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>tfw just want a qt shy introverted white gf like me
>can't get anyone
i don't wanna die alone

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>tfw you fell for the autism meme
You're trying your best to make the autism diagnosis fit you. I wonder why that is, since there are so many things which are very close to the diagnosis, with so many similarities and only small differences. Could it be that you've associated a social status with being autistic, so being autistic may even be a plus while being anything on the schizo- spectrum is a minus? This seems to be the case for most people. Autism is just an excuse for bad behavior or certain dysfunctions in those that self-diagnose it.

I had all the developmental issues associated with it. I had all the clear signs of it, yet I wasn't given the diagnosis. When I speak to people who actually have the diagnosis it's pretty apparent what a ridiculous and useless diagnosis it has become. There are people with many sexual partners, many friends, with no real difficulties compared to the general population, who supposedly somehow are still autistic - who were slowly developed and have "serious" social and cognitive dysfunctions. Yea right! Just ridiculous.

Autism is the new psychopathy. If your boyfriend doesn't want to share his feelings with you or doesn't listen to you, it's because he's a Secret Autist. It's not by chance that you can't go on forums for autism and talk about autism as a disease or something to be treated, or make politically incorrect statements about race or gender. The diagnosis is for the overly social people, those who are obsessed with social status.

As for your symptoms you listed, it appears as if you see them as being "wrong," which is very rare for people who actually get the diagnosis as they tend to view the symptoms as preferable. They don't like socializing or social people.

It's a personal question that you don't have to answer, but let me ask: Do you have any friends? Have you had any sexual partners?

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Where can I find a gf like this?

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BERRIES AND CREAM

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Is committing suicide courageous or cowardly?

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Why do

So many people here

Write like this

?

Using so much space

One or two sentences per line (I know these lines aren't sentences but you get the point)

And space between all the lines.

Didn't they teach you

How to write properly back in school?

(I'm obviously not talking about greentexts)

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>tfw you realized that being a virgin is a good thing thanks to gods will
Call me what you must, but I have not committed the sin of lust.

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I think the government or something is spying on me
>the last 45ish minutes 3 different guys in suits have walked and turned their heads at my house
> I live 10 miles from the nearest place of employment
>15 for a place you would need to wear a suit
>it is 2 in the morning
Can someone please tell me that this isn't me just being crazy right.

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>tfw got a girlfriend who I truly love
I can't wait to kiss her when I see her tomorrow.

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Would you let this jew fart on your face?

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You know what I hate the most about women and dating?

You can't be honest and genuine about yourself and have to bullshit and forget to mention a few things, keep a few hobbies a secret and so on until the relationship has been going for a long time etc

Just having to bullshit a lot to get one, with the retarted tests women do to test you and the whole social cat and mouse game with no set rules or boundaries just makes it an unbearable thing to even concider starting to play.

You have to b urself but not literally be yourself, but a specific kind of a setting.

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>You will never be the hero.

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Come watch the birth of new life my fellow robots. Enjoy one of the most important steps in completing the circle of life.

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What should I mix vodka with? I'm poor as fuck and all I have in my house is green tea or like an apple. Could I make apple juice out of an apple and water? Can you mix vodka with green tea

I can't just drink vodka straights because it's icky I literally get it caught in my espogaphus and I regurtate it and it burns the FUCK out of my mouth and I start dry heaving for a long time.

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Anyone else here like to eat cat food? I started when I was a child, and have been addicted to it ever since.

It's great because you get so much in a bag--compared to buying any other snack food, whether it's chips or especially nuts, the total amount of potential snacks you get from a full bag (deducting whatever the cat might eat if you have one) makes the price way more efficient. When I don't have much in the house on my budget, I just fold up my shirt into a little holder and fill it up with cat food, and then munch on it while browsing 4chan and watching anime. It doesn't mix that well with other foods, but I have had some success baking cat food into oatmeal cookies--though my mom refused to eat them.

Personally, I prefer dry food kibbles, but I have tried wet food, those little snack-pouches, and even dog food. I despise dog food, don't mind the snack pouches, but find it difficult to eat the wet stuff, even though my cats will refuse to eat their kibbles in favour of it. At best, I've enjoyed those bacon-strips for dogs, but even those aren't worth it in large quantities.

If you've never tried it, especially if you have a cat yourself, I really recommend it. I mainly buy Whiskas, though it can be expensive (picture only related by brand, it's not the same type). The flavour is a mix of extremely strong sour-dough bread with the aftertaste of red wines. Often they have a fun texture as well, since they have a thin coating of dust kind of like a dorito, and serious crunch. But, if you suck on them, they slowly melt in your mouth, and can eventually be sucked on in a huge mold, kind of like what your cat would barf up. Often I take the ball of chewed cat food out of my mouth, and then set it on my desk, and pull pieces off so I can eat it over again.

tl;dr: anyone else have experiences with pet food, or have recommendations for alternative food if you're a poorfag? I posted this on /ck/, but I thought robots may be able to relate as well.