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I miss the oId Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye?
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that'd be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soqe-IdxEgI
you make me smile
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ask the paparazzi to lay of the ghosting
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>>36951887
What more could you ask fo
The international asshole
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Im really melancholic and sentimental.
Any other robots know this feel?
Anyone else /emotional/ ?
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>>36951885
happens to me sometimes. today for instance.
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>>36951885
I get into that feel from time to time. I like to get drunk and really wallow in it on the weekends, it's cathartic.
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>>36951911
want to share what has you down?
>>36951936
I am drinking now too. Maybe I should take up gaming, music just prolongs the sadness.
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Ballbusting thread!!
come in and escape the neet/wage cuck threads and talk about some good ol men getting hit in the sack..
21F and 23M been ballbusting our whole relationship (8 years). Also question from the wife:
Are all balls the same size and only look bigger or smaller based on how low they hang or can balls actually be significantly bigger or smaller depending on each person?
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Reasoning being is because i always heard that men's balls are within 10% of each other (like +/-5% in size) and the only reason someones may look larger than another is because they hang lower and the skin is thicker.
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That is a good question basherina! I do not know. Have you ever had any medical problems from getting your testes wailed upon, amd if so, what?
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>>36952352
I;ve only ever had short term injuries like reddening, swelling and tenderness. Ive taken some major hits. One ex kicked me of the ground and i fainted on impact, my wife kicked me and blinded me and my nuts kinda crunched (felt like it) ive had them bitten down on and ive had her walk/stand on my balls, both in private and public. but i dont have any longer term injuries, my fertility isnt impacted, and my sex drive is just fine
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time for yet another one of those threads where we get drunk and talk about stuff
drinking Sailor Jerry right now
post your poison, rowboats
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Jesus christ, fuck off retard.
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>>36951785
Why do you shit post his every day? Fuck off you viking.
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Real Samson is dead. You're just reusing his photos
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I'm going to try to Photoshop a ton of Sarah scribble images
>from the Sarah scribble comics
until they are in mass distribution among robot
>I'm doing this because this "facebook meme" has been on my mind for a few years now and the idea of this came from a vision I had in a dream.
help my cause spread and create with me robots or not either way I will die doing this
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what do you think of my cause anons?
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>>36951847
/pol/ did this like three months
But still okay cause I guess
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Bumpadildo
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My girlfriend dreamed about sucking another man's dick.
Should I dump her?
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>>36951652
Why the hell would she even tell you that?
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Yes, but.only because she felt the need to fucking tell you. Stupid bitch, you should honour kill her ass for that. Disrespectful.
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You are a literal cuck if you stay with her.
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Ever wondered how many people you've told to kill themselves who went ahead and did it
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Yes, but i don't mind them.
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>>36951646
sshh
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I don't tell people to kill themselves, that would be awfully rude.
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What's the easiest associates degree that I can get that will land me a job that pays at least $15 an hour?
I have a bunch of credits saved up. I should be a junior in university but I left for family reasons. I can't afford to go back but I can afford to go to a community college. I hate my job now but I want to go back to school for a semester or two and earn a little associates that can land me a better job for the time being until I can go back to university.
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>>36951632
I though associates were considered useless.
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>>36951632
Accounting or nursing should do the trick. Maybe IT?
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>>36951705
Not necessarily. They're not going to get you a high paying job of your dreams but it'll get you something better than fast food or retail. Well at least that's what I've seen with my friends. One guy got his associates in business and he now works for Wells Fargo handling fraud cases and he gets around $18 an hour.
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My little brother (20 years old) keeps on trying to become a pro-gamer.
He hasn't gone to college at all, he has made a few hundred dollars off his "pro gamer career" from LAN events in the last 2 years, otherwise he is a NEET.
Parents keep telling me they're going to kick him out soon if he doesn't get a job.
He literally believes it's possible for him to make a living out of gaming. He can't accept the reality that it's literally not going to happen for him. How many years will this delusion take to wear off until he finally wakes up and realizes his pissed his 20s away trying to become a pro gamer and he has absolutely nothing to show for it?
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>>36951630
Copypasta is supposed to be funny you know
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>>36951630
my little bait thread(2 days old) has been posted 2 days in a row. I change the words slightly to by pass the robot. I really am desperate for (you)'s and think I'm going to kill myself soon. I will reply to people saying my brother is worthless and needs to get a job. I will say you young people think everything is going to come together at 25 and you will be years behind your peers. I'm going to kill myself.
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>>36951700
He plays overwatch. He has no idea that life is passing him by his whole 20's will blow by like it's nothing.
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what are the odds of me having some bugs in my stomatch or something that get me bloated or gain weight?
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Are you retarded? If anything you'd lose weight how the fuck would you gain it?
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>>36951578
>>36951607
Well, you could gain weight if you ate a lot of bugs
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>>36951578
>Bugs
I think you meant to say parasite.
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when u spend hours every day reading things on reddit that u already agree with to validate ur own pre-existing beliefs and it turns u into a smug bastard that is incapable of critically analyzing differing opinions without throwing a hissy fit
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We're garbage because we're stuck cleaning up the past.
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>>36951617
>it's all your fault, DAD!
grow a spine
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>>36951918
All bark and barely any bite. The thing that upsets you the most is not having the time to make a difference.
So you watch and criticize. But the burden is carried on my shoulders.
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ITT post your uni and btfo it
Pic is mine. Ive never met another person on here that goes to UHCL
>"nerd campus"
>every other person is weeb or brony
>0 internships
>women either have body of a tall 12 year old or fatty
>only 1 fucking organic chem class time
>meme machines only used in gym
>squat and bench collect dust
>elevators shake like michael j fox in a snowstorm
>shit tier compared to houston downtown campus
>meme garbage tier compared to A&M and UT
>low black populace
>have not seen a jew yet
>core classes require effort
>pajeets ruin research projects trying to run everything
>no sports teams
>avian wildlife are dicks
>waffle truck good shit though
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I go there too can confirm
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>>36951547
I go there as well, can confirm
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>shit teaching
>everyone has autism or plays sports
>no chicks
>elevators haven't been inspected in years
>nothing to do in the area
>too damn expensive
>fraternities are cucked
>massachusetts
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>Get a new job
>Has a probationary period
>Get through probationary period with high marks
>STILL NOT A FAT EMPLOYEE
>Since then, have applied and done interviews for other companies
>Don't care about current job but still coasting
Should I still give them the two weeks notice? Or just leave them high and dry?
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>STILL NOT A FAT EMPLOYEE
What.
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>get a new job
HAHAHAHAHAH stopped reading there
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>Get through probationary period with high marks
fuck you normie, I didnt pass probationar period because of my spaghetti, so they fired me.
ANyways you should give them notice cuz ur gonna need them for references.
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Femanons, what would you do if a group of Chad's beat you up? (they didn't have sex with you though)
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Th-thanks for noticing me
Can i h-have your number? Maybe we can hang out sometime later?
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>>36951500
why are you asking such stupid question, anon?
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nah, they wouldn't because i have my own chads who are higher than the highest. think international players and all star athletes. lol. who are they fucking with? nobody.
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Who else /argumentative/?
I always feel the need to argue with every statement people say that I disagree with, which in result makes me have no friends
>normie in discord says all memes are overused and that memes are just used for copy and paste jokes
>tell him that lots of memes are more than just "le ebin 9gag jokes!!"
>use pepe as an example of a timeless meme
>he leaves the chat
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>>36951467
I always feel like that so I constantly have to remind myself that no one likes to argue.
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>>36951467
Whats discord and why are you talking to people. If your problems can be solved by not talking to people theyre not real problems
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I used to be argumentative until I grew up and realized that the majority of people are idiots who argue based on feelings and there's nothing you can do to actually change their minds on any subject.