time comes, I'll make necessary changes. For now, I just want to change my environment successfully.
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>>38521089
Not in a predicament. Coasting through college with a smile on my face
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A few short truths. Nothing more.
You suffer.
You want something. Revenge, gf, whatever...
You want it now, on demand.
So, what do you do? You imagine what you want.
>I saw THAT
>I want a thing like THAT or I want THAT
So you create a thing in your mind to represent what you want. Then you might not notice, but you start worshiping this idol, to promote yourself. So in essence, you worship yourself through a false idol.
You must sacrifice yourself, your comfort, your security. Ask and you shall receive.
I asked for a GF and I got one. They're humans, and they will never compare with your imagination. Never. All those expectations you had will be crushed once you have a gf.
I don't know about children and family, but gf and sex are not enough. Heck, the desire to have them is our biological drive to form a family. Twisted times we live in.
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Chink hate oc.
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Fuck gooks , you bastards have the most soulless culture in the world
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two atom bombs were not enough
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WHERE IS MY ELEPHANT
>double jump kicks you into your loser friends and beats you up
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How do I get women if I'm gay? I don't like men I want to fuck women but I'm fucking gay.
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>>38521001
That means you're not gay you retard
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>>38521001
>How do I get women if I'm gay? I don't like men I want to fuck women but I'm fucking gay.
You've just activated my almonds
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Become a tranny, womens inner lesbian makes them more likely to fuck a tranny than a regular guy.
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Got dumped, been listening to radiohead no surprises on repeat. What now /b/oys, where is my drive off into the sunset
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life is ahead, anon
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Oneechan blocked me
i can never talk to her again
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Does anyone here concealed carry? I just got my weapons license yesterday so I'm ready to off myself at a moment's notice
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>>38520909
Nope.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/
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>>38520909
>weapons license
lol
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>>38520909
We should have these threads as /r9/k/
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How can people live alone, I can't take it anymore.
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>>38520904
People can't live alone. But I guess we aren't people, are we anon?
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>>38520904
I live with a family.
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>>38520904
I cannot take this anymoooooorrreee
I'm saying everything I've said befooooooorrrrreeee
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anywaaaaaaay
Just like before....
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"Hey bro, did you meet Steve? I bet he'll never get laid." 2017-07-21 03:15:38 Post No.38520831
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"Hey bro, did you meet Steve? I bet he'll never get laid."
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>......................................yea, I could never imagine a person who's never had sex....heh.
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>the 'ugly virgin' of the group
hahahaha that's me
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Fembots, did you get bullied at school?
Who did bully you, the boys or girls?
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>>38520789
Yes, I got bullied. Both boys and girls bullied me.
I got bullied because I have HFA and I didn't know how to contain my interests then.
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>>38521111
I got bullied by guys mostly. I don't know why but they would taunt me by calling me washboard and the likes, but around prom time a ton of them asked me to prom...
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>>38520789
I was a 220 pound landwhale my freshman year of high school and got bullied by the guys. The girls would talk about me behind my back, but never the out-front bullying I'd endure from the guys
- During winter 2 guys jumped me in the school yard, held me down on the cold ground and filled my backpack with snow
- A guy would always try to pull down my sports pants during physical education
- Making fun of me whenever I would eat anything, even fruits or vegetables
After that first year I dropped some pounds, still fat but more on the thicc side rather than landwhale. Some of these dudes started showing interest; later, some other dudes that had totally ignored me up until then started also showing interest. Realized how shallow dudes are and am now extra cautious whenever a guy approaches me.
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>you will never be a phantom thief
>you will never change the hearts of corrupted people
>you will never kill the shadows of people you hate
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
!?
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It fucking hurts that you will never have friends even remotely like them in real life. Even friends are better in 2D.
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Who, /cyborg/ here?
>spend most of early childhood moving from place to place, never really putting down roots or making any friends
>become very introverted, and most thoughts are very introspective
>this continues until late middle school, when I finally stay in one school
>learn that I'm not socially autistic as I once did
>still known as the "weird kid", but manage to fit in with a group of kids to have fun with
>friendships feel entirely superficial, with no real substance
>slightly prolonged social situations are still uncomfortable and extremely exhausting, but manageable
>trend continues into high school, and adulthood
>consistently turn down offers to have some fun with friends, as I would rather spend time talking to you guys
You guys are better friends than I ever could have made. I think that I am alone in my feels.
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>>38520711
i think im the same, I've had a few close friends, but never been in a relationship or gotten laid
I used to be good socially, but personality can only take you so far
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>>38521696
Yeah, I had one "girlfriend" way back when I was in middle school for a few months just to see what it was like. She was batshit insane, and the whole experience turned me off from relationships to this day.
I don't think I'm really missing anything.
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>>38522126
I had a girlfriend in middle school. One of her friends told me she made out with fucking Ben Greene after school like a good little roastie