ITT: Autistic Mistakes
>2012
>be 16
>go to farm on after-schoool group's field trip
>want to be funny
>autism = activated
"you have a nice dick sir"
>MFW i meant to say cock
>MFW i realize he grew vegetables
>MFW i realize i need professional help
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read that before 2 be frank fammylam
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>>35240004
>Being part of after school group
Norman please leave, roo, etc
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People who post copypasta need to be shot point blank in the face.
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Post your dream life
>live in California
>in a fancy apartment
>close to the beach
>making money as a musician
>my wife and daughter have all they could ask for
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>>35239901
>be passable qt grill (male)
>live in some quiet town in Pacific northwest
>successful nature photographer
>also have small pot farm
>spend days exploring nature, getting high, and taking pictures with qt gf
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You mean your wife and your wife's daughter, right?
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>>35239901
I live in California
I own a house 5 minutes from the beach (can walk there)
I make money while working onlineWhy would I EVER have a wife?
Who else /threadkiller/ here?
After i post there's always either no response or 1-2 before it just archives even if it just was super popular or just started.
I have the magic powers of making people dis-interested no matter what i do.
I just want (you)s lads.
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This thread will die now. It was fun, OP.
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/threadwinner/.
Am i rite?
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>>35239887
Maybe step (you)r posting game up, senpai?
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I just want to cherish and love her
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>>35239778
I just want to laugh at cucks
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>>35239789
So what, you stand in the mirror all they and laugh at yourself? that doesnt seem like much of an existence...
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>I just want to be cherished and loved
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alright /r9k/ i challenge you to do something.
pu on caps lock, press the "R" key once then hold your breath while holding down the"E" key.
keep it pressed until you breath again.
i wanna see your ree.
ill go first.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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My keyboard doesn't have caps lock so i translated the characters. Also my computer brings up accent menu if you hold down a key, so i pressed it a lot of times.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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am phonefag tho so was tapping the E key instead, giving me a way lower amount of E's
Your comment was too low in content to be appreciated by the wooden shekel of truth.
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>>35239774
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how did i do i think i did decent
oreganonjogoegnegoegegerooriginallllll
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (3.12% content).
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hulo wecum tu kfc wut u lika 2 ordar?
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I'll have a mashed potate n corn smoothie plz
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>>35239720
ded u tak him 2 tha bar?
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LEMME GET A UUUUHHHHHHH
I wanna cum inside Japanese girls! I wanna get a Japanese girl pregnant!!
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haha don't we all haha
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>>35239727
Ha ha nice post buddy 10/10
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>>35239706
go home and die
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>tfw japanese embassy in my country offering fully funded undergraduate scholarship. (including accommodation, fees and travel)
>tfw eligible
>tfw weeb
>tfw virgin
wat do
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>>35239665
Take it, Anon. You have a great opportunity here.
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>>35239665
Desu
Desuginal
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loser white autist going to asia to prey on unsuspecting people is such a fucking cliche
>Live in house with open floor plan
>Share room with brother
>Have to masturbate to porn in bathroom with tablet
>Over the past two years, have built a bad habit of where when I look at porn on my PC, I constantly am looking behind me to make sure there's nobody there
>When my brother isn't here or is spending the night out with his friends, I have to try to masturbate as quick as I can, because its the only chance I got to masturbate to porn on a big screen
>No sound either
I hate this fucking house.
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just stop masturbating you fucking monkey
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>>35239649
>Have also developed hyper sensitive hearing
>Straining to listen to slight hints of movement in rooms away, picking up hints of someone coming
>Have written AHK script that automatically closes all the browser pages I have open with a press of a button when its on
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>too dumb to build some kind of temporary wall
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Hey /r9k/ you tired of your favourite meme being /pol/ified?
Time to #savepepe
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desu /pol/ has been really tedious lately. They haven't made a good pepe in ages.
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Just make your own Pepes so the cannon is in your control.
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I find it funny that the ADL is such a control hungry organization that they want to govern the use of memes. Memes can't be governed, they can only evolve, and that's what makes them so great. Nobody knows what the memes of tomorrow will be, nor will we know what the memes of today will become.
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>Tinder date asks the bartender for an angel shot
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>>35239469
A what?
Oregon comentario
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>>35239493
Angel shot is a code word that she's on a internet date that's not going well, or the guy is creepy
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>>35239469
Did that really happen to you?
Ficufifud
>6ft exactly
>people always think I'm 6'2''
>assure them I'm not
>they claim to be 6ft even though they're shorter than me
>say that's impossible because I'm taller and only 6ft
>they swear that they were measured that way by their doctor
Point of the story is everyone seems to be lying about their height. Not many people are actually 6ft and lie about it when confronted. I imagine the same can be said about dick size because people dont have to show their dicks.
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Bumping FAGGOTS
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>>35239414
I'm 6"4 and I haven't gotten laid in a year
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>>35239414
Maybe in america where mexicans have dropped the avarage height to 5'9. In northern europe it is common to see middle school girls that are 5'9.
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Why being fat doesn't matter
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Look at this:
https://youtu.be/M7U9Pw3Jjjk?t=91
See her? See him?
Being fat is completely irrelevant. Being short on the other hand...
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>>35239395
it does matter to 99% of women, he got lucky that he found her
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>>35239425
That's the same thing people say about being short.
Yet fat man, /fit/ women couples are fairly common on youtube. Please do find me a short man, taller woman couple on youtube....
Being fat doesn't stop you from being manly. It doesn't matter nearly as much as you think
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>>35239395
He looks like a fucking basement dweller neckbeard.
Except he has the confidence to go on camera and joke about stuff and be funny.
See confidence does matter.
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Sex is the best thing that a man can ever experience. Why haven't you done this already anon?
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>>35239379
Because bitches ain't worth shit
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>>35239379
Killing another person is also pretty exhilarating experience from what i have heard, especially if you do it up close and personal
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>>35239515
i also heard killing yourself can also be exhilarating anon
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Is there anything prettier than Barbara Palvin?
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yeah sarina valentina
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>>35239303
Katya is prettier. and that's just one example.
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>>35239340
Please stop shitposting. You are obviously shitposting.